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Funny story: Senator Rand Paul Quarantined After Contracting Ebola

Senator Rand Paul Quarantined After Contracting Ebola

BOWLING GREEN, KY-Libertarian firebrand Rand Paul has apparently contracted Ebola from a virus that was carried all the way to Bowling Green, Kentucky, via La Nina, from Liberia. Paul contracted the deadly virus only days after telling Concord N...
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Funny story: Terrorism. Who's Next? Ask the Bookies!

Terrorism. Who's Next? Ask the Bookies!

Following the murder of a soldier in Ottawa by a crazed 'Muslim' convert Michael Zehaf-Bibeau, bookies in the UK are offering odds as to what country will be next. The assailant claimed apparently that he had been "chased by the devil" leading to speculation of how he got the idea and where exactly it came from. And did the devil speak with an hypnotic American or British accent? Whether wired to...
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Funny story: New Terrorist Group "SHAZAAM" Says ISIS is for Punks!

New Terrorist Group "SHAZAAM" Says ISIS is for Punks!

An even more violent and ruthless terrorist group "Shazaam" released a video today calling ISIS members "Punks" and "Pussy Boys". The twenty minute video showed the groups leader, tearing off the head of a captured ISIS fighter and then eating s...
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Funny story: Arabic man gets through airport security without any hassle

Arabic man gets through airport security without any hassle

When Abdullah Al-Bariq passed through security at Detroit Metro Airport last weekend without being questioned, detained, or extensively-searched, he was delighted, yet very surprised. "Usually I get to the airport at least 12 hours ahead of time,...
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Funny story: Wal-Mart Workers Must Pay Higher Taxes For War

Wal-Mart Workers Must Pay Higher Taxes For War

Senate and Congressional candidates held a joint news conference today where they warned that ISIS and other terrorists would soon cross the border with Mexico. "We'll all be murdered in our beds, " said Republican candidate for the N.H. senate seat...
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Funny story: Brit used car bomb-trading scam to bankroll terror

Brit used car bomb-trading scam to bankroll terror

London - Police have named an Anglo-Pakistani national wanted for an alleged $1.70bn fraud linked to doshing up suspect Middle Eastern terror gangs. Kamel Drum a-Deiri is wanted for questioning about a worldwide used car bomb-trading scam uncover...
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Funny story: U.S. Should Bomb Isis Coming Into Tx. From Mexico

U.S. Should Bomb Isis Coming Into Tx. From Mexico

Polls just out indicate that a large majority of Americans 1) support air strikes on Isis; 2) A majority thinks that President Obama has not been "tough enough" on Isis, during a time that he is widely expanding the war; -- 3) A large majority opp...
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Funny story: Obummer: fighting words for ISIS

Obummer: fighting words for ISIS

EURO -- Away on yet another taxpayer-funded trip, President Barack Obummer has taken a stronger stance than he has to date concerning the terrorist army ISIS that is committing atrocities at will throughout the Middle East and that recently beheaded...
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Funny story: English plan to fight Jihadists with stiff upper-lip and tea-pins

English plan to fight Jihadists with stiff upper-lip and tea-pins

The British Government announced that it will not be forced into a "knee jerk" reaction by the provocations of the Jihadist terrorists who are currently sweeping through Iraq and Syria. "There will be no boots on the ground or in the air", said Eton-...
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Funny story: Al Qaeda Roiled By ISIS Envy

Al Qaeda Roiled By ISIS Envy

According to the Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI), the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIS) has recently surpassed Al Qaeda in social media exposure for their gruesome beheadings and executions. Even terrorist groups pay attention...
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Funny story: Obummer "bummed" on ISIS, but gung-ho on golf

Obummer "bummed" on ISIS, but gung-ho on golf

WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC -- President Barack Obummer admits he's "bummed on ISIS." "When I tucked my executive tail between my presidential legs and high-tailed it out of Iraq, leaving that nation to the mercy of the merciless terrorists American me...
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Funny story: Come what May! British "Jihadis" Facing Terrorising Threats From Home Secretary

Come what May! British "Jihadis" Facing Terrorising Threats From Home Secretary

In a bold move designed to put the fear of Allah into any self respecting British Jihadist, notably those who have given up looking for worthwhile employment above minimum wage, Home Secretary Theresa 'don't call me Maggie'' May is planning to bring...
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Funny story: This Week's Top 20 Movies

This Week's Top 20 Movies

This Weeks Top 20 Hollywood Movies. 1. It's Okay to Murder Dark People. 2. Killing the Innocent is Fun. 3. How to Kill a Thousand People Before You Get The Bad Guy. 4. Teenage Terrorist Nympho on Speed. 5. Terror And Sex Part 12. 6. Terror Stalks The White House at Night. 7. A Blonde Swedish Terrorist with Big Tits in New York... at Night. 8. The Tibetan Monk Terrorist. 9. War on Terriers...
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Funny story: Terrorist Tornado Causes Injuries at St. Louis Airport

Terrorist Tornado Causes Injuries at St. Louis Airport

The Terrorist Services Organization (TSA) closed down the St. Louis Lambert Field after a suicide tornado struck the field today. Although no specific terrorist group took immediate responsibility for the attack, managers at the TSA acknowledged t...
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Funny story: Little Miss Muffet Joins Islamic State

Little Miss Muffet Joins Islamic State

MOSUL- The fabled story book character, Little Miss Muffet, has joined the notorious Islamic State. In a video published on Al Jazeera, Miss Muffet, dressed in a suicide vest and bearing an AK-47, pledged to bring "glory to the Caliph" and "wipe o...
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Funny story: Barrenness Warsi sacked from Foreign Orifice job

Barrenness Warsi sacked from Foreign Orifice job

London, UK - Sadass wannabe Sayeeda Warsi is out on her fat arse tonight following a spat about terrists and Trojan Horse stuff. The jumped up nobody from Solihull has been given the Order of the Boot after publicly self-destructing her reputation...
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Funny story: Relief as plane lands safely - Mostly due to the efforts of the "Carry On Jihad" team

Relief as plane lands safely - Mostly due to the efforts of the "Carry On Jihad" team

There was huge relief last night when it was revealed that a plane had landed safely despite FIVE seperate plots to bring it down. Flight MH 666 touched down safely in Dubai against incredible odds, and only because of some of the most inept attempts...
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Funny story: Hamas to change name of their organisation

Hamas to change name of their organisation

Following a meeting with the lovely humane representatives of the "Iraq Suddenly It's Summer"(ISIS) campaign at a 6-star hotel in Qatar, Hamas, the internationally renown tunnel manufacturers have agreed to change their name in time for the 2014 Iran...
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Queen of Sheba Susan Rice Demands Hagel's Head

"QueenSheba" Rice had a hissy fit over SecDef Hagel's failure to mouth the Regime's spin on foreign threats. She issued a beheading decree,only deflected by Court Jester "Loony Joe" Biden's ravings.
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