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BBC "One Show" Is Highbrow Viewing - Says Channel 5 Controller

Funny story: BBC "One Show" Is Highbrow Viewing - Says Channel 5 Controller

The Serious Programme Controller of Channel 5 has claimed that the BBC is still targetting a narrow audience of highly intelligent viewers with IQs in the range 69 to 75. "The One Show" in particular was singled out for criticism of its bad sched...

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Free Gift For "One Show" Viewers From BBC

Funny story: Free Gift For "One Show" Viewers From BBC

The BBC has offered to provide free airline-type sick bags for its Blue Peter - like "One Show" broadcasts, During the time at which the program is transmitted record incidences of vomiting are invariably reported. More viewers throw up while watch...

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The One Show's Alex Jones to become a Cornish citizen

Funny story: The One Show's Alex Jones to become a Cornish citizen

Since it was announced that Cornish people, and Cornwall itself will be granted minority status under European rules, flocks of British celebrities have announced that they'll be taking the opportunity to 'emigrate' to Cornwall. Richard and Judy, who...

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February 15th will henceforth be termed Singles Day

Funny story: February 15th will henceforth be termed Singles Day

For as long as there have been florists and card shops, February 14th has been called Valentine's Day in order to boost sales of flowers and cards during a slump in the card selling calendar. One section of society has long since come to hate this da...

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Entwhistle to Marry Miranda

Funny story: Entwhistle to Marry Miranda

Disgraced former BBC Director General George Entwhistle has announced that he is to marry the BBC's top paid star Miranda Hart. It was during Entwhistle's brief tenure as Director General that Miranda signed a new contract believed to be £14m over th...

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One Show Shuts Down National Grid

Funny story: One Show Shuts Down National Grid

The BBC's One Show has been blamed for the complete breakdown of the National Grid last Thursday. The flagship programme, which airs between 7pm and 7.30 pm every Monday to Friday inclusive, is hosted by Matt Baker and Alex Jones. It has been on a...

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Jason Manford quits The One Show

Funny story: Jason Manford quits The One Show

Comedian Jason Manford has quit as co-presenter of The One Show, four months after taking on the role. In a statement he said: "I have decided after careful consideration to step down from The One Show to concentrate on my family and tour commitme...

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Jason Manford quits The One Show amid Drink and Drugs rumours

Funny story: Jason Manford quits The One Show amid Drink and Drugs rumours

Amid allegations of drink and drugs and sexual Twittering, Jason Manford has been forced to quit from the popular BBC One magazine show, The One Show. Allegedly, Manford had swallowed a couple of extra strong paracetamol with caffeine, knocked bac...

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Christine Bleakley To Join Adrian Chiles At ITV?

Funny story: Christine Bleakley To Join Adrian Chiles At ITV?

The news that Christine Bleakley off The One Show has sacked her agent has led to increasing speculation that the water skiing Irish Colleen will shortly leave Aunty Beeb and mosey on over to ITV, like former co-presenter Adrian Chiles. Chiles him...

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Adrian Chiles Affair Nothing To Do With Christine Bleakley

Funny story: Adrian Chiles Affair Nothing To Do With Christine Bleakley

Christine Bleakley's biggest fan told a packed press conference this morning that the sudden defection from the BBC by One Show co-presenter Adrian Chiles was nothing to do with the Irish sex symbol. Who is allegedly 'seeing' Chelsea ace Frank Lam...

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Adrian Chiles throws a strop and heads to commercial TV

Funny story: Adrian Chiles throws a strop and heads to commercial TV

The One Show has become The None Show - Furious presenters have reacted with anger to the news that Chris Evans will present the Friday version of The One Show. Adrian Chiles has quit. "I've had dealings with him before and he is so good at st...

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One Show Presenter Ordered to Cover Up

Funny story: One Show Presenter Ordered to Cover Up

Following thousands of complaints from viewers One Show presenter Adrian Chiles has been ordered to wear a paper bag over his head in future. Chiles, famous for his miserable demeanor and being a West Brom fan (the two are connected), was taking i...

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Louise Minchin of "The One Show" Told To Cover Up Her 'Boobies'

Funny story: Louise Minchin of "The One Show" Told To Cover Up Her 'Boobies'

LONDON - The One Shows Louise Minchin was all set to go on the air when a producer noticed that the blue dress she was wearing was revealing a little bit more cleavage than most viewers (non-males) would find acceptable. Minchin was told to go bac...

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The One Show - Adrian Chiles And Christine Bleakley Go AWOL?

Funny story: The One Show - Adrian Chiles And Christine Bleakley Go AWOL?

Viewers tuning in to The One Show on BBC One last night were horrified to discover that the programme's iconic presenters Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley were nowhere to be seen. They had been inexplicably replaced by Chris Hollins and Louise...

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The One Show - Chris Evans Takes Fridays, Despite Adrian Chiles Beard Protest

Funny story: The One Show - Chris Evans Takes Fridays, Despite Adrian Chiles Beard Protest

Sources inform me today that The One Show presenter Adrian Chiles is absolutely gutted that the Friday edition of the show is to be taken over by ex-ginger Chris Evans. Although Chiles refuses to confirm or deny that his so-called beard protest ea...

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Live Sex On The One Show - Christine Bleakley In Tears

Funny story: Live Sex On The One Show - Christine Bleakley In Tears

The BBC was inundated with complaints from furious viewers last night, as The One Show descended into chaos with a shameless display of live on camera sex, which left presenter Christine Bleakley in tears. During an item on the show about rabbits,...

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Christine Bleakley Unaware Of Adrian Chiles 'The One Show' Covert Beard Protest

Funny story: Christine Bleakley Unaware Of Adrian Chiles 'The One Show' Covert Beard Protest

TV presenter Christine Bleakley this morning denied any knowledge of a covert 'big ginger beard' protest directed at BBC programme chiefs by Adrian Chiles over 'tinkering' with the format of popular magazine programme 'The One Show.' Observers wer...

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