Harvey Bristol, aka Cindy, has made it into the Guinness Book of Records by becoming the fastest cross dresser in the world, beating off stiff competition from regular winners of the Speed Cross Dressing contest from Thailand.
This year's speed cr...
the UK's leading toothpaste manufacturer has cracked the secret to the perfect toothpaste, causing their share value to rise.
"When we say miracle toothpaste, we mean it," said Doctor Gambol, the dentist responsible for the breakthrough.
The ne...
Truth is stranger than fiction. You cannot make this stuff up because nobody would believe you. Today the Thai Criminal Court sentenced 61 year old cancer patient T. Ampon to 20 years in jail, effectively a life sentence for sending 4 text messages to the secretary of the prime Minister of Thailand. The texts were deemed insulting to Thailand's King Bhumibol and Queen Sirkit.
Mr. Ampon was held...
The floods currently seeping through the Thai capital of Bangkok are the most ridiculous floods in the history of mankind, or dinosaurkind, claims a man on the scene.
Moys Kenwood, 38, has told friends that, contrary to other floods, where raging...
A former UK citizen who chose to change his gender in hopes of landing a better job, now says he has second thoughts about his new profession in Thailand where he toils nightly as an exotic dancer entertaining Germans.
"I've always been a gay lad, but not in a gay way, I was just happy go lucky an that, but I got bored 'back 'ome', same old stuff night after night said "Ken," Out with the la...
For many years, Thailand's taxi drivers have been subject to extreme criticism over their perceived rudeness, lack of courtesy and general unprofessionalism. Until now, they had been keeping a gentlemanly silence, hoping the complaints would go away,...
McDonalds food service crew members: short, squat, pasty-faced hunchback cripples, or else goofy-toothed beanpoles with chests flatter than the counter itself. In short, not the sort of female company you want to encounter before you sink your teeth...
Mosquitoes hiding out at a swamp next to an Englishman's Bangkok apartment have claimed that their livelihood is being threatened by the man's state of mind, and the tendency he currently has for playing 'sad music'.
The man concerned, Moys Kenwoo...
In a conversation inside the Big Brother house on Channel 5, Edward, from Jedward, has candidly admitted to the other house-mates that he wants to have a sex change. This was news to his brother.
"Jedward are going to Thailand," said Edward, after...
Police in the Thai capital of Bangkok say that the discovery last week of two bodies in an Englishman's apartment in the city are of 'absolutely no interest whatsoever' to them, as the corpses are those of two mosquitoes.
Moys Kenwood, 49, origina...
A bus driver in the Thai capital of Bangkok was today described as "a nutter" after he drove his vehicle through the streets of the city "wildly and without aforethought", in a manner unbefitting of a responsible professional, claims an Englishman wh...
A man in the Thai capital of Bangkok received an awakening of the rudest kind this morning after a cockroach crawled across his sleeping face, causing the aforementioned man much disgust.
Moys Kenwood, 48, was laid asleep dreaming at his apartment...
Reports are coming out of Phuket that Queens Park Rangers have offered a trial to Thailand striker Supaporn Massage.
Supaporn, who has partnered new signing Robbie Fowler at Muang Thong United, has been told that she has an opportunity to play in...
Reports are emerging from the Thai capital of Bangkok that a mosquito has died after unsuccessfully trying for hours to bite a man, after which it collapsed and subsequently expired through sheer exhaustion.
Moys Kenwood, an English 'teacher', had...
Thailand is a country well known for its stunning beaches, great food, sex tourism and being the world's largest consumer of ping pong balls (where do they all go?!)
But it is also known for its ladyboys. So many young Thai men become ladyboys th...
HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Hangover Part II are ecstatic as their comedy motion picture has just broken the opening weekend record for a comedy film.
The Tinsel Town Times Tribune stated that the motion picture had grossed $85,946,294 for the Me...
There was some stifled laughter from a passenger on a Bangkok bus this morning, when it was noted that a fellow passenger, a soldier who was laden down with a heavy knapsack, had attached a rather childish-looking furry Teddy Bear key fob to his bag.
There was a real sense of confusion in Bangkok at the weekend, when a man was kept waiting for hours as he sat by the telephone expecting a call from his girlfriend, whilst, in another part of the city, she waited patiently for him, thinking he was g...