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Funny story:  The Bachelor's Juan Pablo Picks The Slender Blonde Nikki Ferrell

The Bachelor's Juan Pablo Picks The Slender Blonde Nikki Ferrell

LOS ANGELES - The Bachelor came down to Claire Crawley a hairstylist from Sacramento, California and Nikki Ferrell, a pediatric nurse from Kansas City, Missouri. And Nikki will be going back to Kansas City with a great big smile on her face as she...
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Funny story:  Bachelor Show Defends Next Season's Choice

Bachelor Show Defends Next Season's Choice

WIth the decline of in popularity of the show "The Bachelor", the show's producers were struggling to selection a man for next season. They proudly announced their choice on Thursday. The show decided to explain the choice before announcing him. T...
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Funny story:  Bachelor Contestant ostracized after claiming to be "on show to make friends"

Bachelor Contestant ostracized after claiming to be "on show to make friends"

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - ABC's The Bachelor contestant Chantelle Martinee was spurned by her former castmates during the 2-hour season finale event, The Ladies Continue to Fight After the Final Picnic on the Beach, Part 4. Martinee, a 21-year-o...
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Funny story:  Heidi Montag And The "Bachelor" Brad Womack Caught "Tongue Fu Diving" At Rob Pattinson's "Twilight" Party

Heidi Montag And The "Bachelor" Brad Womack Caught "Tongue Fu Diving" At Rob Pattinson's "Twilight" Party

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The star of the Twilight movies Rob Pattinson recently threw a "Twilight" party for several dozen of his best friends and one of those friends was Heidi Montag. Montag has recently taken somewhat of a bad rap on account of the fa...
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Funny story:  "The Bachelor" Brad Womack And Christina Aguilera Caught 'Tongue Wrestling' In Tarzana

"The Bachelor" Brad Womack And Christina Aguilera Caught 'Tongue Wrestling' In Tarzana

TARZANA, California - Brad Womack the man on this season's edition of The Bachelor, was embarrassed before a viewing audience of 30 million when the woman he picked to propose to ended up telling him on live television that although she kind of liked...
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Funny story:  The Bachelor: In A Strange Turn Of Events It Now Seems Emily Maynard Is In Love With The Show's Host Chris Harrison

The Bachelor: In A Strange Turn Of Events It Now Seems Emily Maynard Is In Love With The Show's Host Chris Harrison

HOLLYWOOD - After having Brad Womack, aka "The Bachelor" pick Emily Maynard over Chantal O'Brien, which 91% of the shows viewers believed he was going to pick and then Emily saying on The After The Rose Show that she is not going to marry Brad comes...
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Funny story:  The Bachelor: Brad Womack Picks Emily Maynard Over Chantal O'Brien - But There's Already Trouble In Paradise

The Bachelor: Brad Womack Picks Emily Maynard Over Chantal O'Brien - But There's Already Trouble In Paradise

HOLLYWOOD - This year's Bachelor finale was filmed in beautiful South Africa, but the producers may just have thrown away their money and are probably now wishing they had filmed it in La Brea or La Habra instead. Many felt that Brad Womack was go...
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Funny story:  "The Bachelor" - Brad Keeps 14 And Says "See Ya" To 3

"The Bachelor" - Brad Keeps 14 And Says "See Ya" To 3

LOS ANGELES - Brad "The Cad" Womack proved to the millions of viewers of ABCs The Bachelor that Michael Bublé and Harry Connick, Jr., have nothing to worry about. The Bachelor and Ashley Hebert (pronounced: HAL-I-BUT) sang Vice-President Joe Biden...
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Funny story:  "The Bachelor": 17 Bachelorettes Get Roses - 3 Get Non-Roses!

"The Bachelor": 17 Bachelorettes Get Roses - 3 Get Non-Roses!

LOS ANGELES - Week two on ABCs The Bachelor saw a lot of drama queening going on. It was also a week filled with insecurity, self-doubt, and one girl resigning herself to becoming an "Old Maid." [EDITOR'S NOTE: Wow! Some of those girls are really...
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Funny story:  The Unbelievable Reasons Why The Gay Hair Stylist To The Bachelorettes On The Reality Show "The Bachelor" Was Fired!

