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Funny story: The true origins of Marvel Comic's Human Torch

The true origins of Marvel Comic's Human Torch

Hot-headed teen Johnny Storm rode his future brother-in-law's crotch rocket through what Reed Richards said was a stream of "cosmic rays" but which, in the comic book sequence during which this scene occurs, off-screen, so to speak, in shadows, beneath a full room, amid wine and roses, looks much like gobs of Richards' ejaculate. The experience changed both partners forever, as it did onlookers...
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Funny story: The True Story of Marvel Comics' Dr. Doom

The True Story of Marvel Comics' Dr. Doom

Dr. Doom--his very name spells disaster. Not surprisingly, this gray-armored, green-robed, hoodie-clad supervillain remains one of Marvel Comics' most popular bad guys ever--so popular, in fact, that he is often soon retired after appearing, for an issue of two, usually in The Fantastic Four, the comic book that showcased his origin, for fear that he will eclipse the superheroes he fights. Not the...
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Funny story: Dear Paraphernalia4Your Genitalia

Dear Paraphernalia4Your Genitalia

Dear P4YG, My husband and I, both devout Roman Catholics, recently read about a Catholic Kama Sutra. Is there such a thing? What do you know about it? Will it be going to press soon? Will there be a DVD?! Please answer really soon! Breathless in Brestlova...
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Funny story: Dear Ollie, the Ole Marriage Advisor: Is there such a thing as Fuckin' Somnambulism?

Dear Ollie, the Ole Marriage Advisor: Is there such a thing as Fuckin' Somnambulism?

Dear Ollie, I originally wrote to Dear Abbey about my savage love dilemma but her answer was pretty lame and then Savage Love picked it up...
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Funny story: Win $10,000,000 at TheSpoof.com

Win $10,000,000 at TheSpoof.com

TheSpoof.com - What would you do with $10,000,000? Would your dreams come true? Here at TheSpoof.com we have a check made out in the sum of TEN MILLION DOLLARS. The only thing missing is YOUR NAME! To have your name written on it all you have to do is correctly answer one simple question.
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Funny story: Everyone's got a secret!

Everyone's got a secret!

I just move into new home in Southern CA. It's a "Leave it to Beaver" type of community. As usual, the first thing I try to do when I move into a place is meet the neighbors.
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Funny story: Equestrian VIII (Epilogue 1)

Equestrian VIII (Epilogue 1)

On the other hand, no sooner the meeting was over, the NCOs and men, through grapevine, discovered good and bad news about 345. Good news was no grounding needed. Bad news, Rufus's letter to Army Veterinary Dept. However, they knew 345's days were numbered, so everybody tried to contribute to his cause. First thing they did was doubling 345's barley and dried alfalfa. Grooming was car...
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Funny story: Where do pens come from?

Where do pens come from?

I just checked my desk drawer. I must have over a hundred pens in there. They seem to proliferate. Sometimes I think they actually breed! Every time I turn around I have a new pen in my pocket. The odd thing is -- I haven't actually bought one in at least 20 years!...
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Funny story: Altech Lansing Develops Speakers That Can Talk to God

Altech Lansing Develops Speakers That Can Talk to God

When it comes to awesome performance in a compact design, few speaker systems compare to the Holy 1000. The thing that makes this speaker different from all others is that if you speak into them You can actually speak to God.
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Funny story: Free Paris - not the city!

Free Paris - not the city!

Poor thing. . . if someone doesn't do anything by June 5th she will be in the slammer.
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Funny story: 10 Reasons why Willow was better than Lord of the Rings

10 Reasons why Willow was better than Lord of the Rings

Ever notice how similar films are becoming these days? Is this a recent thing, or are we to continue suffering through the same plots over and over again simply because producers are unwilling to toss the dice at risqué new films?...
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Funny story: Neo-Cons Fail In Their Bid to Remove Bush From the Ticket

Neo-Cons Fail In Their Bid to Remove Bush From the Ticket

President Bush spent the better part of his day today reassessing his Presidency and thanking John Kerry for assisting his bid to retain the Republican nomination.. "I'm not sure that I would have done the same thing if the shoe was on the o...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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