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Funny story: Cowards lose

Cowards lose

In the small hours, the battle cries of two stray large tomcats made sleep for the inhabitants really impossible. The cries were not regular meows; they were accompanied by accentuated words and expressions very similar to man's everyday conversation and, consequently, interpretable. Whether the fight was territorial dispute or sexual claims, could not be determined. Since the fighting had beco...
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Funny story: Obama Visits Existentially Threatened Kenya, Says It Needs To Focus Exclusively On Gay Rights

Obama Visits Existentially Threatened Kenya, Says It Needs To Focus Exclusively On Gay Rights

Nairobi, Kenya - Stopping in his ancestral home on his tour of Africa, Obama chided Kenya's President for not focusing his energies first and foremost on chiding and deriding his own people for not embracing homosexuality. "To be sure, Kenya does...
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Funny story: David Cameron Declares War On Seagullic State

David Cameron Declares War On Seagullic State

Following a spate of vicious attacks on innocent members of the public by Seagullist extremists, our Prime Minister announced he plans to tackle this growing problem. Speaking in Birmingham earlier today, and wearing a protective shower cap, David...
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Funny story: Terrorists Attack The Spoof

Terrorists Attack The Spoof

With nothing left to lose, a rag-tag team of Middle Eastern Terrorists hijacked Rupert Murdoch's Lear Jet, beheaded the pilot, and took the tabloid mogul hostage - according to an NSA official who planned the mission. Speaking on the condition of ano...
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Funny story: Air Force One Hijacked!

Air Force One Hijacked!

Top officials at the United States Department of Homeland Security have declared a national state of emergency due to the hijacking of Air Force One, the presidential airliner. In a brazen act of terror the Boeing VC-25 was commandeered by the rad...
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Funny story: Brave Holiday Makers Defy Terrorists by Continuing to Sip Cocktails by the Pool.

Brave Holiday Makers Defy Terrorists by Continuing to Sip Cocktails by the Pool.

In the global War Against Terrorism, there are one group of combatants that refuse to give in to the Islamic Extremists who threaten to destroy their way of life: The British Holiday Maker. With the latest tragedy in Tunisia, where 18 British sun...
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Funny story: Obama orders military to battle global warming

Obama orders military to battle global warming

Top pentagon officials were quick to react in the wake of President Obama's recent proclamation to graduates of a military academy that "climate change" is a top "threat to "global security" and that military leaders who don't take appropriate action...
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Funny story: A few rotten apples threaten to spoil the world's food supply

A few rotten apples threaten to spoil the world's food supply

Beaverview, Washington -- Al Qaeda is turning the wholesome apple into a Weapon of Mass Destruction. Using the ice machine from a hijacked Malaysian airliner and a hotwired PlayStation, the terror group has created a generically modified apple th...
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Funny story: Procol Harum Pledges Allegiance to ISIS

Procol Harum Pledges Allegiance to ISIS

Top terrorist chart-toppers, so-called Islamic State (ISIS) have been skipping the light fandango and turning cartwheels across the floor at the news that 1960s prog rock band Procol Harum has pledged allegiance to them. In England the news has be...
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Funny story: Asim Qureshi describes Satan as a "beautiful and polite human being"

Asim Qureshi describes Satan as a "beautiful and polite human being"

A member of the charity organisation CAGE by the name of Asim Qureshi has come to the defence of Satan and described him as a "beautiful and polite human being who we would be lucky to call a friend". The statement was issued by Mr Qureshi, shor...
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Funny story: Londoner Ham Id El-Weedi identified as notorious 'Jihadi John'

Londoner Ham Id El-Weedi identified as notorious 'Jihadi John'

London - Accomplished London Borough of Tooting crack dealer Ham Id El-Weedi has been identified as serial beheader Jihadi John. Described by notorious gangland mobsters the Kray Twins as 'mild mannered and kittenish' in comparison to Mrs Thatcher...
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Funny story: ISIS to produce "Glee" inspired web series

ISIS to produce "Glee" inspired web series

Mosul, Iraq-New video released by the Islamic State today details the next step in ISIS' battle for the hearts and minds of idiots throughout the middle east. Known for their slickly produced videos and their command and use of social media to ex...
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Funny story: Brit spooks in 'Point Break' presidential masks give evidence at Abid Naseer trial

Brit spooks in 'Point Break' presidential masks give evidence at Abid Naseer trial

New York - Looking a lot like Patrick Swayze in his Point Blank Ronald Reagan mask, tux and add-on AK47 a British MI5 officer has testified at the NYC trial of suspected terrorist Abid Naseer. His colleague from Cryptography went slightly off-pist...
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Funny story: ISIS Splinter Group Threatens Siamese Belgian Twin Nun Beheading If Olympic Host City Demands Not Met

ISIS Splinter Group Threatens Siamese Belgian Twin Nun Beheading If Olympic Host City Demands Not Met

A group once affiliated with ISIS has broken off and formed a splinter faction, claiming as their primary goal the "total, rapid modernization of the Levant", promising also an immediate, all out " blitz" of "humanist secularization" and complete and...
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Funny story: President Obama To Smite Terrorists And Bill O'Really With Golf Clubs

President Obama To Smite Terrorists And Bill O'Really With Golf Clubs

In response to mounting criticism both at home and abroad President Obama told White House staffers this morning that he fully intends to do a full Samuel L Jackson on terrorism 'in any shape or form, any place in the world' - including Faux News's B...
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Funny story: Juvenile terrorists attack Legoland!

Juvenile terrorists attack Legoland!

A group of juvenile terrorists have attacked Denmark's most popular tourist attraction apart from the mermaid, Legoland. They targeted the World Trade Center replica building made of multi-coloured plastic blocks, threw stones at the Eifel Tower and...
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Funny story: ISIS to Sue Boris Johnson over "Wankers" Jibe

ISIS to Sue Boris Johnson over "Wankers" Jibe

Boris Johnson has peered into the secret findings of MI5's best brains and concluded that ISIS members are porn-watching, sexually frustrated, psychologically maladjusted males. In a recent interview in the Sun according to the London mayor, they are...
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Funny story: Suicide Bomber Escapes From Paradise - Says It Sucks!

Suicide Bomber Escapes From Paradise - Says It Sucks!

Osama Bin Tuchas has escaped from Paradise and boy is he pissed off, claims Brigadier General Moishe Pipick a spokesman for Mossad. (Israeli's intelligence service) He stated: "Osama arrived in paradise expecting his promised pool full of hot Virg...
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