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Funny story: Terrell Owens Wants To Be A New York Jet

Terrell Owens Wants To Be A New York Jet

NEW YORK CITY - The habitual troublemaker and pathological whiner known as "T.O" (Terrell Owens) says that he wants to be given a third or fourth chance to show that he can still play and compete in the NFL. Owens, who made over $66 million during...
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Funny story: Chad Ochocinco Escapes Going To Jail

Chad Ochocinco Escapes Going To Jail

DAVIE, Florida - Last month former NFL wide receiver Chad Ochocinco, in a span of 48 hours, headbutted his wife Evelyn, got released by the Miami Dolphins, lost his unaired reality show, and was hit with divorce papers. Mr. 85, was found guilty of...
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Funny story: Facebook: Chad Ochocinco and Evelyn Lozada

Facebook: Chad Ochocinco and Evelyn Lozada

FACEBOOK Chad Ochocinco: Hey Evie are you there honey biscuit? 9:03 a.m. Evelyn Lozada: Yeah I'm here, whatcha want fool? 9:06 a.m. Chad Ochocinco: Baby, don't call me a fool. You know it hurts my feelings sugar lips. 9:09 a.m. Evelyn Lozada: Don't you call me sugar lips you mean, hateful, head-butting chump. 9:13 a.m. Chad Ochocinco: I'm sorry about dat babe. I lost my temper a...
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Funny story: The Miami Dolphins Drop-Kick Chad Ochocinco

The Miami Dolphins Drop-Kick Chad Ochocinco

MIAMI - A spokesperson for the NFL Miami Dolphins, Clyde "Cleats" Cantabrini, has just stated that they have terminated wide receiver Chad Johnson, better known as Chad Ochocinco (#85). Cantabrini spoke with Tango Brisket, a reporter with Sports T...
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Funny story: The Once Great NFL Player Terrell Owens Released By The Allen Wranglers After Being Demoted To Driving The Team Bus

The Once Great NFL Player Terrell Owens Released By The Allen Wranglers After Being Demoted To Driving The Team Bus

ALLEN, Texas - The football career of Terrell Owens has continued spiraling downward and it has just about hit rock bottom. The 38-year-old who had joined the Indoor Football League's Allen Wranglers had been demoted from being a starter to playin...
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Funny story: NFL Wide Receiver Terrell Owens Rather Start A Clothing Line Than Play Arena Football

NFL Wide Receiver Terrell Owens Rather Start A Clothing Line Than Play Arena Football

LOS ANGELES - "Hell no! I won't go!" was how the unemployed and former NFL football player Terrell Owens first responded when an arena football team offered $400 a week with no vacation and two days of sick time. The Arena Football League, widely...
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Funny story: Terrell Owens Wins The Buffalo Bills Quarterback Position

Terrell Owens Wins The Buffalo Bills Quarterback Position

BUFFALO - In a surprise move wide receiver Terrell Owens has won the Buffalo Bills starting quarterback job from Trent Edwards. Owens told Coach Dick Jauron that he wanted to have a shot at becoming the starting quarterback. Trent Edwards the curr...
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Funny story: The Terrell Owens Saga

The Terrell Owens Saga

Dear Mr. Sports Sidekick: How come we have never heard of a National Basketball Association player taking steroids? Ryan Taliaferro Bismarck, North Dakota Dear Ryan: That is a very good question. I called up Dr. Ichabod Buckmaster who is perhaps the world's foremost authority on anabolic steriods, and who has actually written 17 books on the subject. Dr. Buckmaster said that one thing...
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Funny story: Terrell Owens Placed on Mentally Disabled List

Terrell Owens Placed on Mentally Disabled List

DALLAS, TX - Although the start of the NFL season is still more than four months away, the Dallas Cowboys are doubtful that their outspoken star receiver Terrell Owens will be fit to play in the 2008 season.
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Funny story: Madden NFL 07 Videogame Recalled; Terrell Owens to be Deleted

Madden NFL 07 Videogame Recalled; Terrell Owens to be Deleted

PALO ALTO, Calif. -- Just days after its release, Electronic Arts has announced the recall of all EA SPORTS Madden NFL 07 videogame DVDs and cartridges for all platforms. The recall came after gamers grumbled that no matter what teams or players they...
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Funny story: Terrell Owens' Injury Was "Not Football Related," says HBO's Bryant Gumbel

Terrell Owens' Injury Was "Not Football Related," says HBO's Bryant Gumbel

IRVING, Texas -- Terrell Owens' hamstring injury, which kept him out of full practice for most of the preseason, was not, as previously thought, football related, Bryant Gumbel will report next Tuesday on HBO's "Real Sports."
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