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Swarming mosquitoes threaten Saturday's Last Night of the Proms in Hyde Park

Funny story: Swarming mosquitoes threaten Saturday's Last Night of the Proms in Hyde Park

London - Millions of mosquito larvae in the Princess Diana Memorial Fountain have suddenly hatched in the glorious September sunshine like a colony of Pthirus pubis - pubic crab lice - on the Old Queen Mum's snatch. This morning a swarm of the lit...

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Last Night of the Proms to be performed by the Brackley High School Orchestra

Funny story: Last Night of the Proms to be performed by the Brackley High School Orchestra

In a break with tradition stretching back over ten years, the London Philharmonic Orchestra will not be performing their rousing numbers at the climax to the Proms, The Last Night of the Proms. Instead, Brackley High School Orchestra will take to the...

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Young Persons' Guide To The Slutty BBC Symphony Orchestra

Funny story: Young Persons' Guide To The Slutty BBC Symphony Orchestra

London - Last Night of the Proms audiences were treated tonight to the sartorial shock horror of a band of scruffy, sluttish musicians conducted by Edward Gardner. Many of the female players looked as if the idea of getting their hair done for the...

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Ancient Egyptian winged disc dazzles across the London skyline

Funny story: Ancient Egyptian winged disc dazzles across the London skyline

London - A silvery sliver of a cirrus cloud filament complete with feathery down-arching end curls blazed a trail at sunset tonight across the waxing Harvest Moon. The dazzling spectacle exactly mirrored the ancient Egyptian Book of the Dead's Win...

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Big Brother Darnell To Conduct BB Orchestra At Royal Albert Hall

Funny story: Big Brother Darnell To Conduct BB Orchestra At Royal Albert Hall

There was great excitement and anticipation last night in the Big Brother house, when, given a task to learn how to play an instrument, housemates discovered they each had musical ability, and formed an orchestra.

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