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Heathen Teens Struggle to Find Appropriate Expressions of Shock and Dismay

Funny story: Heathen Teens Struggle to Find Appropriate Expressions of Shock and Dismay

Heathen teens, like seventeen-year-old Portia Johnson of Nashville, Tennessee, are increasingly struggling to find appropriate expressions of shock and dismay since the standard go-tos, like “Oh my God!” and even “Holy shit!” just don't align with th...

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Teenager Decides He Will Stop Procrastinating...Later

Marcus Travins, a 10th grade student at Wilmot High School in North Carolina, reportedly promised that he would stop procrastinating later this year. He explains "I have a problem with pushing important assignments aside and eventually doing them...

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Bob Dylan Secretly Longs For Teen Choice Award

Funny story: Bob Dylan Secretly Longs For Teen Choice Award

New York, NY - After being announced as the winner of the 2016 Nobel Peace Prize for groovy songs, sources close to legendary songwriter, Bob Dylan, say that all he really wants is a surfboard trophy from the Teen Choice Awards. "Mr. Dylan couldn'...

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Family of High School Senior Ready to Decide Her Future

The family of local high school senior Sophia Carmichael is bewildered by the stress and anxiety the young woman faces while trying to make a decision about her future. "I really just don't understand what all the trouble is," says Jenny Carmichae...

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Sony hack forces thousands of children outside over Christmas

Funny story: Sony hack forces thousands of children outside over Christmas

Thousands of Children were forced to play outside or entertain them selves with board games after the massive hack that left gamers unable to connect to the internet on Christmas day. The Hack resulted in gangs of feral children leaving their bedr...

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Teenage girl puts down smartphone, grabs book

A Chicago-area teenage girl, who, according to her parents, hasn't put down her smartphone in 4 years, recently put her device down and picked up a book. "I was shocked," said the girl's father, Neil Withers, about the seeing his daughter with a...

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Local Teen Wants More People To Not Get Him: Wants to be more mysterious

Funny story: Local Teen Wants More People To Not Get Him: Wants to be more mysterious

Cumberland, MN - A local teenager is frustrated that not more people don't get him and don't consider him a brooding deep-thinker who they find intriguingly mysterious. Austin Smithers, 17, who is a junior at Walter Mondale High School in Cumberl...

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Teen Nudity & Pornography - A Turn Off For Fashion Labels

Sex sells, conventional wisdom asserts, but, according to sales of fashion giant Aberzombie & Bitch, not so much. At least, not lately. Teens, it seems, have largely abandoned the clothing company known more for its nudity and pornographic...

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Almost 39 Million African-Americans Not Shot By Police Last Week

Funny story: Almost 39 Million African-Americans Not Shot By Police Last Week

Ferguson, MO - Last week a white police officer in Ferguson, MO, shot and killed Michael Brown, who was an 18 years old black male. The shooting has ignited demonstrations and riots in the city of Ferguson, as well as other locations across the U.S.

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US Spirit Wireless Announces It's Amazing Teen Promotion: 19,000 Minutes For 19 Cents

Funny story: US Spirit Wireless Announces It's Amazing Teen Promotion: 19,000 Minutes For 19 Cents

CUCAMONGA, California - A spokesperson for US Spirit Wireless has just announced an amazing promotion aimed at the nation's millions of teenage cell phone users. US Spirit Wireless, which is based in Cucamonga, California, will be implementing wha...

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US Government: Your Children are Terrorists

Funny story: US Government: Your Children are Terrorists

Washington DC (STT News) - White House Homeland InSecurity adviser for counterterrorism, Lisa Monaco, issued an official statement warning that parents should beware of, "... sudden personality changes in their children at home." She went on to add,...

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Library Van Carrying Porn to All in Buffort County

Funny story: Library Van Carrying Porn to All in Buffort County

After receiving several calls from irate customers, the head librarian told the library van driver to go right back and bring ALL their books back in or they were in serious trouble. Soon the police also arrived at the Buffort Library. Seems that...

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I Was a Teenage Google Executive

Funny story: I Was a Teenage Google Executive

They laughed when I spent my sophomore year in high school in front of my computer. "My square headed girlfriend!" They shunned me when I stayed late in the school computer lab wearing my thick glasses and pocket protector with pens in it. Girls snickered when I passed by in the hallway wearing my "flood style" too short pants. But now who's laughing? Sure, I still wear geeky clothes and...

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Old Britney, Ancient Madonna

Funny story: Old Britney, Ancient Madonna

Although they say Britney and Madonna are for older folks, most of today's youth say that although they admire Britney and even Madonna, they want nothing to do with their music. "They're out of it as far as my friends and I are concerned", stated...

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Disney Studios Latest Concept: Floozy Factor

Funny story: Disney Studios Latest Concept: Floozy Factor

The public has seen Disney churning out "Girls and Boys Next Door Gone Bad"types for years now. These stars like Aguilera, Spears, Timberlake, Lohan, Bieber, Cyrus, and Gomez, have been keeping celebrity hounds and the media frenzied year after year...

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Anti-Smoking Ad Campaign Gets Teen Drunk

Valvoline, MI - Various public health advertisement campaigns in recent years have depicted graphic ads showing real smokers and the physical pains that they suffer including tracheotomy valves and the like. Studies show that the advertisements have...

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Hollyweird's hottest: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Love Hewitt came to fame when she starred in the TV sitcom Partying with Five, in which she played Sarah Reeves Marin, a promiscuous teen tart. She also raised eyebrows (and male appendages) as Julie James in the 1997 motion picture I Know What My Breasts Did Last Summer. Her curvaceous body--she has an amazing rack!--made it clear that she had "grown" considerably, both as an actress and...

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Alabama Demands That Unmarried Teenage Girls Stop Getting Pregnant

Funny story: Alabama Demands That Unmarried Teenage Girls Stop Getting Pregnant

MONTGOMERY, Alabama - The governor of the state of Alabama, Robert J. Bentley has just issued an emergency governor's proclamation regarding the teenage pregnancy epidemic that seems to be running rampant in every state in the nation. The governor...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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