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Funny story: Procol Harum Pledges Allegiance to ISIS

Procol Harum Pledges Allegiance to ISIS

Top terrorist chart-toppers, so-called Islamic State (ISIS) have been skipping the light fandango and turning cartwheels across the floor at the news that 1960s prog rock band Procol Harum has pledged allegiance to them. In England the news has be...
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Funny story: Asim Qureshi describes Satan as a "beautiful and polite human being"

Asim Qureshi describes Satan as a "beautiful and polite human being"

A member of the charity organisation CAGE by the name of Asim Qureshi has come to the defence of Satan and described him as a "beautiful and polite human being who we would be lucky to call a friend". The statement was issued by Mr Qureshi, shor...
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Funny story: Londoner Ham Id El-Weedi identified as notorious 'Jihadi John'

Londoner Ham Id El-Weedi identified as notorious 'Jihadi John'

London - Accomplished London Borough of Tooting crack dealer Ham Id El-Weedi has been identified as serial beheader Jihadi John. Described by notorious gangland mobsters the Kray Twins as 'mild mannered and kittenish' in comparison to Mrs Thatcher...
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Funny story: ISIS to produce "Glee" inspired web series

ISIS to produce "Glee" inspired web series

Mosul, Iraq-New video released by the Islamic State today details the next step in ISIS' battle for the hearts and minds of idiots throughout the middle east. Known for their slickly produced videos and their command and use of social media to ex...
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Funny story: Brit spooks in 'Point Break' presidential masks give evidence at Abid Naseer trial

Brit spooks in 'Point Break' presidential masks give evidence at Abid Naseer trial

New York - Looking a lot like Patrick Swayze in his Point Blank Ronald Reagan mask, tux and add-on AK47 a British MI5 officer has testified at the NYC trial of suspected terrorist Abid Naseer. His colleague from Cryptography went slightly off-pist...
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Funny story: ISIS Splinter Group Threatens Siamese Belgian Twin Nun Beheading If Olympic Host City Demands Not Met

ISIS Splinter Group Threatens Siamese Belgian Twin Nun Beheading If Olympic Host City Demands Not Met

A group once affiliated with ISIS has broken off and formed a splinter faction, claiming as their primary goal the "total, rapid modernization of the Levant", promising also an immediate, all out " blitz" of "humanist secularization" and complete and...
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Funny story: President Obama To Smite Terrorists And Bill O'Really With Golf Clubs

President Obama To Smite Terrorists And Bill O'Really With Golf Clubs

In response to mounting criticism both at home and abroad President Obama told White House staffers this morning that he fully intends to do a full Samuel L Jackson on terrorism 'in any shape or form, any place in the world' - including Faux News's B...
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Funny story: Juvenile terrorists attack Legoland!

Juvenile terrorists attack Legoland!

A group of juvenile terrorists have attacked Denmark's most popular tourist attraction apart from the mermaid, Legoland. They targeted the World Trade Center replica building made of multi-coloured plastic blocks, threw stones at the Eifel Tower and...
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Funny story: ISIS to Sue Boris Johnson over "Wankers" Jibe

ISIS to Sue Boris Johnson over "Wankers" Jibe

Boris Johnson has peered into the secret findings of MI5's best brains and concluded that ISIS members are porn-watching, sexually frustrated, psychologically maladjusted males. In a recent interview in the Sun according to the London mayor, they are...
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Funny story: Suicide Bomber Escapes From Paradise - Says It Sucks!

Suicide Bomber Escapes From Paradise - Says It Sucks!

Osama Bin Tuchas has escaped from Paradise and boy is he pissed off, claims Brigadier General Moishe Pipick a spokesman for Mossad. (Israeli's intelligence service) He stated: "Osama arrived in paradise expecting his promised pool full of hot Virg...
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Funny story: You Now Have Nowhere to Hide... "For your Own Good".

You Now Have Nowhere to Hide... "For your Own Good".

The man from Home Security, Klaus Offenbach, told us that "it is all for your own good". What was he referring to? And did any of us ask him or the totalitarian government masquerading as a multi-party 'democracy' that he serves for any help? He is r...
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Funny story: Best Torture for Terrorists - Nagging American Women!

Best Torture for Terrorists - Nagging American Women!

Terrorists treat their women like dogs. As a result, they have NO idea how viscous a nagging wife can be -especially a good old fashioned average "American Nagging Wife" (I don't include girlfriend nagging, just as viscious, because terrorists don't have girlfriends - that would imply courtship, and options for the women.) You put a suspected terrorist in a room for one hour with a nagging Amer...
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Funny story: Building a Snowman... the Road to Damnation

Building a Snowman... the Road to Damnation

When snow covered Tabuk Province near Saudi Arabia's border with Jordan for the third consecutive year Sheikh Mohammed Saleh al-Munajjid sprang immediately into action: "It is not permitted to make a statue out of snow, even by way of play and fun,"...
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Funny story: Government minister: 'better France than us'

Government minister: 'better France than us'

A high ranking government official has expressed his relief that last week's terrorist attacks took place in Paris rather than in London. The former cabinet minister, who wishes to remain anonymous, told this satirist, "I'm delighted that the terr...
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Funny story: Hell Posts Temporary "No Vacancy" Sign After Hebdo Killers Show Up Today

Hell Posts Temporary "No Vacancy" Sign After Hebdo Killers Show Up Today

HELL - The Devil is complaining that Hell is getting too full of Islamic terrorists who insist on killing innocent people that don't share their same worldview. He hung up a temporary "No Vacancy" sign outside the entrance after accepting the sou...
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Funny story: Al-Qaeda the Musical Bombs at Box Office

Al-Qaeda the Musical Bombs at Box Office

In an attempt to soften the image of the infamous terror group Al-Qaeda, the group referred to as The Musical Jihadists wish to prove to the world at large that they really are lovers of the arts and theatre and not the homicidal maniacs that everyon...
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Funny story: Islamic Terrorists Shot In Paris Arrive In Jihadist Heaven

Islamic Terrorists Shot In Paris Arrive In Jihadist Heaven

The three Islamic assassins who killed French citizens at Charlie Hebdo and a Jewish delicatessen arrive at the destination they had given their lives for, the Jihadist heaven promised them. An angel greets them as they arrive. "Welcome gentlemen. I hope your journey was peaceful." "Hardly!" stated Said Kouachi sarcastically. "We got our shit shot to pieces." "You can say that again." Sai...
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Funny story: 'Bum rap' defence will never be tried as Abu Anus al-Libi drops dead from 'complications'

'Bum rap' defence will never be tried as Abu Anus al-Libi drops dead from 'complications'

New York - Alleged Al Qaeda embassy bombings specialist Abu Anus al-Libi has kicked the bucket just daze before standing trial on terror charges. FBI sources said he'd been caught in a classic sting after special agents secreted a cell phone 'ins...
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News Media Will Only Report on Women Not Raped by Cosby

There are now so many Bill Cosby rape accusers that a new one is no longer news; what is news is a woman he hasn't drugged or raped.
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