In a strange turnarond of affairs, the firebrand and radical Muslim cleric, Abu Qatada, has now said that he will happily be sent to Jordan by the British Government.
Mr Qatada, whose name in English means "murdering bastard", was on remand in jai...
Nigerian Amur Farouk the so called "Underpants bomber" has pleaded guilty after being accused of being very combustible on a flight from Amsterdam to Detroit.
"I had very explosive underpants on because at Schiphol Airport I had plenty of baked b...
A spider triggered an evacuation of Manchester Airport today when it was mistaken for a terror attack.
It was not a massive mutated beast crushing planes under one of it's eight feet. It wasn't even a venomous spider. Or hairy. It was an ordinary...
Al-Qaeda, the group responsible for clogging up the internet with grainy videos of bearded men in dresses waving AK-47's about the place, whilst chanting and calling for the West to be brought to it's knees, has finally announced a replacement for Os...
Al Qaeda promised revenge after Bin Laden's execution and the first wave of attacks on European soil has hit Germany in the form of a cucumber!
The cucumbers were produced in Spain by immigrant women from Islamic countries, it was easy to spot the...
The Department of Homeland Security is revising the color coded threat warnings that they have been using for a few years to monitor terrorist warning levels. People will no longer have to worry about whether green or orange is worse than blue or red...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, was quietly recovering at his Hampshire home this morning after enduring a horrific 5 hour kidnap ordeal at London Waterloo railway station yesterday afternoon.
"I was terrified," the pork pie hat enthusiast declared...
It has been announced that no fruitcakes will be allowed on International flights from now on.
Does this mean the end to air travel as a mode of transportation currently enjoyed by Spoof Writers, Richard Simmons,Clay Aiken and the rest of the gay...
Opinion: THE mainstream media today chose to focus on the massive threat the UK faced from Cyber-terrorists, instead of an impressive cornerstone of government policy that will slash the threat from real world terrorism and strengthen government coff...
Department Of Homeland (Illusion Of) Security officials have told Texas authorities to watch for a members of Somalia based terrorist group who may be coming to Texas through the completely unsecured border with Mexico.
The Government issued the a...
We decided that, as we had nothing better to do on a slow Saturday afternoon, we would investigate exactly what an elevated terror threat level meant to the man on the street.
Or woman on the street.
As our reporters hit the streets, general fe...
The UK's press pandering to the US and talking about ridiculous terror threat levels' levels today went up to 'a bit higher', so that children's television programmes like CNN and ABC could get all their viewers hiding behind their chairs when the ne...
Percey Livingstones, know as the 'man with the world's largest scrotum', whose birth defect created a furor at the airport on Feb. 28 of this year when he was fined for 'overweight carry on baggage', came a cropper once again.
Due to the hyper m...
President Barack Obama today urged better use of EU resources, saying that the USA is a greater threat to Europe than al-Qaeda. Speaking at a NATO meeting, he said the US wanted a weaker Europe. However, NATO's general secretary asked:
'Is it like...
The United States has taken North Korea off its highly touted Terror Tally, claiming that the insular, rude, proto-nuclear country and its fanatical leader have long been misunderstood.
This change coincidentally follows Kim Jong-il's $800 billi...
Greater Manchester Police arrested three men in Lancashire today, when they discovered that the trio wanted to kill ex-PM Tony Blair and present incumbent Gordon Brown.
Two of the arrests were made at Manchester Airport and the other in Accrington...
Gillian Gibbons, the English teacher who gave a Teddy Bear the same name as the sacred prophet of Islam, Mohammed, has told how she accepted her guilty verdict and considered her punishment as 'pathetic&#...
A British Muslim has spoken of what he calls the 'Moslemisation' of one of the greatest countries on Earth, the USA, after he was stopped and made to remove his shoes at an a...