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Funny story: The Mysterious Jelly Is Back

The Mysterious Jelly Is Back

Cumbrians have been left with a mammoth clean up operation as The Mysterious Jelly returns, this time to the hills around Cumbria. "Two years ago," said lead scientist, Theo Rea, "we investigated the blobs that struck Scotland. At the time we had...
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Funny story: Royal Expert Telepathy Claims

Royal Expert Telepathy Claims

As the nation runs head-long into another round of vomit inducing sycophancy in the shape of the Royal Wedding, a legion of 'experts' emerge from the sewers beneath Fleet street to pontificate on the tedious ministrations of the royal entourage. Rather than relying on irrelevant details like 'facts', or actually 'knowing' the royal family, normally, said experts, are content to make stuff up and s...
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Funny story: Pentagon's 'synthetic telepathy' technology siphoned off from retro-engineered UFO

Pentagon's 'synthetic telepathy' technology siphoned off from retro-engineered UFO

Washington AC/DC - (X-Files Mess): Pentagon scientists have siphoned off synthetic telepathy technology from a retro-engineered mothercraft that was once stored in the top security Roswell hangar known as Area 51. The move marks a radical departur...
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Funny story: Diary of a Telepathic Sasquatch: written by a demon.

Diary of a Telepathic Sasquatch: written by a demon.

Day one - Dear Diary, Ahhhrrrrrrg.Lets get started. Start writing to me what I sense you because I do not know how to write. Although this is my diary, I will not be able to read it when you are done writing it either. That's right, I am illiterate, duh! You ever meet an ape that wasn't? I have never had a need for literacy til now, so although I appreciate your help with this, you'll have t...
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Funny story: Professor of Telepathy Stabbed at Santa Fe Thought Transference Conference

Professor of Telepathy Stabbed at Santa Fe Thought Transference Conference

Santa Fe, New Mexico - (Psychic Mess): "Maybe he should have seen it coming!" That was the Santa Fe's police chief's considered opinion after the world's self-appointed top authority on morphic resonance Professor Rupert Sheldra...
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Funny story: Telepathic Cats

Telepathic Cats

In a recent scientific study, researchers found that cats have the ability to communicate telepathically. The study, produced by Harvard Medical School, has brought on a lot of controversy.
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