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Predictive Text Ruins Valentine's Day

Funny story: Predictive Text Ruins Valentine's Day

The first Valentine day for any new couple should always be special, but it was spoilt for Gary Johnson and Isabel Smith by predictive text. 'It was going to be really special. I had put together a really nice meal, bought Isabel's favourite wines...

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Conspiracy Theories #3 - More Nightmares To Ruin Your Sleep

Funny story: Conspiracy Theories #3 - More Nightmares To Ruin Your Sleep

Conspiracy Theories is the hard hitting website that isn't afraid to investigate and expose the dark forces that seek to prey in so many devious ways upon the general publicum. We are here because you need us! We are ever vigilant against those evil people, organizations, nations and cultures that are out to handicap and repress our great American lifestyle. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - T...

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Core Characteristics of Millennials -- Updated

Funny story: Core Characteristics of Millennials -- Updated

As a public service, the Alliance for Millennial Entitlement and Legitimacy has recently issued a definitive list of those core characteristics which describe this confident, great generation. The official list of Millennial Core Characteristics follows: Their multi-tasking prowess is asserted by tokeing joints while texting and fiddling with piercings when on the freeway at speed. Video ga...

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NSA Requests Americans Limit Length of All Calls And Text Messages

Funny story: NSA Requests Americans Limit Length of All Calls And Text Messages

In a recent press release, NSA Director Michael S. Rogers requested that all Americans abide by the agency's proposed limits for all phone calls and text messages. The guidelines set forth by the NSA include, among other things, a maximum length o...

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Are text abbreviations a time-honored panacea?

Funny story: Are text abbreviations a time-honored panacea?

Text abbreviations are a part of our lives. Why do we use texting shortcuts? Nearly everyone will agree that they save time. For instance, to proverbially pat the back of someone who has said something exceptionally funny, you can simply type "LMAO".

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Nebraska First State to Prohibit Texting While in an Accident

The state of Nebraska has passed strict regulations prohibiting texting while in a car accident. They have added the clause describing any such accident as "fatal or not," adding what they consider to be "real strength" to the law. A spokespers...

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Cat Makes 2000 Mile Journey Home Only To Be Ran Over By Texting Teen

Funny story: Cat Makes 2000 Mile Journey Home Only To Be Ran Over By Texting Teen

A 3-year-old orange tabby cat who famously crossed the United States on foot to reunite with his family after he was mistakenly left behind by movers has been run over and squashed in what family and friends are calling a 'bloodbath'. Sammy, who i...

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Text Walking to Become New Olympic Sport

Funny story: Text Walking to Become New Olympic Sport

Rio de Janeiro - Text walking will become the newest sport to be part of the Olympic Games starting in Rio in 2016. The act of texting while walking has never been considered a sport but since so few people get killed while performing the act, Olympi...

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Report Suggests That Texting While Riding A Motorcycle Probably Dangerous

Funny story: Report Suggests That Texting While Riding A Motorcycle Probably Dangerous

A new report published this week by the National Transportation Safety Board has advised motorcyclists that sending text messages while riding their bikes "is probably pretty dangerous" and "really should be discouraged." While it is illegal to...

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Michelle Obama Hits The Roof As She Sees A Text Message To Her Husband From The Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

Funny story: Michelle Obama Hits The Roof As She Sees A Text Message To Her Husband From The Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Word coming out of the White House is that there was a pretty good fireworks display the other night. The light show took place in the Presidential Bedroom. An inside source stated that the first lady saw a text message from Hel...

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Florida Father Vetoes Controversial Phone Bill

Funny story: Florida Father Vetoes Controversial Phone Bill

Florida based dad Kenny Mook announced Wednesday he has vetoed a controversial telephone bill that would have allowed his daughter to continue texting, playing games and chit chatting with her friends when she be doing her homework. Mook, who spe...

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Pakistan Has Outlawed Texting While Riding A Yak

Funny story: Pakistan Has Outlawed Texting While Riding A Yak

KARACHI, Pakistan - The government of Pakistan has issued a Presidential Directive which will go into effect at 12:07 am on Saturday, March 1, 2014. A spokesperson for the Pakistani government stated that the number of accidents occurring due to p...

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Cincinnati Teen Run Over Twice While Texting Her Friend

Funny story: Cincinnati Teen Run Over Twice While Texting Her Friend

CINCINNAT, OH--A Cincinnati teenager, Brittany Simpson, was run over twice on Thursday while texting her friend as she crossed 4th and Walnut St. While Brittany was crossing the street, absorbed in her Smart Phone, a Ford Focus ran over the sixtee...

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Iowa Bans The Texting Of Curse Words

Funny story: Iowa Bans The Texting Of Curse Words

DES MOINES, Iowa - The vast majority of Iowa citizens overwhelmingly agreed that the use of curse words in texting had gotten out of hand. A group from Des Moines calling itself The Just Say No To (Expletive) Texting went all the way to the Iowa s...

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Nevada Votes To Outlaw Texting During Sex

Funny story: Nevada Votes To Outlaw Texting During Sex

CARSON CITY, Nevada - In a move that state senators hope will help to ease the rising divorce rate in the state, the Nevada Senate has voted 17-4 to outlaw texting during the sex act. One senator, who asked that we not reveal his name, said that h...

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Textlish accepted in Schools

After years of fighting it, teachers nationwide are now accepting Textlish as a legitimate writing style. Skipping articles like "the" and "an" and spelling phonetically is improper English but it's fine in Textlish. Now high schools and even middle...

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New York Warns That The Days of Texting While Driving Are Over

Funny story: New York Warns That The Days of Texting While Driving Are Over

ALBANY, New York - Governor Andrew Cuomo has just issued a directive that the state will no longer tolerate anyone texting while operating a vehicle. The governor said that the problem has gotten way out of hand and he has decided that the time ha...

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Studies Show Too Much Texting Can Lead To Inverted Nipples

Funny story: Studies Show Too Much Texting Can Lead To Inverted Nipples

CHICAGO - Recent studies on the mechanics of texting have shown that overdoing it can lead to some serious complications. Professor Verdana Mindy Tenditucker, head of the Anatomical Department at Cottonball State University in Tuscaloosa, Alabama,...

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