Some ten weeks ago, Dr. Astro Blasta (Ph.D., C2H5OH) proposed that NASA build a giant spaceship to send all of our planet's telemarketers to a distant world whose inhabitants might actually welcome them.
President Barragh O'Bama encouraged Dr. B...
WASHINGTON, D.C. At a press conference yesterday,astronomer Dr. Stella Nightley (Ph.D, THC, LSD) announced that her team had discovered a new planet forty light-years from Earth. Thanks to the unprecedented power of the revolutionary new telescope a...
CLEVELAND, Ohio - In an interesting twist of events, a telemarketing group in Pakistan has just outsourced its phone telemarketing program to The Hello Telemarketing Agency which is based in Cleveland.
Pakistan's Yak Yak Telemarketing Agency, whic...
As you dash out of the shower soaking wet to pick up the phone, hoping it will be a phone call from your boyfriend, who you had been waiting for by the phone all day, is indeed another prince charming awaiting your presence, Mr Telemarketer. But at the same time he awaits every person living in your district.
"Hello," an Indian voice greets you, "I am from the Australian Telstra Company. I und...
Dead 'Lost Boy' actor Corey Haim's cell phone has been bombarded by unscrupulous telemarketers, who apparently unaware that the insomniac star is actually dead have been falling all over themselves trying to sell him all kinds of crap, which would ha...
An angry group of 30 telemarketers, selected to represent telemarketers from over 70 companies, met today with executives from the phone company over the recent trend of people using their pet's names instead of their own in the phone book. The telem...
United Kingdom Prime Minister Gordon Brown declared today that the biggest threats to humanity in the context of the modern world were not swine flu or Somali pirates but pesty telemarketers ringing people at inappropriate times.
Brown believes t...
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