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Funny story: Man Finally Caught Stealing From Neighbour With Alzheimer's

Man Finally Caught Stealing From Neighbour With Alzheimer's

A man was last night convicted of the theft of a sofa belonging to his next-door neighbour, who suffers from Alzheimer's disease. Jez Bishop, 45, from Nottingham has been living the high life for years because he has been regularly stealing from h...
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Funny story: Pope Francis Will Clean Up, Not Shut Down Vatican Bank

Pope Francis Will Clean Up, Not Shut Down Vatican Bank

The Vatican bank is to stay in business despite speculation Pope Francis might close down the scandal-plagued institution, according to the latest report. After months of investigation and consultation, the Vatican announced the pope had opted for...
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Funny story: Out of Sight, Out of Mind

Out of Sight, Out of Mind

The police of Nice, France were somewhat embarrassed this morning, sheepishly admitting to a clamouring throng of reporters in a small room of uncomfortable chairs, that they had made an error in earlier reports of the recovery of a stolen masterpiec...
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Funny story: ...I dig it, I really dig it!

...I dig it, I really dig it!

Robbers have dug a 50ft tunnel to plunder £70,000 from a cashpoint machine in what could be their fourth raid, it has been revealed! The thieves, dubbed "the great escape crew", are thought to have spent months using teaspoons they had collected v...
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Funny story: Strange and Unexplained Phenomena Reported by Metro Area Youth

Strange and Unexplained Phenomena Reported by Metro Area Youth

Are the dead rising from local cemeteries and terrorizing our local youth population? You could come to that conclusion after speaking with several local young people who have reported not only "ghostly" and unexplained phenomena, but a steady inc...
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Funny story: Business magnate sentenced to 25 years to life in maximum-security federal penitentiary for stealing a loaf of bread

Business magnate sentenced to 25 years to life in maximum-security federal penitentiary for stealing a loaf of bread

Mike Hawke, CEO of Blue Blood Pharmaceuticals, appeared before the Honorable Judge Colin Stern, this afternoon and was sentenced to 25 years to life in prison for what Forbes declared "The Crime of the 21st Century". The incident in question too...
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Funny story: Serial Pot Thief Hits Boulder, Colorado

Serial Pot Thief Hits Boulder, Colorado

BOULDER, COLORADO - Police authorities in Boulder have been investigating a flurry of pot thefts in the community. Since the end of January over 20 different residents have reported the loss of their Cannabis plants. Colorado's recently passed ma...
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Funny story: Most Stolen Item in America?

Most Stolen Item in America?

You'll have to guess several times as this writer gave it my beat shot! Believe it or not, it's hogs. I know you're thinking why so many hogs? Well, for one thing, an average sized hog can bring you $250 if you already have a customer ready to sl...
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Funny story: Armed Police mistake colour chart for missing Damien Horst colour spot painting

Armed Police mistake colour chart for missing Damien Horst colour spot painting

Armed art trained police swooped on a decorators van in Notting Hill this morning. Mr. C. Mycrack told our reporter, "I had this Crown Paints gloss colour chart in the back of my van, its just a kind of large sheet of coloured circles that my custome...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart In Trouble With L.A. Police Department

Kristen Stewart In Trouble With L.A. Police Department

During the past several months Thieves have been robbing Kristen Stewart blind while she has been on the road and doing a lot of filming. She had placed call after call to the L. A. Police and no one was ever caught. In fact, she told a reporter t...
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Funny story: Lady Steals Frozen Chickens

Lady Steals Frozen Chickens

A compulsive shoplifter was admitted to hospital in Margate today suffering from hypothermia. Gladys McGurgle of Conker Road was accused of theft from Tesco on Saturday. Police said that in addition to several other items, Mrs McGurgle had taken...
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Funny story: Stolen sheep on show for farmers

Stolen sheep on show for farmers

Police are to show several hundred ewes which had previously been stolen from farms around the Tees region. The level of excitement in an otherwise pedestrian county is reaching fever pitch, as farmers across the area are gathering to identify th...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - House thieves target the island

Isle of Wight News - House thieves target the island

Newport police are asking residents of the whole Isle of Wight to be vigilant until they capture some rogue house thieves targeting the island. "There has been a sudden spate of house thefts recently," said Detective inspector Jenn Darme, who has...
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Funny story: Day's bakings are stolen

Day's bakings are stolen

Hungry thieves broke the window of a baker's shop in Gateshead yesterday and stole the day's bakings. Dozens of bread loaves and scores of cream buns were taken along with apple pies and big scones. As soon as George Cook, the baker, arrived,...
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Funny story: The Marijuana State of Colorado Is Selling More Hostess Twinkies Than The Rest of The 49 States Combined

The Marijuana State of Colorado Is Selling More Hostess Twinkies Than The Rest of The 49 States Combined

DENVER - The distributing company for Hostess Twinkies has just announced that the Rocky Mountain state of Colorado sells more Twinkies than the rest of the 49 states combined. Ellen "Sugarlips" Mantanello, 29, a spokesperson for the snack food co...
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Funny story: Police Unearth Gang of Thieves

Police Unearth Gang of Thieves

The Police have discovered a clever way in which thieves can try and fool the authorities. They call it 'Robbing from Dead Bodies'. Two men, known to associate with people of a questionable reputation, were apprehended for the suspected crime.
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Funny story: The Stig implicated in post office raid

The Stig implicated in post office raid

Shock descended on Middle Thrash on Monday afternoon, after drunken locals believed to have seen The Stig holding up the hamlet's post office. Terrence O'Dyer saw a "man in a strange white suit" jump out of a 1975 Vauxhall Viva with a shooter, and...
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Funny story: Former bubble-gum champion robs sweet-shop

Former bubble-gum champion robs sweet-shop

A champion bubble-gum blower is starting another 5-year prison sentence after an armed attack on a sweet-shop in Gateshead. Alan Wrigley, 45, was named in the Guinness Book of Records as the young British record-holder after blowing an 18-inch bub...
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Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

Unwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
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