The Simpsons have been banned from Iran and Homer, Bart & the others are about to sue the Iranian president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (miserable sod), for racial discrimination.
The reason why Iran is banning The Simpsons is because they are "too w...
SPRINGFIELD--Twentieth Century Fox Television and the Simpson family and a few other key figures finally settled a salary dispute that had threatened to end the longest-running reality TV show, The Simpsons, after 23 seasons.
Led by father Homer,...
US TV network Fox has said all future seasons of 'The Simpsons' will be produced in black and white after admitting it the current economic climate meant it could no longer afford to add colour to the long-running comedy.
In a statement, it said a...
Muscle-bound McBain star Rainier Wolfcastle, for years thought to be a thinly-veiled parody of Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger admitted this morning that he is Arnold's love-child.
And, he's the first of many!
"I believe my father, Arnold Schwar...
A Fylde man has admitted to being "baffled and completely discombobulated" by the timeline portrayed in the popular animation series The Simpsons.
Eric Poltroon, a nincompoop, of Fairhaven, Lytham St Anne's, told us: "What's with that headmaster c...
Octogenarian, Antipodean artist Rolf Harris has created a controversial title sequence for long-running US animation The Simpsons.
The intro, which was shown in the US on Sunday, opens with the Didgeridoo loving Rolf slapping paint randomly on to...
Matt Groening has today confirmed that a second Simpsons movie featuring Bender, Fry, Leela, Linda, Morbo, Amy and Hermes Conrad, which is called The Simpsons: Futuredramas is in development. The story line revolves around Homer being called by NASA...
It is a sad fact that Wayne Rooney has never sported a physique that could be described as remotely 'atheletic'. However, notwithstanding the fiasco in South Africa, he has displayed at times, an extraordinary talent on the football field.
However...
Larry King, reigning monarch of CNN, yesterday announced his decision to abdicate in order to marry divorcee Marge Simpson, currently separated from longtime husband Homer Simpson of Springfield.
King's decision came as a shock to many millions w...
The estate of wartime British Prime Minister Winston Churchill is preparing to sue multiple parties including the creators of The Simpsons for what they are saying is breach of copyright.
According to the Churchill Society newsletter, Mr Peregrin...
The History Channel is going back to the "when Washington was as Camelot" well with their show, The Kennedys. Keanuesque actor Greg Kinnear will play JFK, and, if the backstage buzz is any indication, Kinnear's performance is... interesting.
Imagi...
Everyone knew Nelson Muntz, the famous bully from the Simpsons with his equally famous catchphrase, "HA ha!!" was trying to get his character changed. He succeeded, but not in the way he wanted. Nelson has been fired from the show and his character's...
What's in a funny series? Satire, cynicism, rudeness, pornography, ugly wife, ugly sisters, ugly children, racist overtones, gay uncles, priests, God, Allah and Jesus, a certain recipe for success.
No readers we're not talking about the Simpsons,...
Singer Amy Winehouse has announced that she and Homer Simpson, who plays the husband of Marge Simpson on hit TV show "The Simpson's" have eloped.
"Homer is the guy I should have married years ago", Winehouse told a reporter ot hte Truth Tattler.
Sexy Marge Simpson has finally showed Playboy her stuff and it was enough for Hugh Hefner to place her on the cover of the upcoming magazine.
It is also rumored that "Invisible Girl" of the Fantastic Four will make it to the centerfold, although t...
[cue music, blue sky with white clouds, tap dancing elephants, etc., etc.]
Homer Simpson: Marge, have you seen my expenses claim forms?
Marge: No, but I think Bart is reading something. There's a first time for everything!
Homer: Why you - give me my forms back, boy!
Bart: It says here you're claiming for a holiday in Africa, two trips to Disneyworld, a year's supply of Duff beer and...
Hollywood - (Material Girl Mess): "It's a movie about Marge Simpson, you twerp, not Wallis Simpson!"
That was the only comment from Madonna-Kebab's publicist following rumors that the ageing fifty-something has-been rock chick is to star (sic) in...
The British parliament last night passed the bill to become the 51st state of the United States of America. Gordon Brown, the British PM, hasn't yet been able to deliver an official address to the nation/state because he has been busy receiving congr...