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Collins Regrets Celebrity Exit

Gemma Collins regrets leaving I'm A Celebrity, it has been revealed. Gemma was claimed to have said to show producers that she 'regretted' leaving the jungle and asked to go back again. However, show producers refused. When asked about why the...

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Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 22nd September 2012

Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 22nd September 2012

Kanye West 'terrified' of sex video with Kim Lookalike going public. Time to cover the Shaggy song "It Wasn't me" TOWIE star Lauren Goodgier turns up late for her won birthday party. Not like a reality tv star to miss their 15 minutes?! Emma Watson: I thought love had to be painful after reading Shakespeare. Emmy hun, your confusing love with bondage. Kim Kardashian does promotional wo...

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Prince William and Kate Middleton visit Stacey Solomon Islands

Funny story: Prince William and Kate Middleton visit Stacey Solomon Islands

Amid the gathering storm over topless pictures of Kate Middleton topless on vacation in France, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge continued with their tour of Essex today by visiting the Stacey Solomons Island of Dagenham. They were greeted upon a...

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Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 11th September 2012

Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 11th September 2012

Kim Kardashian's mum tells Kanye West : Stop talking about my daughter's sex tape. And make a new one? I think everyone has seen the last one by now. Coronation Street barmaid star Michelle Keegan: I'm genuinely not sexy. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder? EASTENDERS star Tony Discipline has said that Jessie Wallace's character Kat Moon could be having an affair with a WOMAN. KIm Ka...

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Cast of The Only Way is Essex to be assassinated?

Funny story: Cast of The Only Way is Essex to be assassinated?

Police have uncovered a massive assassination ring in Essex that purports to have just one aim: The extermination of the entire cast of The Only Way is Essex. "We caught their ringleader in Basildon," said DI Basil Dunn, head of the Basildon anti-...

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Ronnie O'Sullivan to 'take some time off' from snooker and the internet

Funny story: Ronnie O'Sullivan to 'take some time off' from snooker and the internet

World champion Ronnie O'Sullivan is to "take some time off" from competitive snooker after refusing to sign the official players' contract. Ronnie made the announcement on his official website earlier today. A spokesman for Ilford High St inte...

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Ross Kemps Nan World Snooker Round-up: Day 16 - Final

Funny story: Ross Kemps Nan World Snooker Round-up: Day 16 - Final

So today is the first day of the All-Essex Final, between 'Rocket' Ronnie O'Sullivan and Ali Carter 'the unstoppable snooker machine'. Ronnie reached the final beating three previous world champs in the first three rounds - Peter Ebdon 10-4, Mark Williams 13-6, and Neil Roberston 13-10. In the semi-final he beat Matthew Stevens 17-10. After a convincing 10-2 win over Mark Davis in the first...

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Sparks and Mensa launch new bed linen range

Funny story: Sparks and Mensa launch new bed linen range

Sparks and Mensa, the high street department store for the highly intelligent, have moved into the bed linen market with a new range of bed sheets in fake tan colour. "We're doing pillow cases, fitted sheets and flat sheets in three shades of fake...

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Are you a fan of The Only Way is Essex? There's an app for that

Funny story: Are you a fan of The Only Way is Essex? There's an app for that

The producers of The Only Way Is Essex have released their own applelet for the iPhone called the iJazzle. "I downloaded this app," said App World! editor, Mac Buck. "I've got to be honest and say: uh?" The app applies pictures of diamonds to e...

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Parents of girls in 'moral abyss' advised to leave Essex

Parents of girls growing up in a "moral abyss" where being dressed in "mini-me" sexy clothing and wearing make-up is acceptable should make a bee-line for the M11 out of Essex at their earliest convenience, a schools leader has said. Girls School...

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The Only Way Is Essex Show Cast Up In Arms Over Title Confusion

Funny story: The Only Way Is Essex Show Cast Up In Arms Over Title Confusion

A star-packed Dorking theatre show is under threat of cancellation because of the success of a 'pointless' book. Dorking and Surrey Theatre Workshop are currently writing and rehearsing their annual celebrity extravaganza, The Dorking Revue, which...

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