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Funny story: The Four Whorsemen Of The Apocalypse Will Pull Thatcher Funeral Gun Carriage

The Four Whorsemen Of The Apocalypse Will Pull Thatcher Funeral Gun Carriage

London - (Mayan Calendar Mess): Illuminati protocols insist the cortege must head a Revelations 6:18 kinda cakewalk down The Strand from Some Clement Dames Church all the way down to St Paul's. Cryogenically vacuum-sealed inside a devils claw wood...
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Funny story: Theologians discover the Judgement Day Staff is a sexual reference

Theologians discover the Judgement Day Staff is a sexual reference

"And on judgement day, He will walk among us with his staff held erect," says Revelations 12:8. "We have been looking at this phrase for the past two thousand years," said Biblical scholar, Samuel Ahmed. "And it was only yesterday when we realised that when God bestrides the earth at the end of days, he will do so with his cock out. It certainly is a book of revelations!" Based on this rem...
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Funny story: The Obama Book of Revelation

The Obama Book of Revelation

This is the Book of Revelation of Obama, written by the scribes of Cheney in the year two score and three. And in the land there were many false prophets and charlatans, and many spake ill of one another, and the people were sorely puzzled, and some wished for a saviour. 'Where is our Messiah?', they cried, and rent their clothes and gnashed their teeth, for there was much unhappiness across th...
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