Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot MC Dickie Dawkins, has today befuddled his swathe of bleating disciples by unveiling his previously hidden desire to be a pop star.
At a recent Saatchi and Saatchi sermon, he broke off and left the sta...
Paula Abdul announced that she has finally discovered her "Special Purpose" in life. In a statement reminescent of Steve Martin's character in "The Jerk", she revealed what the purpose was today in a Hollywood interview.
"I knew that since I was...
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