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You're Deported!

New US president Donald J. Trump certainly isn't wasting any time getting down to business. In addition to issuing a record number of executive orders, the new commander in chief has issued a record number of tweets--roughly three thousand a day. But...

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Trump Wants To Host The Apprentice In White House

Funny story: Trump Wants To Host The Apprentice In White House

Donald Trump has a global empire worth billions and he owes hundreds of millions of dollars to foreign lenders, including the government-owned Bank of China. He has business interests in at least 14 countries, many authoritarian regimes. Although p...

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The Apprentice, Part Deux

Funny story: The Apprentice, Part Deux

[It's November 18, 2016. An announcer off stage yells out: "Ladies and Gentlemen! The President-elect of the United States - Donald Trump!" Trump walks on stage as an orchestra plays "Hail To The Chief."] "Thanks everyone, and thanks to all of you who voted for me last week. As for the rest of you, all I can say is, you're not welcome here any more, and maybe you should think about moving...

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Trump Set To Deport Illegals - Finds Entertaining Way To Do It

Funny story: Trump Set To Deport Illegals - Finds Entertaining Way To Do It

Burgeoning politician Donald Trump has once again riled the American public and got illegal immigrants twitching in their hammocks. If Trump is elected, and it's an if the size of Trump Towers, 11 million people could finds themselves booted out of t...

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Donald Trump Pays NBC to Renew The Apprentice Again

Funny story: Donald Trump Pays NBC to Renew The Apprentice Again

New York, NY It was announced today that there will be another season of Donald Trump's ego-fest The Apprentice, which led most people in the United States to assume that Trump is paying NBC, which has been having money problems lately, to run the sh...

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The Hunger Games Star Jennifer Lawrence Says No To Having Her Chest Freckles Removed

Funny story: The Hunger Games Star Jennifer Lawrence Says No To Having Her Chest Freckles Removed

VENICE BEACH, California - Jennifer Lawrence has become one of the most sought after young LaLaLand starlets. Jennifer, who used to spell her name with three consecutive N's recently appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Talk Show. She congratula...

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"The Apprentice" exposed as a front for A4E

Funny story: "The Apprentice" exposed as a front for A4E

As the business affairs of public funding money pit A4E continue to be scrutinised, new and far more damaging information has come to light. It appears that every one of the thousands of applicants to this year's series of "The Apprentice" was regist...

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Ivanka Trump Gives Birth to The Donald's Third Grandchild, Baby Hates Grandpa's Hair

Funny story: Ivanka Trump Gives Birth to The Donald's Third Grandchild, Baby Hates Grandpa's Hair

Ivanka Trump and hubby Jared Kushner are proud parents to the third Trump grandchild, Arabella Rose Kushner. The baby looks quite special in the hospital nursery. She's wearing a little cap (embroidered with the words #1 Apprentice) encrusted wit...

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Ali Bullo Sacked By Alan Sugar On The Apprentice

Funny story: Ali Bullo Sacked By Alan Sugar On The Apprentice

Local kebab shop and burger van entrepreneur, Ali Bullo, was today sacked by Lord Sugar before he ever even got on the telly on an episode of The Apprentice. Ali Bullo described the decision by the Amstrad supremo as "a bit silly really. Innit bru...

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Donald Trump's Wig Goes On The Lam Following White House Upset

Funny story: Donald Trump's Wig Goes On The Lam Following White House Upset

In sensational news today the NYPD has issued an APB on Donald Trump's wig, following its owner's decision to withdraw from the race for The White House earlier this week. The ginger frizz-ball is believed to be armed and dangerous and members of the...

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It's Trump v Sugar And The Gloves Are Off

Funny story: It's Trump v Sugar And The Gloves Are Off

Weetabix wig-wearing megalomaniac, Donald Trump, has upped the ante, thrown down the gauntlet, stepped up to the plate and 'called out' his UK counterpart, Lord Alan Sugar, in a no holds barred bitter war of words over just which version of global te...

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TV Highlights of 2010 - The Apprentice

Funny story: TV Highlights of 2010 - The Apprentice

Love it or hate it the Apprentice rarely fails to deliver classic moments and this year there was a bumper crop. For those of you not familiar with it here's a brief run down: It stars Sir Alan Sugar or 'Lord Sugar' as he likes to be referred to. Other famous Lords are Michael Flately - Lord of the Dance and Little Lord Fauntleroy. Some say Sugar was the original 'Oliver,' running around London...

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Apprentice Audience To Migrate To Bones

Funny story: Apprentice Audience To Migrate To Bones

Producers of BBC hit series The Apprentice fear they could see their audience plummet tonight after viewers took offence at comments by their executive boss. And with a new series of Sky's Bones airing at the same time, the hit could be huge. I...

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Brown Sugar: Gordon's New Job

Funny story: Brown Sugar: Gordon's New Job

He's worked in Number 11 and Number 10. Now he's moving all the way to Number 2 at 9. Yes, former Prime Minister Gordon Brown walked out of his current position as the Stig and joined another one of the BBC's hit programmes: The Apprentice. Con...

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Apprentice Loser Kate Walsh To Wear Number Five Costume For New Show

Funny story: Apprentice Loser Kate Walsh To Wear Number Five Costume For New Show

Apprentice finalist Kate Walsh has won a job co-hosting a topical news magazine programme after agreeing to present while dressed as the number five. The new show, on Five, will feature Kate alongside Ian Wright and Mellinda Messinger and will be ba...

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Susan Boyle to take over vacant BBC "The Apprentice" role

Funny story: Susan Boyle to take over vacant BBC "The Apprentice" role

With the announcement that Margaret Mountford, Sir Alan Sugar's trusty sidekick invigilator on "The Apprentice" is not taking part in next year's series due to going back to school to study papyrus, it has just been revealed that Britain's Got Tale...

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Apprentice shock - shameless update

In a major upset today the results of this years yet to be run apprentice final were found inside a discarded kebab wrapper by a passing investigative reporter. The reporter - a well-known figure in the world of investigative journalism happened t...

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Suprise Twist in most recent episode of "The Apprentice"

Funny story: Suprise Twist in most recent episode of "The Apprentice"

Fans of the hit show "The Apprentice" are reeling today as the latest episode of the show saw a surprise and emotional ending. During the final "boardroom" scenes in which Sir Alan Sugar was hearing from the 3 members of the losing team about who...

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