When Tom Brady hooks up with Chad Ochocinco's former television costar, sparks are bound to fly.
Whether the football flies may be another matter.
Reports out of sunny California where foul weather never makes for ill-matched tosses of the foot...
NEW YORK CITY - The habitual troublemaker and pathological whiner known as "T.O" (Terrell Owens) says that he wants to be given a third or fourth chance to show that he can still play and compete in the NFL.
Owens, who made over $66 million during...
DAVIE, Florida - Last month former NFL wide receiver Chad Ochocinco, in a span of 48 hours, headbutted his wife Evelyn, got released by the Miami Dolphins, lost his unaired reality show, and was hit with divorce papers.
Mr. 85, was found guilty of...
Chad Ochocinco: Hey Evie are you there honey biscuit?
Evelyn Lozada: Yeah I'm here, whatcha want fool?
Chad Ochocinco: Baby, don't call me a fool. You know it hurts my feelings sugar lips.
Evelyn Lozada: Don't you call me sugar lips you mean, hateful, head-butting chump.
Chad Ochocinco: I'm sorry about dat babe. I lost my temper a...
MIAMI - A spokesperson for the NFL Miami Dolphins, Clyde "Cleats" Cantabrini, has just stated that they have terminated wide receiver Chad Johnson, better known as Chad Ochocinco (#85).
Cantabrini spoke with Tango Brisket, a reporter with Sports T...
ALLEN, Texas - The football career of Terrell Owens has continued spiraling downward and it has just about hit rock bottom.
The 38-year-old who had joined the Indoor Football League's Allen Wranglers had been demoted from being a starter to playin...
LOS ANGELES - "Hell no! I won't go!" was how the unemployed and former NFL football player Terrell Owens first responded when an arena football team offered $400 a week with no vacation and two days of sick time.
The Arena Football League, widely...
BUFFALO - In a surprise move wide receiver Terrell Owens has won the Buffalo Bills starting quarterback job from Trent Edwards.
Owens told Coach Dick Jauron that he wanted to have a shot at becoming the starting quarterback. Trent Edwards the curr...
Dear Mr. Sports Sidekick: How come we have never heard of a National Basketball Association player taking steroids?
Bismarck, North Dakota
Dear Ryan: That is a very good question. I called up Dr. Ichabod Buckmaster who is perhaps the world's foremost authority on anabolic steriods, and who has actually written 17 books on the subject.
Dr. Buckmaster said that one thing...
DALLAS, TX - Although the start of the NFL season is still more than four months away, the Dallas Cowboys are doubtful that their outspoken star receiver Terrell Owens will be fit to play in the 2008 season.
PALO ALTO, Calif. -- Just days after its release, Electronic Arts has announced the recall of all EA SPORTS Madden NFL 07 videogame DVDs and cartridges for all platforms. The recall came after gamers grumbled that no matter what teams or players they...
IRVING, Texas -- Terrell Owens' hamstring injury, which kept him out of full practice for most of the preseason, was not, as previously thought, football related, Bryant Gumbel will report next Tuesday on HBO's "Real Sports."
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