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Funny story: The Portland Trailblazers Are Sitting On Top of The NBA With A 23-5 Record

The Portland Trailblazers Are Sitting On Top of The NBA With A 23-5 Record

PORTLAND, Oregon - The Moda Center, home of the league leading Portland Trailblazers has been quite a lively place lately. The Portland fans are some of the loudest in the entire NBA. Many visiting sportswriters say that they have to use earplu...
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Funny story: Local Businessman Lost His Yacht: He Simply Forgot Where He Put It

Local Businessman Lost His Yacht: He Simply Forgot Where He Put It

We often misplace things. Keys, wallets, even briefcases and laptops have gone missing simply by misplacing them temporarily. And this Louisville man, whose favorite gifts at Christmas is a bottle of Makers, or tequila. He misplaces things, too. A lo...
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Funny story: Bartender Asserts Local Tequila Drinker is Dyslexic

Bartender Asserts Local Tequila Drinker is Dyslexic

"She kept messing up the order!" stated local bar keep Jim Bean, "she'd suck it, slam it, then lick it. Then she'd try again. Slam it, suck it, lick it. Never in the right order!" When asked about the debacle, the cute patron replied "Does it rea...
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Funny story: Mexico To Open A Tequila Factory In East Los Angeles

Mexico To Open A Tequila Factory In East Los Angeles

EAST LOS ANGELES - Representatives of The General Pancho Villa Tequila Company of Cabo San Lucas, Mexico have met with U.S. representatives of The Left Coast Alcohol Alliance about importing tequila from Mexico. LCAA spokesperson Troy McTizzy, 32,...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says She Has No Idea How The Bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila Ended Up Underneath Her Rehab Clinic Bed

Lindsay Lohan Says She Has No Idea How The Bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila Ended Up Underneath Her Rehab Clinic Bed

LOS ANGELES - Reports coming out of The Henry & Betty Ford Clinic state that Lindsay Lohan is bored and she wants to be let out early due to the fact that she has been a model patient but mostly because she is a famous, nationally known movie sta...
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Funny story: Ashley Judd Depressed About The Indianapolis 500

Ashley Judd Depressed About The Indianapolis 500

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Ashley Judd flew down to Cabo San Lucas to get away from the Indianapolis 500 Memorial Day Classic. Judd who is in the process of getting divorced from three-time Indy 500 winner Dario Franchitti, 40, told a close friend t...
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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Seen Canoodling Under The Moon In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Seen Canoodling Under The Moon In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - One of the happiest couples in Tinsel Town recently jetted down to sunny old Mexico for some well-earned fun in the sun. The stars of The Vampire Diaries Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder were spied down at The Whole Enchila...
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Funny story: Rihanna Says Chris Brown Did Not Cut Her On Her Knee

Rihanna Says Chris Brown Did Not Cut Her On Her Knee

LONDON - Rihanna seems to love seeing herself and her name splashed all over the front pages of newspapers and magazines, and her latest incident will certainly not change a thing. The 24-year-old singer was celebrating her brand new line of bruis...
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Funny story: The U.S. Demands That Mexico Repay The $13.7 Million Loan

The U.S. Demands That Mexico Repay The $13.7 Million Loan

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has contacted President Nacho Winslow of Mexico and reminded him about a loan that the United States made to Mexico in 2002. President Obama was referring to a $13.7 million loan that was given to Mexico to help...
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Funny story: Mexico Has A Serious Illegal Alien Problem

Mexico Has A Serious Illegal Alien Problem

MEXICO CITY - The Republic of Mexico has just announced that they are having a very serious problem with illegal aliens entering their southern border from Guatemala, Honduras, El Salvador, and Nicaragua. Laguna Vendetta, a reporter with Mexico's...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Arrested (Again!)

Lindsay Lohan Arrested (Again!)

NEW YORK CITY - The human time bomb known as Lindsay Lohan keeps on furiously tick tocking and there appears to be nothing anyone can do about it. Lohan, who is considered one of the luckiest females in the history of the world, continues to push...
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Funny story: The Reason Lindsay Lohan and Her Mom Got Into A Big Fight

The Reason Lindsay Lohan and Her Mom Got Into A Big Fight

LONG ISLAND, New York - Lindsay Lohan is a perfect example of that old Cambodian saying "Like mother - like daughter." Lohan, who seems to stay on the front page, got in to a verbal altercation with her lookalike mom Dina Lohan, 49, just outside o...
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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Discloses The Location and The Reason For Her Very Intimate Tattoo

Kate Gosselin Discloses The Location and The Reason For Her Very Intimate Tattoo

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin has really had her ups and downs over the past few years but she says that she is a survivor and she truly believes that 2012 will be her year. Kate, 36, recently sat down with Taffeta Kixx of iRumors and had...
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Funny story: Charlie Sheen and Heidi Montag Caught In An "A-Ha Moment" On Catalina Island

Charlie Sheen and Heidi Montag Caught In An "A-Ha Moment" On Catalina Island

CATALINA ISLAND - Charlie Sheen recently said that he no longer misses his two former goddesses Natalie Kenly and Rachel Oberlin and that he has burned all of the clothes items, shoes, and padded bras that they both left behind. He says that he re...
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Funny story: The Story Behind The Legend of The Tequila Worm

The Story Behind The Legend of The Tequila Worm

OAXACA, Mexico - For 60 years hombre's (men) south of the border have been competing for the right to be the one to eat the Tequila gusano (worm) which is found at the bottom of a bottle of Mezcal Tequila. The worm comes from the larva found in th...
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Funny story: World's Largest Tequila Maker Signs Tila Tequila To Be Its Spokesperson

World's Largest Tequila Maker Signs Tila Tequila To Be Its Spokesperson

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - El Sombrero Grande Tequila Company, which is the largest producer of tequila in the world, has just announced that they have hired noted U.S. Tweeterer Tila Tequila to be its new company spokesperson. The 29-year old nativ...
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Funny story: U.S. Bars Told To Stop Serving Tequila

U.S. Bars Told To Stop Serving Tequila

ALBUQUERQUE - In a move that can only be categorized as unprecedented in nature, hundreds of American bars are no longer serving Tequila because of the swine flu fear. Humberto McDakota president of The United States Bars, Lounges, & Bistros B...
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Funny story: Mexicans patent the art of tequila diamonds

Mexicans patent the art of tequila diamonds

Tijuana - (Ass Mess): Scientists at Mexico's fabled Chupacabras University have patented the process by which the country's favorite daily tipple is transformed into precious stones. They discovered that heating the vapor from tequila blanco onto...
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