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Funny story:  Tennessee Votes To Restrict Clogging

Tennessee Votes To Restrict Clogging

NASHVILLE - Effective Wednesday, May 1, 2013, Tennessee cloggers will find a restriction placed on their beloved clogging. According to Cutter Shiloh, a reporter with American Spotlight Magazine, the Tennessee State Senate has passed a law that wi...
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Funny story:  Tennessee woman lives according to Bible for one year--and is pissed about it!

Tennessee woman lives according to Bible for one year--and is pissed about it!

DAYTON, Tennessee (ABSNN) - A female Dayton blogger, Rachel Held Evans, lived an entire year according to the rules laid out in the King James Version of the Bible. Among other biblical tenants she followed, she addressed her husband as "Master," an...
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Funny story:  Tennessee Republican Party to Governor (Possibly): Stop Appointing Homos, Foreigners, Smart People (We Think)

Tennessee Republican Party to Governor (Possibly): Stop Appointing Homos, Foreigners, Smart People (We Think)

In a mostly incoherent press release rife with misspellings and grammatical errors, Tennessee's Republican Governor Bill Haslam was roundly criticized by his own party's county chairmen for the governor's appointment of "a number of intelgent(sic) we...
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Funny story:  Wynonna Judd Gets Hitched In A Country-Fried Wedding

Wynonna Judd Gets Hitched In A Country-Fried Wedding

FRANKLIN, Tennessee - There were no fancy limos in the driveway, no expensive designer dresses to be admired, and no fancy-smelling fragrances imported from the most expensive perfume shops in Paris. But there were lots of "Howdies," "Evenin' Ma'a...
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Funny story:  Dolly Parton Finally Admits That She Did Indeed Have Breast Reduction Surgery But Only On One Breast

Dolly Parton Finally Admits That She Did Indeed Have Breast Reduction Surgery But Only On One Breast

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - Country music twin icon Dolly Parton performed before a sell-out crowd in Green Bay, who bravely braved the minus 17 degree weather to attend the concert at The Box of Snowballs Auditorium . Parton who one could clearly see...
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Funny story:  Tennessee Football Fans Savour Kiffin's Legacy: The Toilet Bowl!

Tennessee Football Fans Savour Kiffin's Legacy: The Toilet Bowl!

A dazed and confused student body from the University of Tennessee met at a late night wake on campus after the announcement that Football Ho Lane Kiffin had picked up and left town for the head coaching job at USC in the middle of the night, leavin...
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Funny story:  Tennessee Volunteers Search For New Head Football Coach, Boise State's Peterson First on List

Tennessee Volunteers Search For New Head Football Coach, Boise State's Peterson First on List

The abrupt departure of head football coach Lane Kiffin to USC has prompted the search for a replacement at the University of Tennessee. The Volunteers are scrambling to find someone else just one year after hiring Kiffin to replace Phil Fulmer.
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Funny story:  Elementary School Science Fair Winners Announced

Elementary School Science Fair Winners Announced

Helen Griggsby, 6th grade science teacher at the Robert E. Lee Elementary School here in Stonewall, Tennessee, announced the science fair winners for this year. Ms. Griggsby has been teaching science for 37 years and taught just about everybody in t...
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Funny story:  Tennessee Man Murders 6 After Losing His Entry Form In 'Redneck Games'

Tennessee Man Murders 6 After Losing His Entry Form In 'Redneck Games'

Nashville, TN - A 30 year-old Tennessee man has been arrested after going on a killing spree. The man, Jacob Shaffer, has confessed to killing 6 people who were, according to him, '...instrumental in a conspiracy of obstructing,' his entry into the '...
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Funny story:  North Korea Secretly Planning To Invade Tennessee

North Korea Secretly Planning To Invade Tennessee

CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee - The Tennessee Office of Tourism has intercepted an email sent to a Wi Poo Fung, owner of Wi Poo Fung's Cleaners in downtown Chattanooga, "We No Clean It Too Good - You No Pay, Okey Dokey Hokey Pokey?" The email states that...
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Funny story:  The Frigginest Fightin' Couple In Tennessee

The Frigginest Fightin' Couple In Tennessee

KNOXVILLE, Tennessee - Virgil Bob and Kitty Lou Pennypicker were arrested on charges of assaulting each other using Cheetos. The first officer on the scene Sheriff's Deputy Bubba Bob Buckover, Jr., said that when he walked into the trailer everyt...
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Funny story:  Michelle Obama Remark Only the Tip of the Iceberg?

Michelle Obama Remark Only the Tip of the Iceberg?

During February campaigning in Milwaukee for her huband Barack, Michelle Obama's somewhat cryptic remark, "For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of my country, because it feels like hope is making a comeback" has resurfaced in an anti-Obama Republican TV ad in Tennessee. Just what did she mean? Was there nothing to be proud about America before her husband started on t...
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Funny story:  GORE HEADING TO CHAD TO MEDIATE ELECTION RESULT DISPUTE

GORE HEADING TO CHAD TO MEDIATE ELECTION RESULT DISPUTE

NASHVILLE, Tennessee - At a press conference today, Al Gore, Jr.made the following statement:...
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Funny story:  Dolly Parton Turns 90 Years Old

Dolly Parton Turns 90 Years Old

Pigeon Poop, Tennessee - Dolly Parton today celebrated her 90th birthday. Most people in attendance were shocked to learn that Dolly was this old.
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Funny story:  Tennesseans could not see tragedy approaching

Tennesseans could not see tragedy approaching

Selmer, Tennessee (WTF News) - In a bizarre and sad twist of fate, a charity event called 'Cars for Kids' turned tragic over the weekend resulting in horrendous injuries.
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Funny story:  The Origins of Cannabis Dates Back to Early Mankind

The Origins of Cannabis Dates Back to Early Mankind

The findings of a 30-year study by the rural Tennessee think tank, Cobb Bros. & Co., show the origins of Cannabis consumption by the human race dates back to the earliest beginnings of our species.
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Funny story:  Woman offers first-born child for Gmail account

Woman offers first-born child for Gmail account

TENNESSEE - Nashville resident Vida Mae Bakerstrue posted yesterday on GmailSwap.com that she would trade her first-born child for a Gmail invitation.
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Funny story:  Tennessee's Fulmer Has #1 Recruiting Class

Tennessee's Fulmer Has #1 Recruiting Class

AP - Knoxville, TN -- There is great rejoicing throughout the barns and stables, and the coopers and blacksmiths shops of Tennessee today. The University of Tennessee has landed its best crop of football recruits in decades.
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SAN DIEGO, CA--Five years after hearing it for the first time, Danny Orsi still has no idea that the
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