The Unbelievable Reasons Why The Gay Hair Stylist To The Bachelorettes On The Reality Show "The Bachelor" Was Fired!

LOS ANGELES - According to an article which appeared in The Los Angeles Watchdog Witnesser newspaper executives of ABCs The Bachelor have fired the shows hair stylist to the bachelorettes Ramon of Redondo Beach. In an exclusive interview with LA2W...
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Funny story:  The Return of "The Bachelor" - 30 Pretty Bachelorettes - Well, Okay Maybe Just 27 With 3 Semi-Pretty Ones

The Return of "The Bachelor" - 30 Pretty Bachelorettes - Well, Okay Maybe Just 27 With 3 Semi-Pretty Ones

LOS ANGELES - It's the start of a brand new year and at ABC that means it's time to light up the set of The Bachelor. This year's lucky bachelor is none other than Brad Womack, who was also the lucky bachelor back in 2007. It seems that back then...
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Funny story:  Vienna Girardi Says Jake "The Bachelor" Pavelka Is Gay and Jake Says Vienna "The Bitch" Is A Lying Lesbian

Vienna Girardi Says Jake "The Bachelor" Pavelka Is Gay and Jake Says Vienna "The Bitch" Is A Lying Lesbian

LOS ANGELES - The couple who went from being the happiest couple in America to being the meanest, angriest, most effed up couple within a few short weeks is back in the headlines. Jake "The Snake" Pavelka says that Vienna "The Whore" Girardi is no...
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Funny story:  Jake Pavelka Voted The Dumbest Bachelor In The History of Bachelorhood

Jake Pavelka Voted The Dumbest Bachelor In The History of Bachelorhood

DALLAS - Jake Pavelka the star of this year's The Bachelor reality show says that he is not 100 percent sure that he made the right decision. Pavelka, who is an airline pilot, revealed to Barbara Walters that a lot of passengers who are aware that...
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Funny story:  Jake The Bachelor Having Second Thoughts About Vienna: "What The Hell Was I Thinking?"

Jake The Bachelor Having Second Thoughts About Vienna: "What The Hell Was I Thinking?"

DALLAS - Jake Pavelka, the 2010 Bachelor has chosen Vienna Girardi, the woman that he wants to marry, have kids with, and spend the rest of his life with...or maybe not. An inside source says that the 31-year-old Texan commercial pilot has confide...
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Funny story:  Jake The Bachelor Shocks Fiance, Show With "I'm Gay!"

Jake The Bachelor Shocks Fiance, Show With "I'm Gay!"

When Jake Pavelka asked the "bride", Vienna Giraldi, to married him he whispered something that many overheard but couldn't decipher. This morning we have gotten the whispered words from an insider, and that it was "I am gay!" No wonder Vienna...
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Funny story:  Jake The Bachelor Picks Vienna -  The Wicked Witch of The South

Jake The Bachelor Picks Vienna - The Wicked Witch of The South

SANTA LUCIA - Well the waiting is finally over. The Bachelor's bachelor Jake Pavelka has picked the woman of his dreams, the girl of his thoughts, the 'just wait till she takes out her she-devil claws' love of his life. It is amazing how everyone,...
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Funny story:  The Bachelor: It's Down To Two, Vienna and Tenley

The Bachelor: It's Down To Two, Vienna and Tenley

HOLLYWOOD - Well it looks like the rose garden has finally been picked clean. After weeks and weeks and weeks, The Bachelor has finally come down to the final two girls; Vienna and Tenley. Yes the two females left standing or perhaps a better phra...
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Funny story:  The Bachelor Is Now Down To A Panting Pair

The Bachelor Is Now Down To A Panting Pair

ST. LUCIA - This edition of The Bachelor starts off with Jake Pavelka and Gia, the New York City tampon model, strolling around the local market place, known as El Mercado Bobby. As they walk around, the camera catches Jake on several occasions st...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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