Essex - (Ass Mess): The former England coach moved quickly today to distance himself from any connection to jailed child killer Jon Venables who is back in the slammer for unspecified parole infringements.
"Similar names," El-Tel commented, "so wh...
Terry Venables, the ex-Tottenham, Barcelona, Leeds and England manager, has been involved in emergency talks at White Hart Lane this morning with the Spurs chairman Daniel Levy, with a view to taking charge of the beleaguered north London club.
Newcastle United football club have this morning released a statement saying that ex-England manager Terry Venables will hold talks with owner Mike Ashley with a view to becoming the next Cockney Wanker to take charge at St James' Park.
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