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Elderely spoof writer ponders science.

I am eighty-six years old and realize I have never known a great deal about science. When I was in high school I enrolled in a biology class. The first day of class we were informed that our first project would be to dissect a frog. I immediately qui...

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Writer Refuses Spoof-ploitation, Quits, Plans March

Funny story: Writer Refuses Spoof-ploitation, Quits, Plans March

Portland. Highly regarded yet little-known Spoof writer, LeRoy Ephers, has decided that enough is enough. After 300 brilliantly written stories, and two so-so jokes, for both the U.S. and the U. K., he's going to hang up writing for The Spoof, des...

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Elderly spoof writer "mis-under estimates" entire generation!

I have found that in my spoof writing that I have been particularly harsh when it comes to the generation known as...millennials. Yes, I have also spoofed my own generation but I suspect it has been with a much lighter tone and a more generous demean...

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Malaise:  Spoof writer contemplates state of the union. "My country tis of thee, sweet land of liberty."

You're at your doctors appointment.  The  results of the blood tests and an x-ray have arrived. You expect he or she will prescribe an anti-biotic and that will resolve your feelings of "not being just right."  No big deal.  The doctor walks in, l...

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Spoofomaniac

I've always drunk water EVER so cold And have done since I was 15 months old Afore that, kind Sirs, I'm bound to admit I was keen for a suck of me dear old mam's tit And sometimes, still am. Oh, please, Sirs, I beg you! Don't scold me! Don't chide! From your derision, 'tis true, I have nowhere to hide Don't hate me! Don't slate me! It's a lie! I'm not cheap! (Though it's true I once had...

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The Spoof To Buy Out The Onion In Hostile Takeover

Funny story: The Spoof To Buy Out The Onion In Hostile Takeover

WALL STREET URINAL: In a stunning development, The Spoof said today that it will acquire The Onion to create the world's largest fake news media company under one roof. The Onion proclaims itself as the world's leading news publication and enjoys...

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Spoof reporter to hire firm to garner '5 thumbs up'

Funny story: Spoof reporter to hire firm to garner '5 thumbs up'

Veteran Spoof Journalist, George Porgeman is reaching out to the advertising agency Madison Lexington to help influence his adoring public to register 5 thumbs up for his dispatches "I try to get as many family members as I can" said Mr. Porg...

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Donald Trump Endorses The Spoof as "Best News in America" & "Best News in the World"

Funny story: Donald Trump Endorses The Spoof as "Best News in America" & "Best News in the World"

WASHINGTON D.C. - At a news conference today to announce a new nominee for Labor secretary, Donald Trump took time to describe how the media is ruining the policies of the United States of America. Trump criticized most of the media for being fake a...

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Funeral for "The Spoof" Avatar and Editor in Chief Postponed

Funny story: Funeral for "The Spoof" Avatar and Editor in Chief Postponed

The funeral for Zippy "The Spoof" Avatar adorning The Spoof website and his human counterpart has been postponed due to lack of evidence. "Were not 100% sure that they are actually dead", said the London Chief Medical Examiner in Waiting, "His wi...

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TheSpoof's writing process not what it seems

Funny story: TheSpoof's writing process not what it seems

For years, TheSpoof has sat at the rear shelf of the internet, pouring scorn into the wind like a leaky kettle, with only the occasional Russian web-bot passing through to download its moth-ridden pages to read. Yet it appears that the site has been years ahead of its time in fake news. With its crude layout, and early 2000s appearance, TheSpoof looks like exactly the kind of website that a tot...

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MAD Magazine, The Onion, The Spoof Discuss Possible Merger

Funny story: MAD Magazine, The Onion, The Spoof Discuss Possible Merger

Still reeling from a drop in ratings, attributed to their misplaced confidence in a Clinton victory in the US presidential election, America's three top-rated satire publications have initiated tentative merger talks in an effort to shore up their pr...

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Spoof reporter to not quit day job

Funny story: Spoof reporter to not quit day job

"I have come to the realization, " said I to a packed conference room in the left wing of my mind, "that since I have embarked on this road of hard-nosed reporting for The Spoof that there are no bonus checks arriving in the mail." I wiped m...

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Hand, Developed Over Tens of Millions Years Evolution, Drops Phone Once a Week.

Funny story: Hand, Developed Over Tens of Millions Years Evolution, Drops Phone Once a Week.

The hand (largely credited with Man's triumph over nature and other deeply intelligent mammalian, cephalopodic, and avian life) is still incapable of retaining its grip on a small roughly rectangular shape for any significant duration of time, studie...

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Argentinian Beard 1 vs Spanish beard 0

Beard lovers worldwide were glued to the Atletico Madrid vs Bayern Munich Champions League semi-final this evening, where Diego Simeone went head-to-head (or chin-to-chin) with Pep Guardiola in the most anticipated beard-off since the creation of Ami...

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Prestigious Spoof editor, Mark, has just been removed in a straight jacket!

Funny story: Prestigious Spoof editor, Mark, has just been removed in a straight jacket!

The Spoof satirical website has just been dealt a severe blow after observing a white van speed up to Spoof HQ and remove their beloved editor, Mark (surname unknown but we writers call him many things), being dragged away in a straight jacket headin...

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The Spoof Takes Down Gerbil Story: What Happens In The Toilet Should Stay In The Toilet

Funny story: The Spoof Takes Down Gerbil Story: What Happens In The Toilet Should Stay In The Toilet

BILLINGSGATE POST: In an unprecedented reaction to outcries from feminists led by Democratic National Chairwoman, Debbie Blabbermouth Schultz, The Spoof removed "Rogue Robotic Gerbil Attack Delays Hillary Debate" from the headline position on top o...

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Terrorists Attack The Spoof

With nothing left to lose, a rag-tag team of Middle Eastern Terrorists hijacked Rupert Murdoch's Lear Jet, beheaded the pilot, and took the tabloid mogul hostage - according to an NSA official who planned the mission. Speaking on the condition of ano...

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The Spoof encrypts its news website

Funny story: The Spoof encrypts its news website

Cyberspace - Online satire publisher The Spoof has begun encrypting bits of its website to make it harder for hackers and cyber spies to monitor the stories its readers are enjoying. "We want our users to feel real secure," the virtual Editor exp...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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