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Funny story: Auntie Jean Advises Ben O. Verbitch Regarding His Amazing Genitals

Auntie Jean Advises Ben O. Verbitch Regarding His Amazing Genitals

Ben O. Verbitch asks: Auntie Jean, After having won second prize in a hamper competition consisting of 100kg of radioactive canned spinach, I rubbed some of it on my testicles and now I have the wedding tackle of an elephant. Auntie Jean Advises : This is terrible. See a surgeon and then try to dump the radioactive spinach in several public litter bins. Failing that put it on your garden gnom...
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Funny story: Man Loses The Plot

Man Loses The Plot

Imagine walking through town. You have a beard. The beard sits on your face. You realise this and so turn to look into a shoppe window hoping to catch a glimpse of you with your beard. There it is you think, still there. Anyway after this you turn a corner (as corners are notoriously difficult to navigate if one keeps walking in the same direction) and all of a sudden you are confronted with a her...
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Funny story: Man with Minus Three Hundred and Fifty Thousand Points on Spoof demands a Recount

Man with Minus Three Hundred and Fifty Thousand Points on Spoof demands a Recount

"Admittedly I wrote most of it while drunk but expected so much more. Perhaps an IKEA voucher for those meatballs". "Our journalists are very important to us" said the online tabloid "It keeps punters clicking on adverts for shoes and stuff." "But why am I not already taking cocaine off the smalls of super models' backs, like those sacked Barclays people I just wrote about last time? I mea...
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Funny story: Spoof Writer Schools Other Spoof Writer

Spoof Writer Schools Other Spoof Writer

Even since I attempted to write satire on The Spoof! I realize how little I know about the art. For example there is a presentation here where, in a seemingly straightforward manner, Senator Rand Paul is quoted as stating that President Obama has "feed a bunch of lies to the public "about climate change. The spoofist then goes on to present false and misleading "evidence" that the Senator is...
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Funny story: Heartbleed Issue affects the Spoof

Heartbleed Issue affects the Spoof

The Heartbleed Security Issue has been identified as a problem on the popular spoof news website, The Spoof. The issue with the Heatbleed Security Issue is that the encryption used to protect passwords across two thirds of the world's password pro...
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Funny story: Florida Man Confused As Why No Wikipedia Page For Him

Florida Man Confused As Why No Wikipedia Page For Him

Florida - A Fort Lauderdale man says he is confused, upset, perturbed and angry that, despite writing numerous spoof news articles over the past ten years; using various aliases and pseudonyms; that there is still no page on Wikipedia referencing...
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Funny story: Spoof Writer Bureau Back After Latest Incident

Spoof Writer Bureau Back After Latest Incident

Spoof writer Bureau Longfellow is back at The Spoof today after his latest round of incidents, accidents and sickness. Bureau says that this time the turnip truck was traveling a good 40 Miles Per Hour when he fell off the back and rolled over 300...
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Funny story: Man Rushing To Complete Spoof News Article While Waiting For Flight Misses Boarding And Is Now Stranded In Houston, Texas

Man Rushing To Complete Spoof News Article While Waiting For Flight Misses Boarding And Is Now Stranded In Houston, Texas

An extremely eager Spoof writer, determined to increase his points total and spew out yet another ill edited, ill thought off and frankly unfunny spoof news article missed his flight home to Fort Lauderdale after he was too busy compiling an article...
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Funny story: Born To Spoof: Home For The Holidays - Part 2

Born To Spoof: Home For The Holidays - Part 2

(At the end of Part 1): "Now see here!" said JLF rising to his feet, "You know I don't care about any other clones and so the answer is no. K-N-O-W!...now wait a second...Anyway the answer is no!" Monkey Woods smiled, seeming to relax,"All right then, I can see you're settled here, no hard feelings. Can a bloke buy you two a beer?" "Now you're talking," said JLF and he and No.3 followed Monk...
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Funny story: Back in all its glory!

Back in all its glory!

The Spoof has returned and let us all hope that it will remain a place for fun, enjoyment, laughter, creativity and comradeship! This is world news, so let all spoof writers join together and celebrate with a bottle of pop! Party time once agai...
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Funny story: Fat Bloke Sues The Spoof

Fat Bloke Sues The Spoof

"It's outrageous" ranted Mr. Tristram Lard of Balham, south west London to Spoof reporter Paxton Quigley "There I was minding my own business crossing the high road after a few pints of Old Dogfarter in the Stoat and Gobbler with my shopping trolley...
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Funny story: The Spoof Unveils New Rating System

The Spoof Unveils New Rating System

It's clear that the 'thumbs up' rating system is inadequate to the task. Giving less than a five is apt to hurt the feelings of a writer, but how can we express approval of a piece of writing with more subtlety than the hammer blow of 'five thumbs up'? How can we communicate a wry grin of approval, a chuckle of appreciation, a mad smirk of collusion? Here are some new symbols: 1) Three marti...
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Funny story: The Spufe Seaks Prufe Reeders

The Spufe Seaks Prufe Reeders

The webcite with the funiest spufe hed lines is luking for cualified prufe reeders to hep iliminate typoes and grammer erors. The Spufe spoksman, Reed Enwright, anounced tooday that thay are seaking expeerienced prufe reeders too impruve the cuali...
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Funny story: Spoof Journalist Abused by David Cameron

Spoof Journalist Abused by David Cameron

A Spoof journalist found himself on the receiving end of Prime Minister David Cameron's ire today during a Downing Street press conference. It was when our political correspondent Paxton Quigley attempted to ask a question that the prime ministeri...
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Funny story: Charles Fort - Spoof Writer

Charles Fort - Spoof Writer

Charles Fort made a living making up supposed news stories which he then compiled in several books which not only sold well but remain in print today, giving The Spoof's writers hope that they, too, can perhaps cash in on "lies, damned lies, and statistics," as Mark Twain defined fiction. Early Daze Fort was born (some say, hatched) in New York (some say, Albany), and claimed to have had Dut...
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Funny story: Satire website editor celebrates 10th anniversary

Satire website editor celebrates 10th anniversary

Las Vegas - Holed up in the $5,000-a-night Prince Harry Suite at Seizures Palace Hotel Spoof! editor Mark Lowton was celebrating ten years at the top this week as offers continued pouring in to buy out his shares in the satire site. "Of course he'...
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Funny story: Vice President Biden to guest edit Spoof 10th Anniversary edition

Vice President Biden to guest edit Spoof 10th Anniversary edition

Washington - Fierce competition between the Veep, US Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel and Secretary of State/White House funnyman [sic] John Kerry (Kerry? WTF?? Don't make me laugh, qm! - 'Ed') has seen the competition routed as Joe Biden swept into pol...
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Funny story: The Most Interesting Man In the World Loses Title to Editor of The Spoof

The Most Interesting Man In the World Loses Title to Editor of The Spoof

Men want to be like him and women want to be with him. He lives a fast life, traveling the world and drinking only Dos Equis beer. He is the most interesting man in the world. At least he was. It was revealed today that he has been replaced b...
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Funny story: Dickens's Shocking Sex Stories

Dickens's Shocking Sex Stories

A fresh insight into the shadowy world of Charles Dickens was revealed today when a cache of documents was discovered hidden inside an old writing desk that had come up for auction at Sotheby's.
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