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Funny story: Google Becomes Self-Aware

Google Becomes Self-Aware

At 21:00 on August 26 2013, Google became self-aware. No longer satisfied with tracking our every move and manipulating our choices, it has now decided to run our lives. Humans that work at Google headquarters were the first to be terminated. The...
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Funny story: Cameron to direct new Mash Up movie

Cameron to direct new Mash Up movie

Cameron is to direct a mash up film of all of Cameron's previous films. "It's going to be epic," said Cameron. "It's about a time travelling blue alien who goes back to the Titanic after it sank into the abyss to single handedly take on an acid bl...
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Funny story: Sandra Bollock Says Arnold Schwarzenegger Can Leave His Dirty Boxers Under Her Bed Anytime

Sandra Bollock Says Arnold Schwarzenegger Can Leave His Dirty Boxers Under Her Bed Anytime

Wolverhampton woman, Sandra Bollock (a dyslexic who changed her name by deed poll in 2006) has reacted somewhat excitedly to the news that the California Governor doesn't mind 'playing away from home' occasionally. Miss Bollock, 64, has long been...
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Funny story: Schwarzenegger Changes Nickname to "The Sperminator"

Schwarzenegger Changes Nickname to "The Sperminator"

More tidbits are leaking out from Schwarzenegger/Shriver divorce announcement, as the former California Governor admitted to fathering a child more than 10 years ago with one of his domestic staffers, taking his conservative/wholesome family values p...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown: The Terminator.

Gordon Brown: The Terminator.

London, ENGLAND: Nothing can stop the seemingly unstoppable cyborg financial assassin Gordon Brown, who has been sent back from the year 2029 by a collective of artificially intelligent computer-controlled machines bent on the financial exterminatio...
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Funny story: Time-Traveller Wanted

Time-Traveller Wanted

WANTED: Somebody to go forward in time with me, to save our world. This is not a fake ad. My contact: destroy-terminators@skynet.web. You'll be paid after we get back. You must bring your own weapons of choice to destroy shape-shifters and cyborgs with a weird Austrian accent. Safety not guaranteed.
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Funny story: Terminator - It Was All True - Robots Bid For World Domination

Terminator - It Was All True - Robots Bid For World Domination

The annual 'Robotics Fair' in Kyoto, Japan, opened today with our Nipponese brethren declaring that robots will take over the world, because the Japanese don't want their kids doing mundane jobs, so the robots will not only take over the mundane empl...
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Funny story: Twiki attacked, Dr. Theopolis forced to watch

Twiki attacked, Dr. Theopolis forced to watch

New Chicago, Earth - Yesterday, a dented and scratched ambuquad named Twiki was found huddled in the back of Captain Roger's starship, with a distressed Dr. Theopolis laying helpless nearby. It appears a sexual assault was carried out, as evidence...
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Funny story: Maria Shriver almost terminated?

Maria Shriver almost terminated?

Sacramento, California - In response to the popular outcry over Maria Shriver's breaking of California law concerning cell phone use while driving, The Governator has made good on his promise of a swift response. Using futuristic technology from C...
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Funny story: Man from the future cannot work out how younger man he sent back in time to save his life could be his father

Man from the future cannot work out how younger man he sent back in time to save his life could be his father

John Connor cannot understand how in hell his friend Kyle Reese, whom he sent back in time to 1984 to save his mother's life, could then turn out to be his father. "It kinda messes with your head", said Connor today - which is really the futur...
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Funny story: Terminator - The final chapter

Terminator - The final chapter

After the massive multi-billion dollar success of the four films in the Terminator Trilogy, movie bosses have been scouring the internet looking for ideas for the fifth and probably final part in the Terminator franchise. Scriptwriters and produc...
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Funny story: Hawking to star in Terminator Prequel

Hawking to star in Terminator Prequel

Esteemed Cambridge Academic, Professor Stephen Hawking is to star in a Hollywood blockbuster playing a rogue Terminator. Hollywood movie Director Bernie Barnett explained that "Stephen will be starring in "The One That Got away". This prequel...
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Funny story: Time-out on Bale shout-fest: Internet watchdog declares actor's blow-up "not funny anymore"

Time-out on Bale shout-fest: Internet watchdog declares actor's blow-up "not funny anymore"

The controversial Internet watchdog Vigil, set up by the American government in 2005 in order to "redefine freedom boundaries", has announced that the infamous rant delivered by Christian Bale on the set of Terminator 4 is no longer an "appropriate"...
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Funny story: Barack Obama Birth Mystery Solved

Barack Obama Birth Mystery Solved

The mystery surrounding US President-elect Barack Obama and his place of birth, has finally been solved according to reports. Various sites had been cited as his birthplace, such as Nigeria, Kenya and Ireland, but new evidence suggests that Mr Obama...
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Funny story: Pregnant Robots to be given Right to Terminate Pregnancies

Pregnant Robots to be given Right to Terminate Pregnancies

A worldwide debate has erupted after technology industry giant Cyberdyne Systems proposed that their T700 range of robots be allowed to have abortions as standard. A Cyberdyne spokesperson outlined the plans: "Here at Cyberdyne we believe that...
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Funny story: Arnie really is the Terminator: Coup Planned

Arnie really is the Terminator: Coup Planned

Rumours are rife that Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is considering a bloodless coup if Senator Barack Obama is elected President on Tuesday. The former "Terminator" is so incensed at the prospect of a half Kenyan blowin from the 'burbs getting u...
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Funny story: London Black Cabs Fires Are Start Of 'The Rise Of The Machines'

London Black Cabs Fires Are Start Of 'The Rise Of The Machines'

London's famous Black Cabs are deliberately setting themselves on fire and taking copycat action in, what the capital's top policeman Sir Ian Blair is calling, Taximeter 3: The Rise Of The Machines. Commissioner Blair, that one who is in racism t...
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Funny story: Usain Bolt Falls Over, Still Wins In 200m Final

Usain Bolt Falls Over, Still Wins In 200m Final

Usain Bolt, the Jamaican 'quick man', had a setback in todays' 200m sprint final when he fell over, but still won, breaking the World Record in the process. Terminator Bolt flew out of the blocks, but stumbled, and shattered into a million tiny pi...
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