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American Airlines "Terrorist" Code Cracked

An American Airline flight was delayed for more than two hours after a passenger identified a terrorist on board sending cryptic messages written in Arabic. Our roving reporter bribed authorities and managed to get a copy of his message. This...

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Terrorists Attack Dog Show

Funny story: Terrorists Attack Dog Show

It seems nothing is safe from terrorists these days as an unknown group fighting on behalf of mongrels called IDID meaning "Imbecile Doggy Idiots Die", have poisoned a prize winning Red Setter by feeding it with rotting red meat! IDID did not beh...

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Operation Blockhead instituted as latest medical marvel

Funny story: Operation Blockhead instituted as latest medical marvel

Thanks to the miracle of modern scientific medicine and the operating table, it is now possible to entirely reshape the contours of the human skull. The result is what is described medically as an operation to produce the calvarium clausus, or a s...

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ISIS Is Looking For A Few Screwed-Up Men......And Women

Funny story: ISIS Is Looking For A Few Screwed-Up Men......And Women

ISIS - The Answer To The Future You've Always Wanted! (This is the real ISIS, the one that kills anyone and anything it wants, not one of those wimpy organizations with that stupid Egyptian symbol of a guy with a jackals head, the image of which, by the way, is outlawed by our sect.) Are you f___ed up? REALLY f___ed up? Do you dream of a life like the heroic characters you play for 5 h...

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Stephen King Movie "Dr. Sleep" to Use "Twilight" Tricks

Funny story: Stephen King Movie "Dr. Sleep" to Use "Twilight" Tricks

A few years ago in the second Twilight movie series a director used several tricks, not trick photography, for some scenes that are going to be used in the next Stephen King movie, "Dr. Sleep". If you remember some of the expressions, you'll love...

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Soon Drones Will Be First Responders in Many Emergencies

Funny story: Soon Drones Will Be First Responders in Many Emergencies

The first thing that will happen after a terrorist bombing, tornado, earthquake, bank hold-up will soon be a drone. Plans now being drawn up by emergency responders like police, firemen, even soldiers will be a drone or team of drones to check out...

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A Nuclear Reactor In Your Pocket?

Funny story: A Nuclear Reactor In Your Pocket?

The race is on to develop a new breed of nuclear reactors. The nuclear power industry, still reeling after the Fukishima Disater - which has spread radioactivity to the U.S.' West Coast and created glowing fish -wants to change it image. It's going...

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What's on Al Qaeda's List?

Funny story: What's on Al Qaeda's List?

Receipts discovered at terrorists' hideout reveal their purchases for the next stop and what they may be up to next. CIA and other top secret organizations have tried to keep the list quiet because it might make itself look bad with all the money we have spent to get it: 150 pair of long underwear made in Cambodia. 200 pairs of pants from L.L. Bean. 100 Pairs of boots from Russian winter c...

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Halloween fightback! - Pensioners encouraged to join in the fun!

Funny story: Halloween fightback! - Pensioners encouraged to join in the fun!

In a recent campaign by Help The Fogies, pensioners are being encouraged to fight back against the youngsters who traditionally terrorise them under the guise of a 'bit of fun'. Traditionally, in America, Trick or Treat is where children and menac...

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GOP pool party survives testicle eating fish scare

Funny story: GOP pool party survives testicle eating fish scare

With the recent success in shutting down the government, the "gang of thirty" tea party members who are currently steering the GOP decided to celebrate. They dispersed to the home of one of their benefactors with its three swimming pools and sund...

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White House Conversation About Unmanned Drone Strikes Leaked

Funny story: White House Conversation About Unmanned Drone Strikes Leaked

Washington DC: A Washington DC newspaper has obtained a recording of a White house meeting between President Obama and his National Security Advisor discussing the use of armed unmanned drone aircraft against terrorists. The paper published a transcript. President: What's the latest rationale for unmanned drone strikes? National Security Advisor: Drone strikes are to be used only against ove...

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Radical cleric Abu Qatada says he will go to Jordan

Funny story: Radical cleric Abu Qatada says he will go to Jordan

In a strange turnarond of affairs, the firebrand and radical Muslim cleric, Abu Qatada, has now said that he will happily be sent to Jordan by the British Government. Mr Qatada, whose name in English means "murdering bastard", was on remand in jai...

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Underpants bomber pleads guilty and admits; "it was the beans!"

Funny story: Underpants bomber pleads guilty and admits; "it was the beans!"

Nigerian Amur Farouk the so called "Underpants bomber" has pleaded guilty after being accused of being very combustible on a flight from Amsterdam to Detroit. "I had very explosive underpants on because at Schiphol Airport I had plenty of baked b...

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Spider sparks terror alert at Manchester Airport

Funny story: Spider sparks terror alert at Manchester Airport

A spider triggered an evacuation of Manchester Airport today when it was mistaken for a terror attack. It was not a massive mutated beast crushing planes under one of it's eight feet. It wasn't even a venomous spider. Or hairy. It was an ordinary...

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Al-Qaeda Name Replacement Leader For 'Murdered' Bin Laden

Funny story: Al-Qaeda Name Replacement Leader For 'Murdered' Bin Laden

Al-Qaeda, the group responsible for clogging up the internet with grainy videos of bearded men in dresses waving AK-47's about the place, whilst chanting and calling for the West to be brought to it's knees, has finally announced a replacement for Os...

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Al-Qaeda E-Coli cucumber attack on Europe!

Funny story: Al-Qaeda E-Coli cucumber attack on Europe!

Al Qaeda promised revenge after Bin Laden's execution and the first wave of attacks on European soil has hit Germany in the form of a cucumber! The cucumbers were produced in Spain by immigrant women from Islamic countries, it was easy to spot the...

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Department Of Homeland Security Revises Threat Warnings

Funny story: Department Of Homeland Security Revises Threat Warnings

The Department of Homeland Security is revising the color coded threat warnings that they have been using for a few years to monitor terrorist warning levels. People will no longer have to worry about whether green or orange is worse than blue or red...

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Local Man Held Hostage At Waterloo Station - Endures 5 Hour Ordeal

Funny story: Local Man Held Hostage At Waterloo Station - Endures 5 Hour Ordeal

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, was quietly recovering at his Hampshire home this morning after enduring a horrific 5 hour kidnap ordeal at London Waterloo railway station yesterday afternoon. "I was terrified," the pork pie hat enthusiast declared...

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