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Funny story: Jay Leno Receives His Very First Unemployment Check

Jay Leno Receives His Very First Unemployment Check

BEVERLY HILLS - Jay Leno who hosted The Tonight Show for 16 years has just informed the news media that he has received his very first unemployment check. One reporter asked the multi-millionaire if maybe he didn't feel a bit guilty for accepting...
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Funny story: "The Tonight Show": a lost episode?

"The Tonight Show": a lost episode?

HOLLYWEIRD, CA - Had Ed McMahon lived long enough to see the sex tape of his famous boss, Johnny Carson, that's reportedly being offered, privately, for sale to the highest bidder, McMahon might have amended his famous introduction of the Tonight Sho...
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Funny story: Jay Leno To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

Jay Leno To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of the premier dance reality show, Dancing With The Stars have announced that former Tonight Show host Jay Leno will be one of the celebrity dancers on the upcoming season. DWTS co-host Tom Bergeron verified that Leno has...
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Funny story: Jay Leno Says He Wants To Buy The Los Angeles Lakers

Jay Leno Says He Wants To Buy The Los Angeles Lakers

LOS ANGELES - Now that Jay Leno is no longer the host of The Tonight Show he has had a lot of time to go out to dinner, attend some concerts, and catch a couple of Los Angeles Lakers games. Leno spoke with Hercules Confetti of Sporting Chance Maga...
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Funny story: Jay Leno Bids His Tonight Show Fans A Tearful Goodbye

Jay Leno Bids His Tonight Show Fans A Tearful Goodbye

BURBANK - The man who succeeded the great Johnny Carson as host of The Tonight Show has left the (NBC) building. For 22 years Leno joked about everyone from the Kardashian's to the Clinton's and from the Kobe's, Shaq's, and LeBron's to the Cher's,...
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Funny story: NASA Wants To Hire Jay Leno To Be Its Public Relations Director

NASA Wants To Hire Jay Leno To Be Its Public Relations Director

HOUSTON - The National Aeronautics and Space Administration has just made an amazing announcement. According to Trent Timmelfarb, NASA spokesperson, the national space agency wants to hire Tonight Show host Jay Leno to be its public relations dire...
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Funny story: The Florida State Seminoles Defeat The Auburn Tigers To Become The Nation's Number One Collegiate Football Team

The Florida State Seminoles Defeat The Auburn Tigers To Become The Nation's Number One Collegiate Football Team

PASADENA, California - Old Man Winter did not make an appearance at The Rose Bowl as many Florida State and Auburn fans dressed in short sleeved shirts and shorts. Many of the female students wore halter tops and Daisy Duke shorts as they saw FSU...
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Funny story: Jay Leno Admits To A Procedure

Jay Leno Admits To A Procedure

BURBANK - Jay Leno, the host of The Tonight Show has pretty much always been a guy who keeps to himself, his wife, and his extensive automobile and motorcycle collection. But Leno recently confided to his good friend Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tatt...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un To Appear On The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

Kim Jong Un To Appear On The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

BURBANK - An NBC representative has just released the information regarding North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's scheduled appearance on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno. Kim Jong Un will be appearing on Jay's last week which will be the first week of...
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Funny story: Honey Boo Boo Reveals Who She Least Admires

Honey Boo Boo Reveals Who She Least Admires

HOLLYWOOD - Alana Thompson, better known as Honey Boo Boo, was in Tinsel Town for an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Leno asked her if she had found a boyfriend yet. The little Southern beauty pageant queen giggled and said that she...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says David Letterman Begged Her Not To Walk Off His Show

Lindsay Lohan Says David Letterman Begged Her Not To Walk Off His Show

VENICE BEACH - The much troubled Tinsel Town starlet Lindsay Lohan has turned down an offer to appear on Jay Leno's Tonight Show. Lohan stated that due to her appearance on Late Night With David Letterman where Alfred E. Neuman (Letterman) ambushe...
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Funny story: Leno announces comeback date

Leno announces comeback date

Shortly after announcing that he will retire in 2014 Jay Leno announced that in January 2015 he will come back and whine to the press so much that NBC will sack his replacement Jimmy Fallon and give him back the 'Tonight' show for a third stint.
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Funny story: It Looks Like Leno's Leaving The Tonight Show

It Looks Like Leno's Leaving The Tonight Show

LOS ANGELES - The word has slipped out and there is lots of rejoicing in Talk Show Host Land. TV ClickerWorld is reporting that NBC does not plan to renew Jay Leno's contract once it expires in September of 2014. An NBC spokesperson, Crestwood...
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Funny story: Honey Boo Boo Asks Jay Leno, "Why Does Romney Hate Big Bird?"

Honey Boo Boo Asks Jay Leno, "Why Does Romney Hate Big Bird?"

HOLLYWOOD - Little Honey Boo Boo has managed to knock Lindsay Lohan, Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj, and Paul "Skippy" Ryan all off the front page. The seven-year-old star of TLC's Here Comes Honey Boo Boo recently appeared on the Tonight Show with Jay Le...
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Funny story: Bachmann on Leno: admits error re. HPV vaccine comment, says instead that it causes lesbianism

Bachmann on Leno: admits error re. HPV vaccine comment, says instead that it causes lesbianism

HOLLYWOOD, Calif.--Michele Bachmann followed in Obama's footsteps by putting her foot in her mouth on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno." When Leno pressed Bachmann on the topic regarding the HPV vaccine, Bachmann conceded, "Well, I wasn't speaking...
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Funny story: Selena Gomez Explains Her "Mystery" Ailment

Selena Gomez Explains Her "Mystery" Ailment

BURBANK - One of the main stars of the Disney Channel, Selena Gomez was suddenly taken ill and rushed to the hospital. Gomez, aka Justin Bieber's girlfriend had just made an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno when she suddenly told her p...
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Funny story: Joan Rivers on the 'Tonight Show': "I still got a chance!"

Joan Rivers on the 'Tonight Show': "I still got a chance!"

"Johnny's still dead, isn't he? Wait, wait...I just sent you a picture of his headstone that my daughter took this morning. Check you're email. Go ahead. I'll wait," said Joan Rivers while she was laid out on the operating table of her Brazilian plastic surgeon's office as she spoke with her agent over the speakerphone. "Well then. Did you get it? Good. So you see, I still got a chance! You just d...
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Funny story: Apparently, Yankees-Red Sox are on ESPN tonight

Apparently, Yankees-Red Sox are on ESPN tonight

In what many are already calling an instant baseball classic, the New York Yankees and Boston Red Sox will be shown tonight at 7 pm ET on ESPN. Said ESPN vice president of marketing John Kimble: "It's extremely rare when major-market teams with sw...
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Justin Bieber and North Korean Leader On Same Fantasy Basketball Site

Pop star Justin Bieber and North Korean despot Kim Jong Un are both on the same fantasy basketball website, battling it out in cyberspace over the comic collection Kim says Justin ripped him off on.

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