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Funny story: Japan Wants To Buy 1,000 Longhorn Cattle From Texas

Japan Wants To Buy 1,000 Longhorn Cattle From Texas

TOKYO - The government of Japan has just sent a message to the owner of one of the largest longhorn cattle ranches in the state of Texas about purchasing some cattle. The Japanese people have fallen in love with fajitas[Pronounced FA-HE-TUS], whic...
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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Her Ex-Boyfriend Ian Somerhalder Sell Their Texas Ranch To Taylor Swift

Nina Dobrev and Her Ex-Boyfriend Ian Somerhalder Sell Their Texas Ranch To Taylor Swift

SAN ANTONIO - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder purchased the 3,000 acre Blue Tattoo Ranch located outside of San Antonio in the summer of 2012. And now that the couple has ended their relationship they have decided to sell the sprawling ranch compl...
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Funny story: Larry Hagman Star of "Dallas" Says No To Eyebrow Trimming

Larry Hagman Star of "Dallas" Says No To Eyebrow Trimming

HOLLYWOOD - Producers of the TNT show Dallas have just about given up trying to convince the main star Larry Hagman, 80, to trim his ridiculously hideous looking eyebrows. Hagman showing that he is every bit as stubborn and as hard headed as the m...
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Funny story: Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Buy Russell Brand's The Blue Tattoo Ranch In Texas

Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Buy Russell Brand's The Blue Tattoo Ranch In Texas

SAN ANTONIO - The young stars of The Vampire Diaries flew into San Antonio to tour the 3,000 acre Blue Tattoo Ranch which is owned by Russell Brand. The beautiful, sprawling, working cattle ranch was originally owned by country legend George Strai...
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Funny story: Joe Jonas Offers To Buy Robert Pattinson's Texas Ranch

Joe Jonas Offers To Buy Robert Pattinson's Texas Ranch

SAN FRANCISCO - Joe Jonas traveled to The Golden Gate City to relax after a grueling concert tour with his band the Jonas Brothers. He was relaxing down at the Fisherman's Wharf when he was approached by a reporter for iRumors Summersetter Faxx.
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Is In Paradise As He Spends A Few Days Relaxing Down At Robert Pattinson's Texas Ranch

Justin Bieber Is In Paradise As He Spends A Few Days Relaxing Down At Robert Pattinson's Texas Ranch

LAREDO - Canadian heartthrob Justin Bieber spent three days relaxing down on Robert Pattinson's Texas ranch, El Rancho De La Senora Loca (The Crazy Woman Ranch). Bieber told a reporter for The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle that he had a great time...
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Funny story: Russell Brand and Katy Perry Buy Jesse James' 3,000 Acre Texas Cattle Ranch 'The Blue Tattoo'

Russell Brand and Katy Perry Buy Jesse James' 3,000 Acre Texas Cattle Ranch 'The Blue Tattoo'

SAN ANTONIO - Newlyweds Russell Brand and Katy Perry have just purchased the 3,000 acre cattle ranch, The Blue Tattoo Ranch from Sandra Bullock's ex-husband, Jesse James. The working cattle ranch is located 40 miles south of San Antonio and is equ...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Buys Robert Pattinson A Texas Cattle Ranch

Kristen Stewart Buys Robert Pattinson A Texas Cattle Ranch

LAREDO, Texas - Kristen Stewart recently flew down to Texas and checked out some South Texas ranches that she had seen for sale on eBay. She stated that she knows how much her Twilight co-star Robert Pattinson loves to do the "Cowboy Thing" so she...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Ex-Future Son-In-Law, Levi Johnston, To Appear In PlayChick Magazine

Sarah Palin's Ex-Future Son-In-Law, Levi Johnston, To Appear In PlayChick Magazine

CHICAGO - The former ex-future son-in-law of the former ex-governor of Alaska Levi Johnston has agreed to pose in PlayChick Magazine. The Chicago-based publication caters to the modern, discerning, American woman between the ages of 19 and 39, but...
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Funny story: The Chupacabra Finally Caught!

The Chupacabra Finally Caught!

BLANK CHECK CITY, Texas - After twenty years of roaming the vast countryside of Central Texas the dreaded legendary creature the Chupacabra, which means "Goat Sucker" has finally been captured. Emmett Bob Figginfacker, a crop dusting pilot and own...
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Funny story: Don Imus Hired As Iraq War Poster Boy

Don Imus Hired As Iraq War Poster Boy

WASHINGTON D.C.--(WAR BEAT) One day after being fired from his 30 year gig at CBS Corp., Don Imus got a call from his country to be the new face and communicator for the war effort in Iraq. President George W. Bush h...
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