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Bri Willyums: "I'll be bok!"

Funny story: Bri Willyums: "I'll be bok!"

Bri Willyums, late of NBC, Proud as a Peacock, is known to play fast and loose, from time to time (and maybe all the time) with the truth, so his statements, especially about himself, have to be taken with a grain (or a ton) of salt. Having remind...

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Schwarzenegger to "Terminate"" at 65!

Funny story: Schwarzenegger to "Terminate"" at 65!

Arny Schwarzenegger, 65, has decided to "Terminate" for the last time hoping the public will forgive him for his broom cupboard misdemeanours, the fact that he's an OAP and wears more make up than Marilyn Manson! His latest blockbusting "terminati...

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Explains Why He Decided To Film Terminator 5

Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger Explains Why He Decided To Film Terminator 5

HOLLYWOOD - Arnold Schwarzenegger, the former governor of California, has just made a motion picture announcement to the entertainment media. The 65-year-old ex-champion body builder said that he has agreed to star in Terminator 5. He remarked...

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North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Reveals He Loves Watching Arnold Schwarzenegger Movies

Funny story: North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Reveals He Loves Watching Arnold Schwarzenegger Movies

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un, self-proclaimed North Korean Missile Launcher, recently stated to The Rice Paddy Whack National News Agency that he loves watching American-made motion pictures. The North Korean leader revealed that he has wa...

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Sports Umpires: Time to Call Robocop

Bobby Valentine of the Red Sox was tossed out of the game against the Nats in the bottom of the ninth inning for arguing a strike call. After the game he called the officiating "lousy," and he cast doubt on the umpiring in the entire series the So...

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Arnold Has Perfectly Good Explanation for Affair

Funny story: Arnold Has Perfectly Good Explanation for Affair

The U.S. was shocked by yesterday's revelation that movie star and ex-California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger secretly fathered a child with a housekeeper ten years ago. The incident was seen as yet another glaring act of hypocrisy from a "family v...

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Cyborg Terminator Gordon Brown 2: The Bigoted Judgment Day

Funny story: Cyborg Terminator Gordon Brown 2: The Bigoted Judgment Day

Rochdale, LANCASHIRE - A major agency whose business is finding look-a-likes of celebrities has scoured the whole country for a double of the 'unelected' Prime Minister Brown, but unusually without success. Being so wildly unpopular, means that a do...

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Extreme Right Wing Send 'The Obamanator' Back In Time To Put Things Right

Funny story: Extreme Right Wing Send 'The Obamanator' Back In Time To Put Things Right

January 2013- Republicans, their plans for world domination foiled by the overwhelming win in the presidential election that again brought Barack Obama to the throne of the most powerful country in the world, are upset. In anger over their bitte...

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