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Stacey Solomon Spotted Shopping In Sainsbury's

Funny story: Stacey Solomon Spotted Shopping In Sainsbury's

Celeb spotters are reporting that former X-Factor contestant, Stacey Solomon, the face of Iceland, has been spotted shopping in Sainsbury's, in Dagenham, Essex. Bystanders revealed that although they couldn't be 100% certain that the lady they spo...

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Kate Middleton Attends Bonkettes OB&G Xmas Gig

Funny story: Kate Middleton Attends Bonkettes OB&G Xmas Gig

Expectations were running high at the London Oasis Bar and Grill as The Bonkettes made their eagerly awaited comeback gig, following manager and part time bongo player BT Bishop's coronary. Soon to be Royal, Kate Middleton wowed the eager crowd by...

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Bonkettes Lined Up For Prestigious Oasis Christmas Eve Gig

Funny story: Bonkettes Lined Up For Prestigious Oasis Christmas Eve Gig

The stand-in manager of the greatest girl band ever, The Bonkettes, today called an impromptu press conference at a leading London hotel, in order to confirm that talks regarding the Bonkettes headlining a prestigeous Christmas Eve gig at The Oasis B...

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Carmella Bing To Join The Bonkettes?

Funny story: Carmella Bing To Join The Bonkettes?

Some exciting news coming in from Ginslinger Records Inc suggests that internet porn star, Carmella Bing, may be about to temporarily link up with the world's greatest girl band, The Bonkettes. Stand in manager, Gay Larry has revealed that he's be...

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Girls Aloud Future Balancing On Knife Edge

Funny story: Girls Aloud Future Balancing On Knife Edge

News is filtering through of a series of crisis meetings held in London today regarding the future of Girls Aloud amid fears that the girls will never reunite in order to complete their remaining three album contractual obligations. The band, foun...

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Chocolate-Smeared Hugh Grant Is Demanding Chocolate Cake At 50 Paces

Funny story: Chocolate-Smeared Hugh Grant Is Demanding Chocolate Cake At 50 Paces

LONDON - Public Relations Guru Matthew Freud, no relation to the Lloyd Freud family of West Wickham, took the old Ukrainian phrase 'Let them eat chocolate cake' quite literally. The two British chaps were at London's Annabel's Nightclub celebratin...

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Robert Pattinson And Miley Cyrus Guest At Bonkettes Hollywood Bowl Gig

Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Miley Cyrus Guest At Bonkettes Hollywood Bowl Gig

It was the hottest ticket in tinseltown, the legendary girl band the Bonkettes live at the Hollywood Bowl. It was chaos from the start as the girls took the stage, only to be bombarded by a blizzard of soiled underwear by their adoring legions of...

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