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Funny story: Texas Adopts "Word A Day" Toilet Paper As Official Language Arts Course For High Schools

Texas Adopts "Word A Day" Toilet Paper As Official Language Arts Course For High Schools

Austin, TX - The Texas State Board of Education has voted to make "Word A Day" toilet paper the core Language Arts course for Texas public high schools. Some parents have voiced opposition to the change because Word A Day toilet paper is more exp...
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Funny story: Howard Hughes Secret Revealed

Howard Hughes Secret Revealed

It has been revealed today that renowned business magnate, investor, aviator, aerospace engineer, film maker, philanthropist and even world record holder Howard Hughes actually came out in 1973 but no one noticed at the time. He was probably the most...
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Funny story: Obama Reviews Death Penalty

Obama Reviews Death Penalty

Back and to the Lefts News understands that Barack Obama has ordered a review into execution practices within the US prison system. An unnamed state has applied for permission to change it's execution technique from lethal injection to "Dropping The...
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Funny story: Double-or-nothing Bet On Instant Replay Leads to State's Largest Reported Gambling Loss

Double-or-nothing Bet On Instant Replay Leads to State's Largest Reported Gambling Loss

Indian Head, OK - A man from Texas lost $424,000 last month after he placed a double-or-nothing bet on the instant replay of a March Madness college basketball game. The man was down $212,000 dollars when he placed the bet. It is the largest gamblin...
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Funny story: French Lab Loses Deadly Virus!

French Lab Loses Deadly Virus!

The lab in Texas that lost vials of virus last year now have company. A French lab has lost more than 3,000 vials containing fragments of the deadly SARS virus, which killed nearly a thousand people ten years ago in a worldwide epidemic. The Pa...
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Funny story: Dallas Oilman Gives An Oil Well To An Illegal Alien

Dallas Oilman Gives An Oil Well To An Illegal Alien

DALLAS - In a story that sounds too amazing to be true, Texas billionaire oilman Langford T. Bucknell has just informed the news media that he has given one of his 973 oil wells to an illegal alien from Aguascalientes, Mexico. Mr. Bucknell said th...
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Funny story: NASA States That They Are No Longer Taking Any Applications From Colorado Residents

NASA States That They Are No Longer Taking Any Applications From Colorado Residents

HOUSTON - NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has made an announcement that has surprised many people and shocked others. He stated to the press that NASA has cancelled their scheduled trip to Denver to hold a job fair. He further explained that...
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Funny story: China's Xi Jinping Loves, Invites Rick Perry For State Visit

China's Xi Jinping Loves, Invites Rick Perry For State Visit

President Xi Jinping of the People's Republic of China has invited "The Most Honorable Governor Of The Most Christian State of Texas" to his country for "an elaborate state visit." He said that he admired the way that Texas had "put religion way...
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Funny story: Texas Multi-Millionaire Gives Michelle Obama A Fantastic Belated Birthday Present

Texas Multi-Millionaire Gives Michelle Obama A Fantastic Belated Birthday Present

ODESSA, Texas - Well-known Odessa oilman Edison J. Tugtucker has just given Michelle Obama one fantastic belated birthday gift. The multi-millionaire who reportedly owns over 1,200 oil wells from Houston to El Paso told American Spotlight Magazine...
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Funny story: U.S. States to Join Forces to Save Money?

U.S. States to Join Forces to Save Money?

WINSTON-SALEM, NORTH CAROLINA - Today at the annual Governor's Conference, the governors of all fifty states met in seclusion to try to figure out how to save money in these difficult economic times. In a brief statement to the press, Wyoming Go...
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Funny story: ZZ Top To Guest Star on Duck Dynasty

ZZ Top To Guest Star on Duck Dynasty

HOUSTON - The Little Old Band from Texas, ZZ Top has just announced that they will be appearing in an upcoming episode of the hit A&E show Duck Dynasty. Billy Gibbons, lead singer and guitar player for the power trio from the Lone Star State,...
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Funny story: Willie Nelson Getting Ready For His 37-City Concert Tour of Colorado - The Marijuana Haven of The USA

Willie Nelson Getting Ready For His 37-City Concert Tour of Colorado - The Marijuana Haven of The USA

AUSTIN - Willie Nelson sat in his Austin mansion talking to Buck Yazoo with Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine. Yazoo asked the 80-year-old Texas music legend about his upcoming 37-City Concert Tour of Colorado which is scheduled to begin on January 13. Wi...
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Funny story: Unemployed Texans Used To Feed Homeless

Unemployed Texans Used To Feed Homeless

A Dallas based Food company has found a creative way of feeding the cities ever growing homeless population, the unemployed. Using cutting edge human to food technology, the folks at "I Can't Believe it's Not Chicken" are helping shrink the rank...
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Funny story: The Baylor Bears Stomp The Texas Longhorns 30-10 In The Deep In The Heart of Texas Bowl

The Baylor Bears Stomp The Texas Longhorns 30-10 In The Deep In The Heart of Texas Bowl

WACO, Texas - If you are a Texas Longhorn fan the outcome of the Baylor - Texas game surely had you shaking your head and wondering what the hell? Well the Bears of Baylor who are ranked #9, kicked the Longhorns of Texas, who are ranked #25, all t...
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Funny story: TV Newscasters Roughed Up By Cops in Mob Scene

TV Newscasters Roughed Up By Cops in Mob Scene

Dallas Tx. - A 13-year-old white girl traveling with her two dance instructors was handcuffed and taken by police to Child Protective Services, over the pleas of the two black male guardians she was traveling with. Landry Smith traveled with the b...
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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Her Ex-Boyfriend Ian Somerhalder Sell Their Texas Ranch To Taylor Swift

Nina Dobrev and Her Ex-Boyfriend Ian Somerhalder Sell Their Texas Ranch To Taylor Swift

SAN ANTONIO - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder purchased the 3,000 acre Blue Tattoo Ranch located outside of San Antonio in the summer of 2012. And now that the couple has ended their relationship they have decided to sell the sprawling ranch compl...
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Funny story: Southern States band together to deport Zimmerman to Alaska

Southern States band together to deport Zimmerman to Alaska

A coalition of Southern States led by Florida and Texas have convened a plenary and joint session of their legislatures to draft a bill banning George Zimmerman of domicile in any of the participating states. The same bill proposes to deport him as f...
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Funny story: Willie Nelson Purchases 10 Marijuana Shops in Denver

Willie Nelson Purchases 10 Marijuana Shops in Denver

AUSTIN - Country music icon Willie Nelson was recently interviewed by Cowbell Notes Music Magazine writer Chipper Caruso on his ranch located just outside of Austin, Texas. The 80-year-old country music artist said that he had just purchased 10 ma...
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"I Made Up Global Warming" Admits Gore

"I needed a new campaign hook and that bit about me inventing the Internet just wasn't going to fly so I just thought up that one," said Al Gore, Nobel Prize winner and former Vice-President.

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