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Funny story: The Hunger Games Star Jennifer Lawrence Says No To Having Her Chest Freckles Removed

The Hunger Games Star Jennifer Lawrence Says No To Having Her Chest Freckles Removed

VENICE BEACH, California - Jennifer Lawrence has become one of the most sought after young LaLaLand starlets. Jennifer, who used to spell her name with three consecutive N's recently appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Talk Show. She congratula...
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Funny story: "The Apprentice" exposed as a front for A4E

"The Apprentice" exposed as a front for A4E

As the business affairs of public funding money pit A4E continue to be scrutinised, new and far more damaging information has come to light. It appears that every one of the thousands of applicants to this year's series of "The Apprentice" was regist...
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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Gives Birth to The Donald's Third Grandchild, Baby Hates Grandpa's Hair

Ivanka Trump Gives Birth to The Donald's Third Grandchild, Baby Hates Grandpa's Hair

Ivanka Trump and hubby Jared Kushner are proud parents to the third Trump grandchild, Arabella Rose Kushner. The baby looks quite special in the hospital nursery. She's wearing a little cap (embroidered with the words #1 Apprentice) encrusted wit...
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Funny story: Ali Bullo Sacked By Alan Sugar On The Apprentice

Ali Bullo Sacked By Alan Sugar On The Apprentice

Local kebab shop and burger van entrepreneur, Ali Bullo, was today sacked by Lord Sugar before he ever even got on the telly on an episode of The Apprentice. Ali Bullo described the decision by the Amstrad supremo as "a bit silly really. Innit bru...
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Funny story: Donald Trump's Wig Goes On The Lam Following White House Upset

Donald Trump's Wig Goes On The Lam Following White House Upset

In sensational news today the NYPD has issued an APB on Donald Trump's wig, following its owner's decision to withdraw from the race for The White House earlier this week. The ginger frizz-ball is believed to be armed and dangerous and members of the...
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Funny story: It's Trump v Sugar And The Gloves Are Off

It's Trump v Sugar And The Gloves Are Off

Weetabix wig-wearing megalomaniac, Donald Trump, has upped the ante, thrown down the gauntlet, stepped up to the plate and 'called out' his UK counterpart, Lord Alan Sugar, in a no holds barred bitter war of words over just which version of global te...
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Funny story: TV Highlights of 2010 - The Apprentice

TV Highlights of 2010 - The Apprentice

Love it or hate it the Apprentice rarely fails to deliver classic moments and this year there was a bumper crop. For those of you not familiar with it here's a brief run down: It stars Sir Alan Sugar or 'Lord Sugar' as he likes to be referred to. Other famous Lords are Michael Flately - Lord of the Dance and Little Lord Fauntleroy. Some say Sugar was the original 'Oliver,' running around London...
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Funny story: Apprentice Audience To Migrate To Bones

Apprentice Audience To Migrate To Bones

Producers of BBC hit series The Apprentice fear they could see their audience plummet tonight after viewers took offence at comments by their executive boss. And with a new series of Sky's Bones airing at the same time, the hit could be huge. I...
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Funny story: Brown Sugar: Gordon's New Job

Brown Sugar: Gordon's New Job

He's worked in Number 11 and Number 10. Now he's moving all the way to Number 2 at 9. Yes, former Prime Minister Gordon Brown walked out of his current position as the Stig and joined another one of the BBC's hit programmes: The Apprentice. Con...
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Funny story: Apprentice Loser Kate Walsh To Wear Number Five Costume For New Show

Apprentice Loser Kate Walsh To Wear Number Five Costume For New Show

Apprentice finalist Kate Walsh has won a job co-hosting a topical news magazine programme after agreeing to present while dressed as the number five. The new show, on Five, will feature Kate alongside Ian Wright and Mellinda Messinger and will be ba...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle to take over vacant BBC "The Apprentice" role

Susan Boyle to take over vacant BBC "The Apprentice" role

With the announcement that Margaret Mountford, Sir Alan Sugar's trusty sidekick invigilator on "The Apprentice" is not taking part in next year's series due to going back to school to study papyrus, it has just been revealed that Britain's Got Tale...
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Funny story: Apprentice shock - shameless update

Apprentice shock - shameless update

In a major upset today the results of this years yet to be run apprentice final were found inside a discarded kebab wrapper by a passing investigative reporter. The reporter - a well-known figure in the world of investigative journalism happened t...
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Funny story: Suprise Twist in most recent episode of "The Apprentice"

Suprise Twist in most recent episode of "The Apprentice"

Fans of the hit show "The Apprentice" are reeling today as the latest episode of the show saw a surprise and emotional ending. During the final "boardroom" scenes in which Sir Alan Sugar was hearing from the 3 members of the losing team about who...
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Funny story: Apprentice's Nick Hewer - You're fired!

Apprentice's Nick Hewer - You're fired!

Viewers to the latest episode of the apprentice have been left gasping with shock at the biggest twist in gamehow history. Nick Hewer, Sir Alan Sugar's right hand man for 35 years was sensationally fired on the spot after a series of uncharacteristic...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Kicks Dennis Rodman Off Celebrity Apprentice

Donald Trump Kicks Dennis Rodman Off Celebrity Apprentice

NEW YORK CITY - The Celebrity Apprentice Guru, Donald Trump has fired one more team player, or in the case of Dennis Rodman, one team non-player. Ex-NBA star and seven time defensive player of the year Dennis Rodman, 47, was sent packing by the Do...
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Funny story: The Apprentice has been pulled from airing the latest session!

The Apprentice has been pulled from airing the latest session!

Sir Alan Sugar is said to be furious at news that tonight's episode will be the last. The BBC have said that after reviewing the first of the series they have decided that it's not what they want to be backing in a shocking twist. The Apprentice, whi...
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Funny story: Kerry Katona "Did Not Start Fire of London"

Kerry Katona "Did Not Start Fire of London"

Fire investigators will be going into a listed building in central London later today, to try to find out what caused a fire in the early hours of this morning. Fire crews were called at around 2am to a blaze in a 15 bedroom 17th century house, cu...
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Funny story: Kerry Katona To Compete To Be Sir Alan's Apprentice

Kerry Katona To Compete To Be Sir Alan's Apprentice

It has been announced that cash-strapped Kerry Katona will be among fifteen contestants competing for a six figure salary in Sir Alan Sugar's organisation, when the new series of 'The Apprentice' begins next week. In a press conference launching t...
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