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Sting Stung By Wasp

Funny story: Sting Stung By Wasp

Aging crooner, Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner CBE - collectively known as 'Sting' - has been stung by a wasp in his back garden. The former policeman from Wallsend who now owns a huge estate in Wiltshire, was shovelling some manure onto a rosebed on...

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The real reason Diane Abbott "Misspoke"

Funny story: The real reason Diane Abbott "Misspoke"

Having "misspoke" about the cost of Labour's pledge to provide 10,000 extra police officers for England and Wales, Shadow home secretary Diane Abbott has exclusively revealed that the true reason for the gaff, was due to the formulation of a new poli...

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Anti-drugs campaign causes controversy

Funny story: Anti-drugs campaign causes controversy

The Police Service of Northern Ireland has broken records worldwide today as they began their new anti-drugs campaign and immediately reduced Belfast's drug consumption to zero. However, gay rights activists have called the campaign "crass" and "unbe...

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Occupy Movement Hits Long Beach Island, NJ.

Tom's River, NJ -- Long Beach Island, NJ is a perennial popular summer resort island just a few miles north of Atlantic City. Every season, vacationers from all points make the trek to enjoy the sun, the surf, the cooling ocean breezes and the shoppi...

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Hundreds of Aliens Spotted in West Virginia! Dozens Reported Missing!

Funny story: Hundreds of Aliens Spotted in West Virginia! Dozens Reported Missing!

"Whatever these things are or wherever they are from, they're sure interested in our chemical spill", says police officer. "I'm far from the water here and don't have to wear any special gear but I'll be glad to leave anyway." Others within ten mi...

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Brownies Laced With Pot & Poot Closes Local McDonalds

Funny story: Brownies Laced With Pot & Poot Closes Local McDonalds

The fast-food joint in Friendsville, Tennessee has closed down for the day after a scheduled-to-be-fired employee brought brownies for the staff on his last day of work. "Apparently he told the other employees that he had laced the brownies with m...

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Sheriffs Don't Want Data On Insane

Funny story: Sheriffs Don't Want Data On Insane

WASHINGTON - - - The Obama Administration today expanded access to mental health data in background checks for the federal system. Under a new rule, paranoid schizophrenics, brutal lunatics who have been imprisoned for violence, insane child abu...

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Kanye West to Start Nightly Patrols of Los Angeles and New York

Funny story: Kanye West to Start Nightly Patrols of Los Angeles and New York

Los Angeles, CA Kanye West, who recently acknowledged that he was just like the police and soldiers the way he puts his life on the line at every concert he does, announced today in a press conference that he will begin nightly patrols of Los Angeles...

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Christmas cheer from The Police!

Funny story: Christmas cheer from The Police!

Santas Grotto, Lapland: It is Christmas Eve and Santa is getting ready on his 'mammoth task' to keep children all over the world happy with their Christmas gifts, just like it happened when Jesus was born in Bethlehem, when three wise men came bring...

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Sting wins Most Tender Lyrics Award

Funny story: Sting wins Most Tender Lyrics Award

HAMPSTEAD, London--In what is seen as a lifetime achievement award, rock musician Sting received this week the prestigious Most Tender Lyrics Award at the U.K. Rock Music Awards. Jury members lauded Sting, known for his earlier work with the highl...

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The Police Want to Talk to Wayne Rooney Say Manchester United Club Bosses

Funny story: The Police Want to Talk to Wayne Rooney Say Manchester United Club Bosses

Manchester United Football Club Bosses have revealed that Wayne Rooney is wanted for questioning by The Police. The announcement was made last night after an incident at Manchester united football club on Saturday afternoon was given wide publicity...

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Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Help The Police With Their Enquiries

Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Help The Police With Their Enquiries

Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been helping The Police with their enquiries recently, writes Lettie S Beavanu, Popular Vampire Films & Police Affairs Correspondent. It all came about as recently as recently while the...

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Sting accidentally kills three burglers

Funny story: Sting accidentally kills three burglers

A Wiltshire home was the subject of a police investigation yesterday morning after three burglers were accidentally killed while taking part in a burglary there, despite intense security surrounding the Victorian home. The home, belonging to ex-Po...

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Showbiz TV Celebrity Basil Brush arrested for Murder

Funny story: Showbiz TV Celebrity Basil Brush arrested for Murder

Showbiz TV Celebrity Basil Brush has been arrested in Padstow, North Cornwall for killing and eating six chickens belonging to prize Poultry Breeder Mrs Nora Pullet.

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Police ditch Manchester concerts

Funny story: Police ditch Manchester concerts

Manchester Hippydrome - (Ass Mess): "Maybe he should have stayed away from those Berlin hookers," was Trudie Styler's response following the news today that her husband's regurgitated 1980s pop group Police have ditched plans for tw...

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Live Earth sparks lively dispute

Funny story: Live Earth sparks lively dispute

An estimated 1.8 billion people attended or watched broadcasts of pop concerts in more than 500 venues around the world on July 6 as part of "Live Earth", a global music marathon organized by former US vice president Al Gor...

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Camilla to Stand in For Police Drummer

Funny story: Camilla to Stand in For Police Drummer

Stuart Copeland, drummer with 80's band 'The Police', has sensationally pulled out of the comeback gigs announced recently.

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The Police Get Ready To Top Up Their Pensions

Funny story: The Police Get Ready To Top Up Their Pensions

The Band 'The Police' are busy rehearsing for their forthcoming money making idea. No not more speed cameras (at least no cameras!) They will perform some of their songs and a hit at the Grammy's.

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Porn Lawyer Seeks to Expand Show-Biz Career

Fresh off countless CNN appearances, creepy porn lawyer Michael Avenatti has sued Marvel Comics, demanding to be taken on as their latest super-hero -- Rabid-Ranting-Rodent-Esquire-Dude.
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