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Funny story: Panic as Hubble Telescope Spots Incoming Borg

Panic as Hubble Telescope Spots Incoming Borg

The United Nations Security Council was called into emergency session today when it was revealed that the Hubble telescope had spotted the Borg heading towards the solar system within two weeks of earth's orbit. After the session UN Secretary Gene...
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Funny story: Harper Seven-Of-Nine?

Harper Seven-Of-Nine?

Los Angeles - Her uncanny facial resemblance to Borg family collective sportsman Bjorn has had tongues wagging for decades. And yesterday the Caeserian section birth of Victoria Beckham's daughter Harper Seven-of-Nine reignited conspiracy theories...
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Funny story: 'Resistance is futile!' US Cyber Consequences Unit CEO Scott Borg warns Assange

'Resistance is futile!' US Cyber Consequences Unit CEO Scott Borg warns Assange

Washington AC/DC - (Seven of Nine Eleven Mess): The US government's anti-hacking Tsar has warned about dangers of straying into American diplomacy's equivalent of the Delta Quadrant. "You will be assimilated, Mr Assange," Scott Borg said in a pres...
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Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

Unwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
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