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Funny story:  Troll Attack Blunted

Troll Attack Blunted

The Sun's "Target A Troll" campaign came under fire last night as thousands of internet "Trolls" became targets for horrendous amounts of abuse. Back and to the Left news has discovered that 4 in 5 "Trolls" are now victims of "Trolling" themselves. T...
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Funny story:  Nosy scientist causes cosmic stink

Nosy scientist causes cosmic stink

SOSO, Oklahoma-- Dr. Ima Voyeur, an astronomer peeping at the sun through a telescope, was blinded by the light, realizing that it's not polite to peer at heavenly bodies without their knowledge and consent. The sun was in the midst of undressing,...
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Funny story:  Stop the Solar Flares

Stop the Solar Flares

Howard J. (Slicer) Parsons, PGA Member and Chief Adviser to president Obama on "Outer Space," an office recently created for golf instructors and those sighting UFO's in the Washington area, submitted a rather lengthy report today to the president, c...
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Funny story:  Spring unapologetic for striking over temperature cuts

Spring unapologetic for striking over temperature cuts

Spring has refused to apologise for going on strike in Britain this year, instead citing immigrants, an unfortunate bout of Hepatitis B and government temperature cuts as a valid excuse for no longer giving a fuck whether elderly couples can drink Pi...
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Funny story:  Roger Hargreaves: Book would not be published now

Roger Hargreaves: Book would not be published now

Speaking through a medium 'Mr. Men' creator Roger Hargreaves said that his 1988 book 'Mr. Islamist' would not be published today. At the time of it's first printing the book which deals with a radical Islamist drew harsh criticism from around the...
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Funny story:  Jack Straw's credibility found 'where The Sun don't shine'

Jack Straw's credibility found 'where The Sun don't shine'

London - Former Home Secretary Jack Straw has blamed a Thatcher stitch-up for stuff he 'dealt with' in 1997. An official Home Office review of the Hillsborough Tragedy upheld a cover-up in a government blame game own goal. This fingered the 198...
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Funny story:  Andy Murray wins US Open - late finish leaves media confused

Andy Murray wins US Open - late finish leaves media confused

The late finale of the US Open Tennis Final caused confusion in British media last night when the 2.10am finish caused tired reporters stuck on auto-pilot from the Parylympic coverage and Athletes parade to churn out the wrong facts. The Stun news...
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Funny story:  Sun newspaper front page pic of nude Prince Harry is gift to Wendi Deng

Sun newspaper front page pic of nude Prince Harry is gift to Wendi Deng

Wapping insiders claimed today that the front page picture of Prince Harry almost 'koo' starkers was a birthday present from Rupert Murdoch to his heroic wife, Wendi Deng. Deng shot to worldwide fame in 2011 when attacking Johnnie Marbles Kung-Fu...
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Funny story:  Human exhalations melting ice on moons of Jupiter and Saturn

Human exhalations melting ice on moons of Jupiter and Saturn

Munich, Germany - Scientists here, not of the Nazi Party, have determined that human exhalations are releasing gasses that are escaping to outer space, traveling to the Sun, falling into the Sun, causing it to get hotter, and causing ice on the moons...
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Funny story:  Gigantic Bulls-eye Appears On The Sun

Gigantic Bulls-eye Appears On The Sun

Houston, TX-- NASA astronomers are unable to explain an alarming new mark on the face of the sun. A perfectly symmetrical bulls-eye has developed on the sun in the last three days. No one seems to know what it is. Astronomers first thought the b...
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Funny story:  Ford Transit Found On The Sun!

Ford Transit Found On The Sun!

Sky watchers and astronomers alike are said to be amazed following a sensational once in a lifetime occurrence, when a black 1977 Ford Transit appeared on the Sun earlier today. It's strongly suspected that the van, Reg No. HGT 432 S, is a piece o...
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Funny story:  Government To Implement New Sunlight Tax

Government To Implement New Sunlight Tax

In a move that is certain to delight everyone who lives on this beautiful island, our beloved and inventive government has come up with yet another brilliant way to raise more money for them to spend wisely. The sunlight tax bill is due to be deba...
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Funny story:  The Sun Sweeps The Board In Today's Piffle Prize Awards With More Underwear Related Nonsense

The Sun Sweeps The Board In Today's Piffle Prize Awards With More Underwear Related Nonsense

"If you are a big fan of underwear, stars in their underwear, or even Z-List celebs in their underwear, then you need look no further than today's edition of The Sun," guest speaker, Pixie Lott told an enthralled audience at today's Piffle Prize Awar...
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Funny story:  Kate Gosselin Still Pines for British Man Who Ditched her for a Tart

Kate Gosselin Still Pines for British Man Who Ditched her for a Tart

It was the summer of 2010, and Kate Gosselin was at the peak of not only her reality show acting career but also the peak of her sexuality. Divorced since 2009, Gosselin was hot to trot, but looking for love in a small Pennsylvania town with cameras...
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Funny story:  Sun's Occupation Ended by Police

Sun's Occupation Ended by Police

The Police have brought to an end the Sun's Occupation campaign which threatened to disrupt the workings of the country. In a statement Occupy leader "Anonymous Murdoch" declared the removal of the Occupation by the Police had been unfair; 'We hav...
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Funny story:  Murdoch Defies Weather Forecast

Murdoch Defies Weather Forecast

Weather expert Rupert Murdoch, known for his far sighted forecasts, has dramatically defied his forecasting colleagues by predicting 'Sunny weather from March'. However meteorologists from the famed 'Hacking News' have poured scorn on the Murdoch...
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Funny story:  Murdoch announces young, cutting edge replacement for The Sun

Murdoch announces young, cutting edge replacement for The Sun

In a move that has surprised many, Rupert Murdoch has announced a new venture that aims to replace the current Sun newspaper team with an emerging tabloid written exclusively by the under-5 age group. The move is said to be fuelled by a discovery...
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Funny story:  The Sun to appear on Sundays!

The Sun to appear on Sundays!

Rupert Murdoch, who believes he is God has decided to rewrite the Bible by allowing The Sun to appear on the seventh day. Once upon a time he preferred the "News of the world", but that was too naughty and not suitable any more for Sunday audiences a...
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True Facts From Snoops #1345

When alarmed, Oprah Winfrey can swell up to five times her normal size. She was taught this by Dr. Oz.

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