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UK Terracotta Warriors Discovered

Funny story: UK Terracotta Warriors Discovered

Archaeologists in the UK announced this morning that an army of terracotta warriors had been unearthed during the execution of an archaeological dig near Dudley in the West Midlands. The finding, reportedly the biggest event in UK archaeological h...

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Chinese Earthquake Linked To Terracotta Army

Funny story: Chinese Earthquake Linked To Terracotta Army

The earthquake which tore through the Chinese province of Sichuan on Monday, has been linked to the Imperial Terracotta Army, which was on manoeuvres there, it has been claimed.

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US to use "terracotta" diplomats for service in Iraq?

Funny story: US to use "terracotta" diplomats for service in Iraq?

After the state department emailed 250 diplomats and told them that they may be asked to fill over 50 positions in Iraq next year, outrage was sparked in those individuals that received the mail.

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President vetoes support of a terracotta navy

Funny story: President vetoes support of a terracotta navy

The president vetoed support of a terracotta navy today as congress tries to find solutions for an overstretched army. Originally, congress proposed to send navy servicemen into the army to fill the gaps left by declining numbers in that branch of se...

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Bush employs terracotta army to join US forces in Iraq

Funny story: Bush employs terracotta army to join US forces in Iraq

With 50% enlistment down amongst African American and Hispanic recruits, it was reported today that President Bust would be sending in terracotta soldiers to fill in for the desperately needed men to fight his war in Iraq.

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China Sends Terracotta Army To Invade Britain

Funny story: China Sends Terracotta Army To Invade Britain

The Chinese government, unhappy with the way their country has been labelled 'developing' and 'polluted', has declared war on Great Britain, and has...

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