Long Island - Trailer trash king and queen Bill and Hill Clinton will be slumming it in Amagansett this August in a 700 sq ft trailer near Indian Wells Beach.
Realtor website YourHolidayTeardown.con describes the $300 shack as looking like it's st...
Long Island, New York - It's the ultimate Hamptons must-have, your very own personally sponsored highway hoarding giving directions to...the nearest trash dumpster!
And it's got Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz chomping at the bit after a Gracie Lane...
Long Island, NY - Long Island Pest Control lifeboats were out in force this weekend when a red tide of algal bloom slimed the beach at Howard Schultz's Gracie Lane teardown bringing phytoplanktonic chaos (WTF dat? - 'Ed') to the East Hampton spread.
Long Island - Incredibly famous comedian Martin Short performed in East Hampton this weekend where his debut show was voted best local diversion since Hurricane Sandy.
A celeb-studded Guild Hall audience included terribly well known hedge fund ma...
Long Island - A bijou 3.2 acre pond-front plot at 94 Apaquogue Road has been secretly snapped up by the Russian mobster after epic haggling with its movie maker proprietor Steven Spielberg.
The Hollywood director finally cut the deal at $25 millio...
The Hamptons, Long Island - Realtors at Long Island celeb vacation home finder iSquats have been left reeling after a Big Oil couple's 'thanks-but-no-thanks' letdown.
Months of treading-on-eggshells diplomacy on behalf of 'arguably the richest, mo...
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