Simon Cowell's X-Factor television show is back on ITV for a ninth year running. The singing contest should probably have been cancelled about seven years ago.
The launch of the new series went largely unnoticed, and it has now reached the live shows stage, pulling in over nine viewers a week.
The list of talentless, non-celebrity, instant-celebrity egotists and wasters has not diminished. S...
Claims that the X-Factor is a fix have been hotly refuted by Simon Cowell and the self-important and always-nailing-it judges of the 'competition'.
Despite bookies refusing to take bets on Misha B or Marcus, who will be the two finalists in this y...
The truth is out. Cheryl Cole, wife of footballer Joe Cole (or is it Ashley Cole - could it be Old King Cole?) and Simon Cowell, grandson of Enoch Powell and great great grandson of Lord Baden Powell, have admitted that they simple hate each other.
Simon Cowell, judge on the X-Factor, has began having that "Smells something unpleasant" look about him when he's unhappy with an act, or it could be Louis Walsh who is sitting near-by.
"He does that without realizing it, I think", Walsh told this...
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