Today the world's media gathered, all seven elderly Caucasian men, to discuss headline news which "will happen" in 2017.
The seven, representing 98.3% of the planets mainstream news' outlets, met at Chappaqua, New York in a palatial summer resid...
In a shocking development today, Boris Johnson has said he backs the 'remain' campaign.
I caught up with him outside the House of Commons amid a whoop of clambering journalists.
"Hibble wibble bobble bibble"
"Yes thank you. Boris, some might say you're sudden U turn is a cynical career move."
"Well... Well, what I say to them is, what they should understand...
The German Comedians Union are to bring a case before the European Union claiming defamation by generations of British comedians. In the case they state that for years the British said that their comedy was far superior to German comedy and that Germ...
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