The achingly-TECHNICALLY-NOT-NEO-CON!!! Hoover Institute has been facing, not so much a funding crisis, (hell no!) as a trolling crisis.
Yup! By now, millions of still-benighted citizens of the Global Village wildly insinuate that they have finally sussed out what's going on…
Aye, a wicked legion of notoriously disingenuous and cynical conspiracy theorists now wantonly assert that the Hoov...
A group of United States scientists from a Massachusetts Think Tank say they have made a major breakthrough in robotics.
Speaker for the group, Dr. John Michael Lindsay, stated that they have come up with a robot that is as far ahead of the Al Gor...
Well, I have given up on trying to warn people about the rising oceans due to global warming and have saved the world all by myself.
I was lying on the couch and pondering how to reach people and suddenly it hit me. It was the cat. So I got up and...
An all Male Think Tank demands a week off a month or every six weeks as they are feeling frustration and need to rest their brains for awhile.
"We are making some great discoveries but we need a short week every now and then to give our brains a r...
Dr. Phillip Rhodes apparently has made a breakthrough in body transfers or else he's having a joke on everyone, especially on his old comrades at the Think Tank.
"Rhodes has always had this crush on sexy (30 years ago) Joey Heatherton and his goal...
Somewhere inside a Washington Super Pac think tank:
Three suited men are pouring over papers scattered on a desk before them.
"So, it comes down to this: The Corporations are deciding on either Gingrich or Santorum to be the Republican representative for the Republican platform in the Presidential election." stated the man in the gray suit. "We'll make sure that the other candidates fall by...
The Gappa Institute, a think tank bringing together top scholars of the world, has issued its preliminary report. The suggestions have been forwarded to the various governmental or international bodies that deal with the issues addressed in the report.
1: The think tank has advised that death should be declared illegal. Their reasoning is that, since death by suicide is illegal, and death by ho...
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