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Funny story: Frankie Howerd on Margaret Thatcher

Frankie Howerd on Margaret Thatcher

Well. Here we are. Here we, ooh, no. Ooh. Ah. Ooh, I don't know where to put meself. Don't know which way to turn tonight. Yes, Missus, you've been there, haven't you? Hmm? You've felt my predicament. Look, now don't start. Shut your mouth. Oh, the riff raff we get in here. But ooh. Ah. No. Don't. Hasn't it been a hard winter? It's been a hard winter. And it's not over yet, I can tell you. Ooh,...
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Funny story: Times crossword baffles Romanian immigrants!

Times crossword baffles Romanian immigrants!

Romanian immigrants who managed to cross the great divide, 25 miles from there to here, illegally, and after being round-up are being given the chance to stay in the UK if they can fathom out one Times crossword in 48 hours. Otherwise they will be se...
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Funny story: Carla Bruni To Edit The Sunday Times

Carla Bruni To Edit The Sunday Times

Michael Jackson look-alike Carla Bruni is to edit the Sunday Times. The expressionless former model was invited by a group of old sleazebags from the esteemed newspaper last month to take on the role after they discovered that they practically dedica...
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Funny story: Carol Midgley Rottweiler in a dress

Carol Midgley Rottweiler in a dress

Carol writes for the times, well I say writes, she stomps her paws all over a PC keyboard and out comes a load of old shite. Her latest drivel features ridiculing football genius Paul Gascoigne. Gazza has never made a secret of the fact that he suffers bi-polar disorder, a terrible mental affliction that can result in a very self destructive state. However Carol has ignored this, well she w...
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Funny story: Sunday Times Rich List a KGB fantasy like JK Rowling says BigOil pair

Sunday Times Rich List a KGB fantasy like JK Rowling says BigOil pair

London - (Subprime Mess): "Well, it gives me and my lady wife a right laugh each year," Prof V Smart told reporters today, "this fanciful Murdoch rag so-called rich list with its KGB fantasy characters like JK Rowling, the Duke of West...
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Funny story: Sunday Times to include new 'Reader's Wives' supplement

Sunday Times to include new 'Reader's Wives' supplement

The Times announced today that it would be including a new 'Reader's Wives' supplement on Sundays.
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Funny story: Albuquerque Sheriff's Helo brought down by Gunfire

Albuquerque Sheriff's Helo brought down by Gunfire

Albuquerque NM-- In a sign of the times, a Sheriff's helicopter circling over suspected burglars was reportedly brought down by gunfire Monday night. The helicopter's crew was unharmed, although the chopper itself was destroyed on impact.
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