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Labour looks forward to Boris’ “Brexit Dividend”

Funny story: Labour looks forward to Boris’ “Brexit Dividend”

Labour party members are secretly preparing for power after “Prime Minister” Theresa May refused at the weekend to back her Foreign Secretary’s continuing claim that there will be a “Brexit Dividend”. The continued and ever increasing claims eman...

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'From Russia with love' to be re-filmed and renamed 'From Putin to May with Poisonous Arrows!'

Funny story: 'From Russia with love' to be re-filmed and renamed 'From Putin to May with Poisonous Arrows!'

James Bond is being reanimated after breathing heavily and nearly dying as the ancient MI5 spy failed miserably to lock millions into the cinema, but the latest Russian attack on the UK has given Bond makers food for thought! Cameras have already...

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Theresa May to use female wiles on Putin to get confession re Skripal poisoning

Funny story: Theresa May to use female wiles on Putin to get confession re Skripal poisoning

In a daring follow-up to the recent poisoning of Skripal and his daughter, the Prime Minister of England will not rest on mere accusations. Ms. May has asserted that either Russia is directly responsible for attacking the Skripals, or has somehow...

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Teresa's Voting Brainwave

Teresa May's latest brainwave is to remove the voting franchise from criminals currently serving prison sentences, partly to placate hardliners on the far right of the party. She is also considering removal of the voting franchise from habitual crimi...

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Teresa May's Magic Moneytree has a fungal infection

Funny story: Teresa May's Magic Moneytree has a fungal infection

British Prime Minister Teresa May's famed magical money tree is slowly dying from a fungal infection, reveals revered gardening expert and thinking woman's Poldark Alan Titchmarsh. The tree, which has been mentioned a few times is only really used...

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Teresa May to Change her name

Funny story: Teresa May to Change her name

Following a series of arguments with naysayers, British Prime Minister Teresa May is set to change her name to Teresa Not On Your Nelly. Famously wishy-washy, and liable to go with the consensus, like Donald Trump, Teresa May has found herself in...

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NHS to be outsourced

Sainsbury's and Tesco are the big winners of an invitation to tender organized by the NHS to cut costs and outsource specific services. Jeremy Hunt, Secretary of State for Health, welcomed the news, calling it a 'milestone' in the history of healt...

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Northern England to be left to decay into wild forest

Funny story: Northern England to be left to decay into wild forest

The UK government has announced a bold new plan for the North of England. Instead of adapting to a post-industrial world, it is to be abandoned and left for weeds and trees to come back. Prime Minister Theresa May explained the decision at a press...

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Tight Race for "The Madman of the Year".

Who is this year's winner of the famous "The Madman of The Year" competition? The organisation called "Politically Incorrect Psychiatrist" (PIP), is a group of experts from around the world, who recognise and award distinguished individuals in the...

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May, Trump...and Paris...go Muslim

Paris Saint-Germain Football Club, which recently signed (or rather acquired) the services of a certain Neymar da Silva Santos Junior from Barcelona for a reported fee of 220 million Euro, are busy marketing their wears to regain all that money. True...

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Push, shove or spit...that is the question for Trump

Having revealed an impressively broad range of despicable manners and decorum in his initial months as President when mingling and meeting other heads of state, Donald Trump has now taken 3 llamas into his garden areas, the aim being how to learn to...

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May appoints Scaramucci

Anthony Scaramucci, Donald Trump's former communications chief, has been surpisingly appointed Head of Mediation Issues for the cabinet by British Prime Minister, Theresa May. "What a colourful fellow, he'll brighten things up around here. Just wh...

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Posthoorn Interview no. 9: Tom Brexit prepper - settlement status

Tom, from Scotland, has lived in The Netherlands since 1972 and has a Dutch wife. With Brexit looming, and maybe having to leave the Netherlands, Tom is prepping himself to live back in Scotland. This time the reporter feels a bit embarassed as he ha...

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PM possesses lachrymal glands

In a stunning revelation for scientists, tests have shown that the UK Prime Minister Theresa May actually has tear ducts and is capable of crying. Mrs May is a member of the species Homo Conservativus, whose people had previously been thought inca...

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Theresa takes her fidget spinner to G20

While a varied assortment of hard and harmful elements were pitched and hurled in the direction of Hamburg policemen, cars burned and windows shattered, sporadic shouts from local residents such as "Oy, mind where you're chucking that manhole cover!"...

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Royal Navy spend 3.7 billion nicker to thwart non-existent, invisible enemy!

Funny story: Royal Navy spend 3.7 billion nicker to thwart non-existent, invisible enemy!

James Bond will now be sent to find out if the 3.7 billion nicker spent by the Royal Navy is a good investment of British taxpayers money! THE UK government are relying on James infiltrating enemy lines and discovering if there is an enemy or not? Ho...

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How gullible, these British...

Arm in arm, two women happily danced, celebrating their booty, while all around went about their lives, numbed and scarred,yet again, bereft of hope and belief. How gullible, these British...Yes, the Prime Minister the country doesn't want, Theresa M...

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Queen Elizabeth refuses 6 million pay rise and gives it to the DUP!

Funny story: Queen Elizabeth refuses 6 million pay rise and gives it to the DUP!

In the absurd, topsy turvy world of inequality called the UK, the Queen has shown some heart for her people by refusing a 6 million pay rise and has donated it to those poor buggars who are licking May's rear end (or vice versa) called the DUP! Qu...

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