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Funny story: X-Factor Chav Defends Herself On This Morning

X-Factor Chav Defends Herself On This Morning

X-Factor reject Chloe Mafia Has spoken out on ITV's This Morning about the allegations she is a paid escort and a heavy coke user. Speaking to Phil and the other one that's not Fern she said "No, right I's didn't do any of that right because I's...
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Funny story: Holly Willoughby - Much More Than A Beautiful Big Pair Of Breasts

Holly Willoughby - Much More Than A Beautiful Big Pair Of Breasts

Stars from the insular world of show business expressed mutual amazement that the This Morning presenter with the eye-boggling breasts, Holly Willoughby hasn't proven as popular among internet satirists as Cheryl Cole or Lady Gaga. Which seems str...
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Funny story: Fat Fern F*cks Off This Morning

Fat Fern F*cks Off This Morning

So long former fat fuck Fern Britton who is leaving This Morning; I wish she had left many mornings ago. Despite her constant juvenile sexual innuendo, cuddly, bubbly, comfortable being obese Fern, who pretended to millions of loyal viewers that she was losing weight through exercise, healthy eating and improved lifestyle, but had secretly had a gastric band fitted to stop the flow of garbage...
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Funny story: TV Doctors Rapped Over Jacko Speculation

TV Doctors Rapped Over Jacko Speculation

The General Medical Council has today penalised a number of doctors for appearances on television news programmes speculating over the possible health problems that led to the death of popular singer and dancer Michael Jackson. In a written statem...
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Funny story: Fern Britton Leaves Show After Row About Her Knickers

Fern Britton Leaves Show After Row About Her Knickers

Fern Britton, the overweight This Morning presenter has left the show after a rift with co-presenter, Philip Schofield, over her underwear. Britton, who only last week tipped the scales at a whopping 23 stone, fell into dispute with Schofield over...
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Funny story: Firm Britone:"Money Was Not The Reason"

Firm Britone:"Money Was Not The Reason"

The television presenter Firm Britone today announced that her decision to quit 'This Morning' was not just about money. Some have claimed that the discrepancy between her wages and those of her co-host, Pip Shitfield, led to her resignation. It i...
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Funny story: Britone Quits Sofa

Britone Quits Sofa

After 10 years of displaying her cleavage to unemployed layabouts Firm Britone has announced "I'm quitting". The daytime tv host wants to spend more time with her family, who have our sympathy. Britone also wants to move into more heavyweight poli...
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Funny story: Fern Britton to leave This Morning

Fern Britton to leave This Morning

Presenter Fern Britton, who is rumoured to be a large woman, is leaving this morning. She had originally planned to leave this evening, but that was changed at one stage last week, to this afternoon. However, plans appear to have gone swimmingly w...
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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