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Plastic Bag Pregnancy

Funny story: Plastic Bag Pregnancy

Plastic bag use has dropped in the UK after the 5p charge was brought in. Bag use has dropped by 6 billion causing environmental campaigners everywhere to celebrate by having polystyrene based bonfires. But a different side to the decrease of pla...

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Teenage pregnancy plummets as Facebumping hits an all time high

Funny story: Teenage pregnancy plummets as Facebumping hits an all time high

Tallahassee, FL- Mike Shoemaker, PR director for the Florida Department of Health, reported today that teen pregnancy had dropped nearly 50% and the rate of STDs have dropped nearly 70% over the last 15 months! The teens of Florida have turned...

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South Carolina girls impregnated by space alien!

Funny story: South Carolina girls impregnated by space alien!

CHARLESTON SC (ABSNN) -- Twenty-six teenagers who attended the Future House Wives of America (FHWoA) sleep over were the vicitims of an alien from the planet Marz and are now pregnant. So says Ginger Bread, SC State FHWoA Chairmain and the hostess o...

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Justin Beiber is expecting twins

Funny story: Justin Beiber is expecting twins

Despite claiming to never have had sex with anyone except his own right hand, it has been confirmed this morning that Canadian teen singer, Justin Beiber, is expecting twins. The news was released by family friend and gynaecologist, Dr Mona Little...

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First supermarket trolley for four kids rolled out across supermarkets

Funny story: First supermarket trolley for four kids rolled out across supermarkets

A BOOM in multiple births has led to the first shopping trolley with four seats. The number of mums having twins rose to 12,000 last year, prompting supermarkets to trial the quad - with extra seats immediately behind the first - in Sandhurst, Berks.

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UK's Youngest Parents Are 14 Year Old School Kids

Funny story: UK's Youngest Parents Are 14 Year Old School Kids

In a shock revelation, it has been revealed that two 14 year old schoolchildren have become the UK's youngest parents. The two children had unprotected sex when aged 13 years old. The new parents, Anne-Maree Spreadham and Kevin Numbnuts, are both...

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Maternity Ward Marriage Service

Funny story: Maternity Ward Marriage Service

After a successful trial in Tameside and Glossop health authority, the NHS is set to roll out Wedding Services in the maternity wards of its hospitals. "We have about fifty hospital chaplains," said Tameside and Glossop NHS director, Mark Emille.

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Tennessee To Lower Age Of Consent

Funny story: Tennessee To Lower Age Of Consent

The State Legislature of the State of Tennessee will vote today on whether or not to lower the age of consent. That age is currently 16, but lawmakers and lobbyists are attempting to lower it to the age of 12. Dylan "Bubba" Edwards, a member of t...

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Teen Pregnancy Video Shocker A Success

A graphic teen pregnancy video produced by an NHS trust and showing a young girl giving birth has been seen nearly 1.5 million times on the internet. The hard-hitting video was produced by Leicester City Teenage Pregnancy and Parenthood partnershi...

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British Teenie Humpers Hit The Mark 50% More than their Elders

Funny story: British Teenie Humpers Hit The Mark 50% More than their Elders

No one quite comprehends how it is that a 13 year old boy from Hackneye can fertilze his 15 year old squeeze and mature and well developed British males can't get their fertile and very feminine fully grown ladies with child. Puritan party lead...

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Hundreds of British Teenie Humpers Line Up for Paternity Testing

Funny story: Hundreds of British Teenie Humpers Line Up for Paternity Testing

Young Lady Chantelle of Eastbourne apparently united with a veritable kingdom of 13 year old British boyos. Why else would the line at the Paternity Testing Clinic of Eastbourne reach the 70 miles southeast to London. It seemed as if ever new teenage...

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Baby-face father Alfie: I vote Cameron

Funny story: Baby-face father Alfie: I vote Cameron

Pre-teen 'dad' Alfie Patten has stated he will vote Conservative in the election after next after next. The tabloid victim has announced David Cameron is the only man to heal "Brown's broken Britain." He explained in the 2013 election when he w...

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Hospital: Too many teenage pregnancies!

Funny story: Hospital: Too many teenage pregnancies!

A hospital in New Jersey says that they are "fed up with all the teenage pregnancies!" Kathy Hamilton , 28, a nurse at the NJ hospital says that "the number of teenage pregnancies we get is ridiculous! It's like looking at 100 Jamie Lynn's a day!"...

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Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant Again, Expecting Second Child Three Months After Birth of First

Funny story: Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant Again, Expecting Second Child Three Months After Birth of First

Teen mother and actress Jamie Lynn Spears is once again pregnant, just three months after the birth of her first baby. The 17 year old left her cable television series, and will apparently not be going back any time soon. When asked to verify her...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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