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Trailer trash Clintons book summer vacation in $300 Hamptons trailer

Funny story: Trailer trash Clintons book summer vacation in $300 Hamptons trailer

Long Island - Trailer trash king and queen Bill and Hill Clinton will be slumming it in Amagansett this August in a 700 sq ft trailer near Indian Wells Beach. Realtor website YourHolidayTeardown.con describes the $300 shack as looking like it's st...

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Howard Schultz Joins Hamptons' Kings Of Rubbish In Highway Adoption Sign Scheme

Funny story: Howard Schultz Joins Hamptons' Kings Of Rubbish In Highway Adoption Sign Scheme

Long Island, New York - It's the ultimate Hamptons must-have, your very own personally sponsored highway hoarding giving directions to...the nearest trash dumpster! And it's got Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz chomping at the bit after a Gracie Lane...

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Rescue drama as tidal surge of algal bloom swamps Starbucks CEO's Hamptons beachfront

Funny story: Rescue drama as tidal surge of algal bloom swamps Starbucks CEO's Hamptons beachfront

Long Island, NY - Long Island Pest Control lifeboats were out in force this weekend when a red tide of algal bloom slimed the beach at Howard Schultz's Gracie Lane teardown bringing phytoplanktonic chaos (WTF dat? - 'Ed') to the East Hampton spread.

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Comedian Martin Short performs in East Hampton for last time

Funny story: Comedian Martin Short performs in East Hampton for last time

Long Island - Incredibly famous comedian Martin Short performed in East Hampton this weekend where his debut show was voted best local diversion since Hurricane Sandy. A celeb-studded Guild Hall audience included terribly well known hedge fund ma...

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Roman Abramovich swoops on Steven Spielberg's $25m Hamptons teardown

Funny story: Roman Abramovich swoops on Steven Spielberg's $25m Hamptons teardown

Long Island - A bijou 3.2 acre pond-front plot at 94 Apaquogue Road has been secretly snapped up by the Russian mobster after epic haggling with its movie maker proprietor Steven Spielberg. The Hollywood director finally cut the deal at $25 millio...

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Lily Pond Lane couple turns down $200 million for triple beach-front mansion

Funny story: Lily Pond Lane couple turns down $200 million for triple beach-front mansion

The Hamptons, Long Island - Realtors at Long Island celeb vacation home finder iSquats have been left reeling after a Big Oil couple's 'thanks-but-no-thanks' letdown. Months of treading-on-eggshells diplomacy on behalf of 'arguably the richest, mo...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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