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Funny story: Rescue drama as tidal surge of algal bloom swamps Starbucks CEO's Hamptons beachfront

Rescue drama as tidal surge of algal bloom swamps Starbucks CEO's Hamptons beachfront

Long Island, NY - Long Island Pest Control lifeboats were out in force this weekend when a red tide of algal bloom slimed the beach at Howard Schultz's Gracie Lane teardown bringing phytoplanktonic chaos (WTF dat? - 'Ed') to the East Hampton spread.
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Funny story: Comedian Martin Short performs in East Hampton for last time

Comedian Martin Short performs in East Hampton for last time

Long Island - Incredibly famous comedian Martin Short performed in East Hampton this weekend where his debut show was voted best local diversion since Hurricane Sandy. A celeb-studded Guild Hall audience included terribly well known hedge fund ma...
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Funny story: Roman Abramovich swoops on Steven Spielberg's $25m Hamptons teardown

Roman Abramovich swoops on Steven Spielberg's $25m Hamptons teardown

Long Island - A bijou 3.2 acre pond-front plot at 94 Apaquogue Road has been secretly snapped up by the Russian mobster after epic haggling with its movie maker proprietor Steven Spielberg. The Hollywood director finally cut the deal at $25 millio...
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Funny story: Lily Pond Lane couple turns down $200 million for triple beach-front mansion

Lily Pond Lane couple turns down $200 million for triple beach-front mansion

The Hamptons, Long Island - Realtors at Long Island celeb vacation home finder iSquats have been left reeling after a Big Oil couple's 'thanks-but-no-thanks' letdown. Months of treading-on-eggshells diplomacy on behalf of 'arguably the richest, mo...
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