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Funny story: Pope's horse finishes last in Epsom Derby

Pope's horse finishes last in Epsom Derby

Sport - Spanish Inquisitor, the nein!-to-one mount of His Eminence the Witchfinder General, stormed to a thrilling anticlimax round Tattenham Corner on Saturday afternoon to finish last behind winning favorite Kiss My Butt and at least thirty other t...
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Funny story: Derby Man Left Confused By Derby

Derby Man Left Confused By Derby

All the talk about Her Majesty The Queen's horse, Carlton House, being the favourite to win the Derby inspired Derby man, Jason Bourne, to take his family into Derby to see the Derby. Having loaded the wife and three kids into the family hatchback...
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Funny story: Screw the D-Day Landings Ceremony, One is Orf to the Derby!

Screw the D-Day Landings Ceremony, One is Orf to the Derby!

London - (Epsom Salts Mess): The real reason why the Queen is not joining publicity-ravenous desperados like Gorgon Brown and Bollox O'Bummer at the 65th Anniversary of the D-Day Landings Ceremony was revealed today. The event coincides with the E...
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Funny story: Queen Upset By Frankie Dettori's Swearing Fit

Queen Upset By Frankie Dettori's Swearing Fit

In the second major 'bad language' incident of the weekend, Frankie Dettori, the National Hunt jockey, upset the Queen with a hail of F-words immediately after winning the Epsom Derby...
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Funny story: Sir Brian Clough : He Contributed

Sir Brian Clough : He Contributed

One of the saddest days of my life was the passing of Brian Clough, undoubtedly the greatest football manager of all time and a true legend in his own time. In order to pay tribute to the Derby and Forest supremo, I thought I would do the interview S...
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