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Funny story:  Dallas Oilman Gives An Oil Well To An Illegal Alien

Dallas Oilman Gives An Oil Well To An Illegal Alien

DALLAS - In a story that sounds too amazing to be true, Texas billionaire oilman Langford T. Bucknell has just informed the news media that he has given one of his 973 oil wells to an illegal alien from Aguascalientes, Mexico. Mr. Bucknell said th...
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Funny story:  NASA States That They Are No Longer Taking Any Applications From Colorado Residents

NASA States That They Are No Longer Taking Any Applications From Colorado Residents

HOUSTON - NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has made an announcement that has surprised many people and shocked others. He stated to the press that NASA has cancelled their scheduled trip to Denver to hold a job fair. He further explained that...
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Funny story:  China's  Xi Jinping Loves, Invites Rick Perry For State Visit

China's Xi Jinping Loves, Invites Rick Perry For State Visit

President Xi Jinping of the People's Republic of China has invited "The Most Honorable Governor Of The Most Christian State of Texas" to his country for "an elaborate state visit." He said that he admired the way that Texas had "put religion way...
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Funny story:  Texas Multi-Millionaire Gives Michelle Obama A Fantastic Belated Birthday Present

Texas Multi-Millionaire Gives Michelle Obama A Fantastic Belated Birthday Present

ODESSA, Texas - Well-known Odessa oilman Edison J. Tugtucker has just given Michelle Obama one fantastic belated birthday gift. The multi-millionaire who reportedly owns over 1,200 oil wells from Houston to El Paso told American Spotlight Magazine...
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Funny story:  U.S. States to Join Forces to Save Money?

U.S. States to Join Forces to Save Money?

WINSTON-SALEM, NORTH CAROLINA - Today at the annual Governor's Conference, the governors of all fifty states met in seclusion to try to figure out how to save money in these difficult economic times. In a brief statement to the press, Wyoming Go...
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Funny story:  ZZ Top To Guest Star on Duck Dynasty

ZZ Top To Guest Star on Duck Dynasty

HOUSTON - The Little Old Band from Texas, ZZ Top has just announced that they will be appearing in an upcoming episode of the hit A&E show Duck Dynasty. Billy Gibbons, lead singer and guitar player for the power trio from the Lone Star State,...
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Funny story:  Willie Nelson Getting Ready For His 37-City Concert Tour of Colorado - The Marijuana Haven of The USA

Willie Nelson Getting Ready For His 37-City Concert Tour of Colorado - The Marijuana Haven of The USA

AUSTIN - Willie Nelson sat in his Austin mansion talking to Buck Yazoo with Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine. Yazoo asked the 80-year-old Texas music legend about his upcoming 37-City Concert Tour of Colorado which is scheduled to begin on January 13. Wi...
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Funny story:  Unemployed Texans Used To Feed Homeless

Unemployed Texans Used To Feed Homeless

A Dallas based Food company has found a creative way of feeding the cities ever growing homeless population, the unemployed. Using cutting edge human to food technology, the folks at "I Can't Believe it's Not Chicken" are helping shrink the rank...
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Funny story:  The Baylor Bears Stomp The Texas Longhorns 30-10 In The Deep In The Heart of Texas Bowl

The Baylor Bears Stomp The Texas Longhorns 30-10 In The Deep In The Heart of Texas Bowl

WACO, Texas - If you are a Texas Longhorn fan the outcome of the Baylor - Texas game surely had you shaking your head and wondering what the hell? Well the Bears of Baylor who are ranked #9, kicked the Longhorns of Texas, who are ranked #25, all t...
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Funny story:  TV Newscasters Roughed Up By Cops in Mob Scene

TV Newscasters Roughed Up By Cops in Mob Scene

Dallas Tx. - A 13-year-old white girl traveling with her two dance instructors was handcuffed and taken by police to Child Protective Services, over the pleas of the two black male guardians she was traveling with. Landry Smith traveled with the b...
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Funny story:  Nina Dobrev and Her Ex-Boyfriend Ian Somerhalder Sell Their Texas Ranch To Taylor Swift

Nina Dobrev and Her Ex-Boyfriend Ian Somerhalder Sell Their Texas Ranch To Taylor Swift

SAN ANTONIO - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder purchased the 3,000 acre Blue Tattoo Ranch located outside of San Antonio in the summer of 2012. And now that the couple has ended their relationship they have decided to sell the sprawling ranch compl...
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Funny story:  Southern States band together to deport Zimmerman to Alaska

Southern States band together to deport Zimmerman to Alaska

A coalition of Southern States led by Florida and Texas have convened a plenary and joint session of their legislatures to draft a bill banning George Zimmerman of domicile in any of the participating states. The same bill proposes to deport him as f...
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Funny story:  Willie Nelson Purchases 10 Marijuana Shops in Denver

Willie Nelson Purchases 10 Marijuana Shops in Denver

AUSTIN - Country music icon Willie Nelson was recently interviewed by Cowbell Notes Music Magazine writer Chipper Caruso on his ranch located just outside of Austin, Texas. The 80-year-old country music artist said that he had just purchased 10 ma...
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Funny story:  Fry Chef Deep Fries Texas at State Fair

Fry Chef Deep Fries Texas at State Fair

DALLAS, TX.--Fry Chef Cohones L. O'Reilly was the Big Tex Fried Food Award winner at this year's Texas State Fair, but hardly any Texans were there to appreciate O'Reilly's deep-fried award-winning entry. O'Reilly deep-fried the state of Texas in...
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Funny story:  A Texas High School Freshman Kicks An 87 Yard Field Goal

A Texas High School Freshman Kicks An 87 Yard Field Goal

CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas - Friday nights in the Lone Star state mean one thing - high school football. And fans at Corpus Christi's Jean Lafitte Football Stadium certainly witnessed one heck of a future NFL star in the making. The Pirates of Jean Laf...
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Funny story:  Lone Star State Just Got Lonelier

Lone Star State Just Got Lonelier

Texas- Last night under the cover of darkness, the entire city of Austin slipped out of the state. Hank Perkins, a resident of the nearby town of Waco said he thought he heard something, but decided to wait until the morning to investigate. "W...
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Funny story:  Willie Nelson May Be Moving To Colorado

Willie Nelson May Be Moving To Colorado

AUSTIN - Country music icon Willie Nelson recently talked to Buck Yazoo with Yippie-Ki-Yay Magazine at The Davy Crockett Barbecue Grill located in the capital of the Third Coast, Austin, Texas. Yazoo asked Willie how he keeps up the concert tourin...
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Funny story:  Texas governor Rick Perry signs controversial anti-cleavage law

Texas governor Rick Perry signs controversial anti-cleavage law

AUSTIN, TX - Capping off nearly a month of intense media coverage and legislative gobbledygook, Gov. Rick Perry, R-Texas, signed a bill restricting cleavage on Friday. The measure effectively bans all cleavage in the state. Republicans have said t...
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President Obama OK' Trillion Dollar Bills

Will print only 20 but we will send our creditors and pay off national debt. And so I get no argument, I put Ronald Reagan's picture on it.

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