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Funny story: Kate Middleton Attends Bonkettes OB&G Xmas Gig

Kate Middleton Attends Bonkettes OB&G Xmas Gig

Expectations were running high at the London Oasis Bar and Grill as The Bonkettes made their eagerly awaited comeback gig, following manager and part time bongo player BT Bishop's coronary. Soon to be Royal, Kate Middleton wowed the eager crowd by...
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Funny story: Bonkettes Lined Up For Prestigious Oasis Christmas Eve Gig

Bonkettes Lined Up For Prestigious Oasis Christmas Eve Gig

The stand-in manager of the greatest girl band ever, The Bonkettes, today called an impromptu press conference at a leading London hotel, in order to confirm that talks regarding the Bonkettes headlining a prestigeous Christmas Eve gig at The Oasis B...
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Funny story: Carmella Bing To Join The Bonkettes?

Carmella Bing To Join The Bonkettes?

Some exciting news coming in from Ginslinger Records Inc suggests that internet porn star, Carmella Bing, may be about to temporarily link up with the world's greatest girl band, The Bonkettes. Stand in manager, Gay Larry has revealed that he's be...
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Funny story: Girls Aloud Future Balancing On Knife Edge

Girls Aloud Future Balancing On Knife Edge

News is filtering through of a series of crisis meetings held in London today regarding the future of Girls Aloud amid fears that the girls will never reunite in order to complete their remaining three album contractual obligations. The band, foun...
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Funny story: Chocolate-Smeared Hugh Grant Is Demanding Chocolate Cake At 50 Paces

Chocolate-Smeared Hugh Grant Is Demanding Chocolate Cake At 50 Paces

LONDON - Public Relations Guru Matthew Freud, no relation to the Lloyd Freud family of West Wickham, took the old Ukrainian phrase 'Let them eat chocolate cake' quite literally. The two British chaps were at London's Annabel's Nightclub celebratin...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Miley Cyrus Guest At Bonkettes Hollywood Bowl Gig

Robert Pattinson And Miley Cyrus Guest At Bonkettes Hollywood Bowl Gig

It was the hottest ticket in tinseltown, the legendary girl band the Bonkettes live at the Hollywood Bowl. It was chaos from the start as the girls took the stage, only to be bombarded by a blizzard of soiled underwear by their adoring legions of...
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Barack I Now Wants to Be Addressed With a New Moniker

WashDC: Emperor Barack I has issued an imperial order that all courtiers and palace plebs shall now address him as: His Excellent Cubaness "Che-Fidelio". The Secret Service scrambled to update codes.
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