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Funny story: State of Tennessee to open Cormac McCarthy Theme Park

State of Tennessee to open Cormac McCarthy Theme Park

Knoxville, Tennessee. An agent for the notoriously reclusive writer has claimed that Cormac McCarthy was "genuinely delighted and thrilled" at plans by State Officials to open a theme park in honor of his novels later this year. The venue will in...
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Funny story: American Grooms Exhausted!

American Grooms Exhausted!

GATLINBURG, TENNESSEE - The picturesque city of Gatlinburg, located in the Smoky Mountains, is the #3 wedding destination in the world. 42,000 weddings are held here per year, and according to local wedding business owners, there is a new problem ar...
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Funny story: Woman's Gas Problem Clears One Basketball Fan Section!

Woman's Gas Problem Clears One Basketball Fan Section!

Cleveland, Tn. A lady who must have filled up on burritos and beer cleared a whole section of basketball fans at the High Street Owls playoff game, Saturday night. Although it cannot be proven a Ms. Maggie Sweat was the first one to jump up and l...
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Funny story: Tennessee Votes To Make Twerking Illegal

Tennessee Votes To Make Twerking Illegal

FRANKFORT, Tennessee - The Tennessee Senate has just passed a bill that was carried by a vote of 32-1 that makes twerking illegal. State senator Florence Pennymaker [D-Memphis] stated that she's 34, and she is by no means a prude but having seen M...
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Funny story: A 91-Year-Old Chattanooga Woman Claims Anthony Weiner Is Sexting Her

A 91-Year-Old Chattanooga Woman Claims Anthony Weiner Is Sexting Her

CHATTANOOGA - Hattie Lulu Proctorpicker, 91, a lifelong resident of Chattanooga, Tennessee has just come forward and informed the news media that for the past four weeks she has been receiving sexually-explicit text messages from Anthony Weiner. M...
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Funny story: Holy Roller Mayor Fleeces small town

Holy Roller Mayor Fleeces small town

By now Americans could use a laugh about someone else's budget insanity, but mostly the world will laugh at small town America. This past Sunday the circus was not in town, no calliope or herty-gerty sounded, but the clowns where in session. Populati...
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Funny story: The Kansas City Chiefs Could Be Moving To Chattanooga

The Kansas City Chiefs Could Be Moving To Chattanooga

KANSAS CITY - Sports Balls Illustrated Daily is reporting that the word on the streets of Kansas City is that the NFL Chiefs could be moving. Rufus Reno with SBID said that he spoke with an inside source in the Chiefs organization and was told tha...
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Funny story: Tennessee Votes To Restrict Clogging

Tennessee Votes To Restrict Clogging

NASHVILLE - Effective Wednesday, May 1, 2013, Tennessee cloggers will find a restriction placed on their beloved clogging. According to Cutter Shiloh, a reporter with American Spotlight Magazine, the Tennessee State Senate has passed a law that wi...
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Funny story: Tennessee woman lives according to Bible for one year--and is pissed about it!

Tennessee woman lives according to Bible for one year--and is pissed about it!

DAYTON, Tennessee (ABSNN) - A female Dayton blogger, Rachel Held Evans, lived an entire year according to the rules laid out in the King James Version of the Bible. Among other biblical tenants she followed, she addressed her husband as "Master," an...
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Funny story: Tennessee Republican Party to Governor (Possibly): Stop Appointing Homos, Foreigners, Smart People (We Think)

Tennessee Republican Party to Governor (Possibly): Stop Appointing Homos, Foreigners, Smart People (We Think)

In a mostly incoherent press release rife with misspellings and grammatical errors, Tennessee's Republican Governor Bill Haslam was roundly criticized by his own party's county chairmen for the governor's appointment of "a number of intelgent(sic) we...
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Funny story: Wynonna Judd Gets Hitched In A Country-Fried Wedding

Wynonna Judd Gets Hitched In A Country-Fried Wedding

FRANKLIN, Tennessee - There were no fancy limos in the driveway, no expensive designer dresses to be admired, and no fancy-smelling fragrances imported from the most expensive perfume shops in Paris. But there were lots of "Howdies," "Evenin' Ma'a...
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Funny story: Dolly Parton Finally Admits That She Did Indeed Have Breast Reduction Surgery But Only On One Breast

Dolly Parton Finally Admits That She Did Indeed Have Breast Reduction Surgery But Only On One Breast

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - Country music twin icon Dolly Parton performed before a sell-out crowd in Green Bay, who bravely braved the minus 17 degree weather to attend the concert at The Box of Snowballs Auditorium . Parton who one could clearly see...
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Funny story: Tennessee Football Fans Savour Kiffin's Legacy: The Toilet Bowl!

Tennessee Football Fans Savour Kiffin's Legacy: The Toilet Bowl!

A dazed and confused student body from the University of Tennessee met at a late night wake on campus after the announcement that Football Ho Lane Kiffin had picked up and left town for the head coaching job at USC in the middle of the night, leavin...
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Funny story: Tennessee Volunteers Search For New Head Football Coach, Boise State's Peterson First on List

Tennessee Volunteers Search For New Head Football Coach, Boise State's Peterson First on List

The abrupt departure of head football coach Lane Kiffin to USC has prompted the search for a replacement at the University of Tennessee. The Volunteers are scrambling to find someone else just one year after hiring Kiffin to replace Phil Fulmer.
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Funny story: Elementary School Science Fair Winners Announced

Elementary School Science Fair Winners Announced

Helen Griggsby, 6th grade science teacher at the Robert E. Lee Elementary School here in Stonewall, Tennessee, announced the science fair winners for this year. Ms. Griggsby has been teaching science for 37 years and taught just about everybody in t...
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Funny story: Tennessee Man Murders 6 After Losing His Entry Form In 'Redneck Games'

Tennessee Man Murders 6 After Losing His Entry Form In 'Redneck Games'

Nashville, TN - A 30 year-old Tennessee man has been arrested after going on a killing spree. The man, Jacob Shaffer, has confessed to killing 6 people who were, according to him, '...instrumental in a conspiracy of obstructing,' his entry into the '...
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Funny story: North Korea Secretly Planning To Invade Tennessee

North Korea Secretly Planning To Invade Tennessee

CHATTANOOGA, Tennessee - The Tennessee Office of Tourism has intercepted an email sent to a Wi Poo Fung, owner of Wi Poo Fung's Cleaners in downtown Chattanooga, "We No Clean It Too Good - You No Pay, Okey Dokey Hokey Pokey?" The email states that...
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Funny story: The Frigginest Fightin' Couple In Tennessee

The Frigginest Fightin' Couple In Tennessee

KNOXVILLE, Tennessee - Virgil Bob and Kitty Lou Pennypicker were arrested on charges of assaulting each other using Cheetos. The first officer on the scene Sheriff's Deputy Bubba Bob Buckover, Jr., said that when he walked into the trailer everyt...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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