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Blair 'knew Tessa Jowl was Ecclestone's daughter' row escalates

Funny story: Blair 'knew Tessa Jowl was Ecclestone's daughter' row escalates

London - (ReUterus & Sordid Ass Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster has been dealt a body blow by reports that he knew daftass F1 midget Bernie Eclestone fathered Culture Secretary Tessa Jowl. Secret documents obtained under the Freedom of Disnformatio...

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2012 Opening Games Ceremony to be held in Tessa Jowell's Back Garden

Funny story: 2012 Opening Games Ceremony to be held in Tessa Jowell's Back Garden

London - Olympics Minister Tessa Jowell today announced that the opening ceremony for the 2012 Games will 'not be in the stadium', but will, instead be held in her back garden in Cromwell Terrace, SE18. "We don't want to be copycats and do it like...

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Protesters win battle to throw out Tessa Jowell's crack den plans for Regent's Park

Funny story: Protesters win battle to throw out Tessa Jowell's crack den plans for Regent's Park

Regent's Park - (Ass Mess): Controversial plans initiated by former Culture Club secretary Tessa Jowl to install a crack dealing den complex in Regent's Park have been thrown out by Westminster Council.

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Good riddance to Tessa Jowl as cops vow to nail her spouse

Funny story: Good riddance to Tessa Jowl as cops vow to nail her spouse

London - (Ass Mess): Stripped of her Cabinet Ministery priviledge in today's reshuffle fetid old crone Tessa Jowl is apoplectic that police will now taregt her and her shyster lawyer husband David "Dark Satanic" Mills in the re-opened p...

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Sick House of Lords Humiliate Tessa Jowell

Funny story: Sick House of Lords Humiliate Tessa Jowell

TED NEWKUM-NOW Offence Editor - Why-oh-why has the evil mad-eyed Horse of Lords forced shaken Tessa Jowell to hang her head in shame on a video nasty? For doing the heinous crime of trying to get a Las Vegas-style supercasino built in Bernard Manning...

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Ex-KGB spook fingered the wrong President

Funny story: Ex-KGB spook fingered the wrong President

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Hapless ex-KGB colonel Alexander Litvinenko RIP may have been the subject of an elaborate wind up by Tessa Jowl's Department for Vultures, Mediocrity and Spots into thinking it was Russian President Vlad The Impaler Pu...

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Tessa Jowl's husband pleads 'stigmata' defence

Funny story: Tessa Jowl's husband pleads 'stigmata' defence

London - (Associated Mess): The estranged husband of UK Secretary of State for Vultures, Mediocrity and Spots Tessa Jowl is claiming an unusual religious defence in his Rome fraud trial where along with former Italian PM Silvia Berlusconi he is being...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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