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"Jesus And His Disciples Were Scottish", Claims Historian

Funny story: "Jesus And His Disciples Were Scottish", Claims Historian

A leading amateur historian has astonished the world of amateur history by claiming that Jesus of Nazareth and his Disciples were Scottish, writes Religion Correspondent, Mary Mag Delaney. Jock McSporran of Lossiemouth, for it is he, made the asto...

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Theologists Confirm Satan Invented Leaf-Blowers

Funny story: Theologists Confirm Satan Invented Leaf-Blowers

Jerusalem, Israel - A team of Oxford Theologists have confirmed what many believers have suspected for the last twenty years--that the most annoying of all gardening equipment was first thought up by the devil himself. "We stumbled across a very d...

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Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis Facing Mandatory Gender Reassignment As Next Step in Rehabilitation

Funny story: Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis Facing Mandatory Gender Reassignment As Next Step in Rehabilitation

RC, Kentucky - Having learned nothing from her stint behind bars, Rowan County clerk Kim Davis is facing more extreme measures to bring her in line with the free-thinking world. After refusing to issue marriage licenses following a court ruling to...

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Biblical Archeologist Claims "It's Adam and Steve, not Adam and Eve"!

Funny story: Biblical Archeologist Claims "It's Adam and Steve, not Adam and Eve"!

LEXINGTON, KY-A Biblical Archeologist from Transylvania University in Lexington, KY, now claims that the bumper sticker adorning cars and trucks all over the South are wrong. The bumper stickers, claims Dr. Leslie Elohim of the Classics Dept. at Tra...

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Parting Of Red Sea Like Dog's Back Leg In New Bible Film

Funny story: Parting Of Red Sea Like Dog's Back Leg In New Bible Film

Director Didley Scott has made Moses go back and part the Red Sea properly over 100 times until the parting was neat and straight according to an inside source on the location of "Exodus Men and Gods" in Spain. Christian Banal, playing Moses, sai...

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THE Booch of THE Loud Goj

Lore! Speighk Mouses as he stanp aboven over hall peipule on his (it's) hell, clapping two timey baldy's with reel forfar and mites! Did thast not tillt that if thoi bayleaf yow wold seat yore wince troube saerfjour, adverturley? Goj walk special in evy dei und evvy weight. Him lies on sandy as a crator wretching him menanwomban frillock innernaround him gurrdjin. But thei shuld bay spayed on,...

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The Overweight May Be Discriminated Against If Religion Based

Funny story: The Overweight May Be Discriminated Against If Religion Based

Arizona lawmakers passed a bill Thursday that allows businesses in the state to deny service to LGBT customers on religious grounds. The bill has not been signed by Gov. Jan Brewer (R), who told reporters at the National Governors Association this we...

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Eric Holder lookalike to play Pontius Pilate to Mehdi Ouazanni's Satan role

Funny story: Eric Holder lookalike to play Pontius Pilate to Mehdi Ouazanni's Satan role

New York - "It's the ultimate devil's advocate scenario," a Hystery Channel studio source said today commenting on the casting of a US Attorney General doppelganger to play Pontius Pilate in future episodes of The Bible. The actor, thought to Rock...

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New York Bookstore Angers Christians By Placing Bible In Fiction Department

Funny story: New York Bookstore Angers Christians By Placing Bible In Fiction Department

A New York bookstore owner has angered customers by placing top selling book 'The Bible' in the fiction section of his store. Simon Hargreaves, 45, claims that the placement of the book in the fiction department was a mistake and has apologized to...

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Ron & Fred on The Bible

Funny story: Ron & Fred on The Bible

"Art'noon Fred. What's that yer got there then?" "Oh, it's wunner them bibles." "Bibles? You feelin' alright mate? Get dahn t' yer doctor if yer not feelin' well." "Yeah, course I'm alright. Ten pence it was at that car boot sale they've got on this morning outside that church up the road. Gotta be worf ten pence innit, God's word like." "Nah, I fink you'll find that's not one of the o...

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