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Pope bangs his head against the wall!

Funny story: Pope bangs his head against the wall!

During a papal congregation on the Mexican / US border in front of 250000 Catholic followers the Pope decided it was time to join his Jewish bretheren and commenced to bang his head against the US wall! The crowd, shocked at the sight of their hyp...

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Trojan Condoms sponsors the Vatican

Trojan Condoms has announced a global marketing campaign to boost revenues. "The target market of 1.1 billion Catholics offers us our best growth opportunity" said Trojan spokesman Johnny Franger. Franger went on to explain the campaign. "We're s...

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Pope Canonises Controversial Fryer

Funny story: Pope Canonises Controversial Fryer

On his first trip to America, Pope Francis has made a saint out of a 39-year-old fish fryer who some say is more of a sinner. More than 30,000,000 people converged on a Washington Basilica Wednesday to witness the canonization of Danny Morgan, a f...

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Unprecedented Vatican Scandal: German Infidel Canonised

A scandalous leaked document from the Vatican highlights an utterly disgraceful and absolutely unbelievable lapse of judgment on the part of top Church authorities, which will almost certainly make the Church's reputation plummet to unprecedented dep...

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Pope Francis's Beatification of Pope Paul VI Causes Public Outcry

Funny story: Pope Francis's Beatification of Pope Paul VI Causes Public Outcry

Rome.-Pope Francis has just beatified Pope Paul VI, who led the Catholic Church through turbulent times before his death in 1978. Beatification is the one of the most important posthumous honors a Pope can receive, which declares that he is among the...

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US Creationist nuts target Pope for refusing to sell his Exxon shares

Funny story: US Creationist nuts target Pope for refusing to sell his Exxon shares

New Jersey - Right wing fundamental Christian morons whose creed denies the existence of fossils have written to the Pope urging him to burn his fossil fuels portfolio. The Highland Park, New Jersey-based GreenFaith organization said today it has...

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Baseball's umpires-in-New-York system applied to international disputes backfires and alarms The Pope

Funny story: Baseball's umpires-in-New-York system applied to international disputes backfires and alarms The Pope

As with current major league baseball rules for challenging controversial calls, international disputes are now monitored similarly. An umpire from the US is joined by one from Russia, with the third appointed by The Vatican. The three calls to...

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Cardinal Baloney Says No To Childless Couples

Funny story: Cardinal Baloney Says No To Childless Couples

There are many couples in the U.S. who have decided not to have children due to the certainty that the offspring would get a horrible disease, passed to it through one of the parents. But due to scientific breakthroughs, disease causing genes my...

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Pope Francis - Pesto worse than paedophilia

Funny story: Pope Francis - Pesto worse than paedophilia

Chaos reigned on Vatican City last night after The Pope used a televised interview in which he was supposed to be confronting the Catholic Church sex abuse scandal to passionately condemn pesto. When asked how he intended to rebuild The Church an...

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Pope Francis Serves Eviction Notice on Pope Benedict

Funny story: Pope Francis Serves Eviction Notice on Pope Benedict

According to confidential sources within the Vatican Curia, Pope Francis has served an eviction notice on Pope Emeritus Benedict. The former pope has one week from Easter Sunday to vacate Castel Gandolfo or answer to the Italian courts. The act...

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Pink Smoke At The Vatican

Funny story: Pink Smoke At The Vatican

The crowds awaiting news of the new Pope at the Vatican were surprised by Pink Smoke billowing from the chimney, indicating a new Pope had been elected. The little known Cardinalanus, Australian Cardinalanus Shane Straightup appeared to give his b...

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Simon Cowell being brought in to help find new Pope

In a shock announcement by the Vatican today, it has been confirmed that Simon Cowell, the mastermind behind popular talent shows such as "Britain's Got Morons" and "£X-Factor" is being drafted in to bring some life to the process for choosing a new...

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Controversy at the Vatican as pink smoke canister found

Funny story: Controversy at the Vatican as pink smoke canister found

An abnormal level of swearing and running about in fierce costumes has occurred within the Holy See over the past 48 hours after it was revealed that pranksters had smuggled a canister of pink smoke into the Vatican. The offending item was found secr...

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Much Younger Man Expected To Be Chosen To Become Next Pope!

Funny story: Much Younger Man Expected To Be Chosen To Become Next Pope!

This morning's announcement from the Vatican that 85 year old Pope Benedict XV1 is to stand down as leader of the Catholic church due to advancing years seems almost certain to mean the choice of a much younger replacement. Pope Benedict XV1's dec...

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New Pope will be from Africa

Funny story: New Pope will be from Africa

It was only a matter of time before it happened, but it appears that the next Pope will be Cardinal Peter Kodwo Appiah Turkson. Turkson, a high ranking member of the Ghanaian Catholic Church, will be the first black pope for fifteen hundred years, an...

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Yogi Berra and the Pope Chat on Twitter

Funny story: Yogi Berra and the Pope Chat on Twitter

Breaking News Two of the world's most famous men have just engaged in a Twitter chat. The Spoof is pleased to bring you the text. Pope: Yo, Yogi. Bless you, my son. Yogi: Grazie, Holy Father, but I didn't sneeze. Finally, we can chat. Hard 2 get a conversation going around here. Everybody's talking 2 much. Pope: Si, si, I know what you mean. What are you doing today,...

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Pope Takes Leak, Seriously

A series of damaging leaks have swirled around Vatican City in recent weeks, much to the consternation of Pope Benedict XVI. "The older the Pope gets, the harder it is for him to take leaks," a Vatican spokesman said today. "It really gets to h...

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Gay Colombian priests hire Catholic "hit man" to put them out of their misery!

Funny story: Gay Colombian priests hire Catholic "hit man" to put them out of their misery!

Two gay Colombian priests could not bring it upon themselves to either "come out" or tell the Catholic church (which is 85% gay anyway). So they hired a "hit man" to murder them because the Catholic church does not allow gay preists to commit suicide...

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Referendum To Ban And Remove Trump

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