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Willoughby Cries Herself Into a State of Chronic Dehydration

Funny story: Willoughby Cries Herself Into a State of Chronic Dehydration

During yesterday’s particularly moving “This Morning” segment, presenter Holly Willoughby shed so many tears that her entire body was drained of moisture, leaving her as a dried-out husk on the famous couch. As little Timmy Syrup, aged seven and...

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This Morning's Rodent Removal

A pesky rodent that had been terrorising the set of semi popular morning show "This Morning" has been caught. However Philip Schofield is still at large and truly capable of being a dick all on his own. The mouse, which is estimated (by us) to be 37...

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Gordon the Gopher embarrassed by Stupid Stunt Schofield

Funny story: Gordon the Gopher embarrassed by Stupid Stunt Schofield

1980s Children's TV star and sock puppet, Gordon the Gopher, has admitted that he was "shocked" and "appalled" to see his former colleague Phillip Schofield ambush Prime Minister David Cameron on ITV's 'This Morning', this morning. The poorly judg...

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X-Factor Chav Defends Herself On This Morning

X-Factor reject Chloe Mafia Has spoken out on ITV's This Morning about the allegations she is a paid escort and a heavy coke user. Speaking to Phil and the other one that's not Fern she said "No, right I's didn't do any of that right because I's...

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Holly Willoughby - Much More Than A Beautiful Big Pair Of Breasts

Funny story: Holly Willoughby - Much More Than A Beautiful Big Pair Of Breasts

Stars from the insular world of show business expressed mutual amazement that the This Morning presenter with the eye-boggling breasts, Holly Willoughby hasn't proven as popular among internet satirists as Cheryl Cole or Lady Gaga. Which seems str...

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Fat Fern F*cks Off This Morning

Funny story: Fat Fern F*cks Off This Morning

So long former fat fuck Fern Britton who is leaving This Morning; I wish she had left many mornings ago. Despite her constant juvenile sexual innuendo, cuddly, bubbly, comfortable being obese Fern, who pretended to millions of loyal viewers that she was losing weight through exercise, healthy eating and improved lifestyle, but had secretly had a gastric band fitted to stop the flow of garbage...

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TV Doctors Rapped Over Jacko Speculation

Funny story: TV Doctors Rapped Over Jacko Speculation

The General Medical Council has today penalised a number of doctors for appearances on television news programmes speculating over the possible health problems that led to the death of popular singer and dancer Michael Jackson. In a written statem...

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Fern Britton Leaves Show After Row About Her Knickers

Funny story: Fern Britton Leaves Show After Row About Her Knickers

Fern Britton, the overweight This Morning presenter has left the show after a rift with co-presenter, Philip Schofield, over her underwear. Britton, who only last week tipped the scales at a whopping 23 stone, fell into dispute with Schofield over...

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Firm Britone:"Money Was Not The Reason"

Funny story: Firm Britone:"Money Was Not The Reason"

The television presenter Firm Britone today announced that her decision to quit 'This Morning' was not just about money. Some have claimed that the discrepancy between her wages and those of her co-host, Pip Shitfield, led to her resignation. It i...

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Britone Quits Sofa

Funny story: Britone Quits Sofa

After 10 years of displaying her cleavage to unemployed layabouts Firm Britone has announced "I'm quitting". The daytime tv host wants to spend more time with her family, who have our sympathy. Britone also wants to move into more heavyweight poli...

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Fern Britton to leave This Morning

Funny story: Fern Britton to leave This Morning

Presenter Fern Britton, who is rumoured to be a large woman, is leaving this morning. She had originally planned to leave this evening, but that was changed at one stage last week, to this afternoon. However, plans appear to have gone swimmingly w...

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