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Funny story: Santa Moving Operations To South Pole Due To Warming Arctic Ocean

Santa Moving Operations To South Pole Due To Warming Arctic Ocean

Old Nick has been having a hard time of it. His North Pole sweat shops, ...er..., workshops have been becoming wet-shops due to the the melting of the sea ice of the arctic. "It has just become impossible! I have been bitching to the industrial na...
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Funny story: Santa Claus Pissed As North Pole Leaking

Santa Claus Pissed As North Pole Leaking

A really upset Santa Claus and his wife plus 12 elves and 4 reindeer were seen floating in the ocean on an iceberg that just missed a Carnival Cruise Ship! "You want to get aboard?", the Captain yelled. "Nope. It's bad enough without getting th...
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Funny story: Santa Claus & Reindeer All Died Last Year

Santa Claus & Reindeer All Died Last Year

Although it was kept secret for almost a whole year, Santa Claus and all his reindeer plus three, some say as many as six elves died last year in a terrible accident. It was only when several spy agencies began comparing notes that they finally be...
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Funny story: Santa Claus to move workshop to Australian Outback

Santa Claus to move workshop to Australian Outback

SPITSBERGEN, Norway-A source close to St. Nicholas, also known as Santa Claus or Kris Kringle, reports that the patron saint of the Christmas season might be permanently relocating to a warmer, drier location in the next few years. The source...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to Marry at the North Pole

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to Marry at the North Pole

A cool site for a wedding. In more ways than one, according to the happy couple. And a possible side effect, say Angie and Brad, is that many of the paparazzi (frozen turnips!) may choose to stay home. Ever since a Norwegian explorer married...
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Funny story: Pole Shift Expected March 21

Pole Shift Expected March 21

Houston, TX-- Scientists from around the world are alerting their governments to a 'complex' pole shift coming on March 21. Astronomers say that is the day that Earth will pass through the galactic plane of the Milky Way. No real damage is expected...
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Funny story: North Pole Opens Luxury Casino

North Pole Opens Luxury Casino

Nicknamed the Crystal Igloo, the 50,000 square foot facility with adjoining luxury hotel has opened its doors just in time for the holidays. Planned as an extreme getaway destination for wealthy jetsetters, the casino will also appeal to employees o...
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Funny story: Google Street Map to cover North Pole

Google Street Map to cover North Pole

Kids across the Western World can now log onto to Google and see Father Christmas's house at the North Pole, with Google Street View finally reaching the most northerly point on the planet. "We're quite excited," said head of Google Mapping, Douga...
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Funny story: OWS reaches North Pole

OWS reaches North Pole

Protesters this morning braved freezing conditions as the Occupy Wall Street movement spread to the North Pole. Groups of elves were seen sitting and chanting anti-capitalist songs, while Santa Claus read from a prepared statement. "As the CEO...
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Funny story: Tracy Morgan Explains Why He Has Decided To Move To The North Pole

Tracy Morgan Explains Why He Has Decided To Move To The North Pole

BEAVER PELTS, Wyoming - Tracy Morgan high-tailed it out of Hollywood and headed for one of the most secluded places in America, Beaver Pelts, Wyoming. One of the stars of the TV show 30 Rock made some extremely derogatory anti-gay remarks that are...
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