Chaos reigned on Vatican City last night after The Pope used a televised interview in which he was supposed to be confronting the Catholic Church sex abuse scandal to passionately condemn pesto.
When asked how he intended to rebuild The Church an...
According to confidential sources within the Vatican Curia, Pope Francis has served an eviction notice on Pope Emeritus Benedict. The former pope has one week from Easter Sunday to vacate Castel Gandolfo or answer to the Italian courts.
The act...
The crowds awaiting news of the new Pope at the Vatican were surprised by Pink Smoke billowing from the chimney, indicating a new Pope had been elected.
The little known Cardinalanus, Australian Cardinalanus Shane Straightup appeared to give his b...
In a shock announcement by the Vatican today, it has been confirmed that Simon Cowell, the mastermind behind popular talent shows such as "Britain's Got Morons" and "£X-Factor" is being drafted in to bring some life to the process for choosing a new...
An abnormal level of swearing and running about in fierce costumes has occurred within the Holy See over the past 48 hours after it was revealed that pranksters had smuggled a canister of pink smoke into the Vatican. The offending item was found secr...
Vatican City-- History is expected to be made next week when Roman Catholic cardinals meet in Vatican City to select a new pope. Rumors are already flying about who--or what--may become the next leader of the Catholic Church. There is speculation t...
This morning's announcement from the Vatican that 85 year old Pope Benedict XV1 is to stand down as leader of the Catholic church due to advancing years seems almost certain to mean the choice of a much younger replacement.
Pope Benedict XV1's dec...
It was only a matter of time before it happened, but it appears that the next Pope will be Cardinal Peter Kodwo Appiah Turkson. Turkson, a high ranking member of the Ghanaian Catholic Church, will be the first black pope for fifteen hundred years, an...
Breaking News Two of the world's most famous men have just engaged in a Twitter chat. The Spoof is pleased to bring you the text.
Pope: Yo, Yogi. Bless you, my son.
Yogi: Grazie, Holy Father, but I didn't sneeze. Finally, we can chat. Hard 2 get a conversation going around here. Everybody's talking 2 much.
Pope: Si, si, I know what you mean. What are you doing today,...
A series of damaging leaks have swirled around Vatican City in recent weeks, much to the consternation of Pope Benedict XVI.
"The older the Pope gets, the harder it is for him to take leaks," a Vatican spokesman said today. "It really gets to h...
Two gay Colombian priests could not bring it upon themselves to either "come out" or tell the Catholic church (which is 85% gay anyway). So they hired a "hit man" to murder them because the Catholic church does not allow gay preists to commit suicide...
The Roman Catholic church has renewed its centuries-old sponsorship deal with the bread factory, countering suspicions that the Pope was cosying up to Garibaldi biscuits magnate Garry Baldy.
The bread factory has enjoyed a near exclusive relations...
A New era in Vatican security has been realized today. The introduction of Genital Biometrics to Vatican City, brings with it much hope for the rehabilitation of Holy Mother Church's reputation. This high tech solution to an age old problem is the cu...
Boston Cardinal Sean O'Malley, not be confused with the St. Louis Cardinal left fielder Jamal 'Bubba' O'Malley from Detroit, said today after hearing explosive excerpts of Jackie Kennedy Onassis's tell all tapes, he finally understands why she stop...
Susan Boyle has expressed an interest in meeting the Glow in the Dark Nuns of Dounraey.
The Pope has only just recently revealed their existence and since then they have become an instant hit. They have become so popular that the Vatican has st...
ITALIAN LOONY FARM - Pope Benedict XVI said he is sad because he never married and he never had sex with a woman.
Benedict says people in Italy are laughing at him because they had sex with dozens of beautiful people in their youth and they enjoy...
The Vatican is busy putting a spin on the Pope's recent edict that condoms are 'a little bit of all right...sometimes", after a retired Jesuit Priest took the proclamation a little too far and wound up pleasuring his female neighbors in the Nort...
Not since Lady GaGa has a cult leader so brazenly courted publicity.
After having to issue multiple apologies for his role in covering up sexual abuse in the Church, claiming that condoms worsen the AIDS crisis and decrying gay rights as 'insidiou...