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LeBron James Rats Out on Cavaliers, Signs on with Texas Rangers, May Play Hockey with Red Wings this Winter

Funny story: LeBron James Rats Out on Cavaliers, Signs on with Texas Rangers, May Play Hockey with Red Wings this Winter

CLEVELAND, Ohio - LeBron James has reneged on his contract to play NBA basketball for the Cleveland Cavaliers and instead has signed a three-year deal to be a relief pitcher for the Texas Rangers. Not even a month ago, King James signed a two-yea...

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Margarita Named Top Drink and Top Female Name In The USA

Funny story: Margarita Named Top Drink and Top Female Name In The USA

SAN ANTONIO - The United States Drinking Society Federation (USDSF) has just announced that the winner of The 2013 Best Drink in America is the Margarita. The name Margarita was also chosen as The Most Popular Female Name of The Year. USDSF spo...

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Bonnie & Clyde's Personal Belongings Are Auctioned Off

Funny story: Bonnie & Clyde's Personal Belongings Are Auctioned Off

NASHUA, New Hampshire - Two of the most notorious outlaws of the Great Depression Era were Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow. The two Texas natives wreaked havoc and terror across the Great Southwest by robbing banks, savings & loans, Piggly Wigg...

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Texas Nude Maid Service Being Looked Into By The Texas Rangers

Funny story: Texas Nude Maid Service Being Looked Into By The Texas Rangers

LUBBOCK - The Texas panhandle city of Lubbock is noted for sorghum, tumbleweeds, prairie dogs, Texas Tech University, and for being the birthplace of Buddy Holly. But today, it is making national and international headlines due to the fact that T...

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The State of Texas Discontinues The Practice of Giving Death Row Inmates Who Are To Be Executed Their "Last Meal" Request

Funny story: The State of Texas Discontinues The Practice of Giving Death Row Inmates Who Are To Be Executed Their "Last Meal" Request

HUNTSVILLE, Texas - Convicted criminal Lawrence Russell Brewer was convicted of a crime so horribly heinous that it cannot even be mentioned in a family publication. The state of Texas has historically allowed any convict who is getting ready to b...

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Atheists Thank God The World Series Is Over

Funny story: Atheists Thank God The World Series Is Over

ST. LOUIS - You win some and you lose some. But when the 2011 Major League Baseball World Series was finished, baseball fans were relieved that they did not have to continue hearing about what player did what in game so and so and who was distracted...

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First Time Ever In World Series History That A Seventh Game Is Necessary Since 2002

Funny story: First Time Ever In World Series History That A Seventh Game Is Necessary Since 2002

ST. LOUIS - Baseball analysts have called it the best series their eyes have ever seen. Commissioner Bud Selig will be paid a time and a half for the very first time. Fox Network touched their nose with their tongue and poked fun at TBS on Facebook.

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Governor Rick Perry Bans Cigarette Smoking In Drought-Stricken Texas

Funny story: Governor Rick Perry Bans Cigarette Smoking In Drought-Stricken Texas

AUSTIN - The state of Texas is experiencing the worst drought in fifty years as hundreds of windswept wildfires have burned a total of 3.7 million acres. Governor Rick Perry has taken time out from the GOP presidential campaigning to return to Aus...

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Texas Governor Rick "The Stick" Perry Says If Harold Camping Dares To Set Foot In Texas He'll Have His Lying Butt Arrested Faster Than He Can Say "Huh?"

Funny story: Texas Governor Rick "The Stick" Perry Says If Harold Camping Dares To Set Foot In Texas He'll Have His Lying Butt Arrested Faster Than He Can Say "Huh?"

AUSTIN - Governor Rick Perry and his lovely wife Anita were enjoying a nice meal of fajita tacos at a local Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos in Austin when he was asked about radio talk show personality Harold Camping. Buck Yazoo, a reporter wit...

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The Caretakers At The Alamo Hit With 17 Safety Violations

Funny story: The Caretakers At The Alamo Hit With 17 Safety Violations

SAN ANTONIO - The Extremely Elderly Gals of The Republic of Texas, an organization made up mostly of blue-haired old ladies in their 70s, 80s, and 90s has been informed that their organization's landmark mission/fortress has been issued a total of 17...

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World Series Halted - Giants and Rangers Given The Boot- Red Sox And Yankees Put In

Funny story: World Series Halted - Giants and Rangers Given The Boot- Red Sox And Yankees Put In

The National Baseball Commission pulled the plug on the 2010 World Series between the San Francisco Giants and the Texas Rangers today due to severe loss of revenue. The surprise triumph of the Rangers and the Giants in their divisions this season as...

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Obama, Vowing to Kick Ass, Nationalizes The Bankrupt Texas Rangers With Help from Goldman Sachs!

Funny story: Obama, Vowing to Kick Ass, Nationalizes The Bankrupt Texas Rangers With Help from Goldman Sachs!

President Obama, batting O for Forever on the Political Scene, was moved to step into bankruptcy proceedings for the Texas Rangers, mired in bad debt caused by imprudent borrowing to sign disappointing players saying "The time to kick some ass is no...

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Texas Rangers Bankrupt! A-Rod Still Owed $25m Says "food stamps now an option!"

Funny story: Texas Rangers Bankrupt! A-Rod Still Owed $25m Says "food stamps now an option!"

The Texas Rangers have declared bankruptcy, claiming millions of dollars are still outstanding to NY Yankee Alex Rodriquez from an ill fated 2001 deal, other millions wasted on non performing players long gone, and the policy of encouraging a fan...

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Governor Perry Sends The Texas Rangers To The Mexican Border

Funny story: Governor Perry Sends The Texas Rangers To The Mexican Border

AUSTIN - Texas Governor Rick Perry has announced that he will be sending the Texas Rangers down to the Texas-Mexico border town of Laredo. At first several newspapers were set to report that it was the American Baseball League Texas Rangers. Th...

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Texas Rangers Hire Nolan Ryan As Team President

Funny story: Texas Rangers Hire Nolan Ryan As Team President

Nolan Ryan owns the major league baseball record with seven no-hitters. He also won over 300 games and pitched in 27 different seasons, five of them for the Texas Rangers. He announced today that he is coming out of retirement to lead the Rangers a...

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Texas Rangers Score 30 Runs in MLB Game

Funny story: Texas Rangers Score 30 Runs in MLB Game

The Texas Rangers, one of the teams to have never played in a World Series, became the first ones in over 110 years to score over 30 runs in a game. The Rangers, playing on the road against Baltimore, routed the Orioles by the score of 30 to 3.

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