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Funny story: NRA Succeeds In Taking Over U.S. - Bans All Amendments Except Second

NRA Succeeds In Taking Over U.S. - Bans All Amendments Except Second

The NRA has at last accomplished their goal of taking over the government of what was once was the United States of America. Initiating a ploy that they were rebels against an unfair, repressive political entity, they succeeding in hiding their real...
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Funny story: Ted Nugent Apologizes For Calling President Obama A Subhuman Mongrel

Ted Nugent Apologizes For Calling President Obama A Subhuman Mongrel

DETROIT - Word coming out of the bankrupt city of Detroit is that Ted Nugent, has issued a statement in which he profoundly apologized to the president for making his ignorantly stupid remark. Music Moments Magazine's Calcutta Cotton further state...
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Funny story: White Male Shot Three Times for Playing Country Music Too Loud

White Male Shot Three Times for Playing Country Music Too Loud

NATCHEZ, MS-A white middle-aged man was shot three times at a Natchez Piggly Wiggly after another customer in the parking lot asked the man to turn down his radio, which was tuned to a Natchez country music channel. The man who shot him, an African...
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Funny story: Ted Nugent Says He Wants Sarah Palin To Run For President In 2016

Ted Nugent Says He Wants Sarah Palin To Run For President In 2016

DETROIT - NRA advocate and rock musician Ted Nugent has just stated that he wants Sarah Palin to run for President in 2016. Nugent said that he likes Palin and has mentioned on dozens of occasions that he thinks she has the nicest looking legs of...
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Funny story: Ku Klux Klan Changes Mind About Ted Nugent

Ku Klux Klan Changes Mind About Ted Nugent

Waco Texas - The Grand Dragon of the local branch of the Ku Klux Klan announced at a press conference today that they have reluctantly decided not to offer an honorary membership to Ted Nugent. "Ted certainly has the right mindset to be one of...
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Funny story: Ted Nugent Threatens to Visit States That Haven't Yet Adopted Stand Your Ground Laws

Ted Nugent Threatens to Visit States That Haven't Yet Adopted Stand Your Ground Laws

Waving a bottle of Wild Turkey in one hand, a 9mm Glock pistol in the other, and wearing a T-shirt that reads, "Like Prayer, Gun Control Means Using Both Hands," the asshole-in-chief of the NRA threatened to visit any state that hasn't yet adopted St...
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Funny story: Ted Nugent Says He Owns 7,913 Guns

Ted Nugent Says He Owns 7,913 Guns

DETROIT - Ted Nugent finished performing a benefit concert at Detroit's Carburetor Coliseum when he spoke backstage with Sinclair Petaluma of Political Salad Bar Magazine. Nugent who is 64, is perhaps the most anti-gun control advocate in the nati...
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Funny story: Ted Neugent to tour Kindergartens

Ted Neugent to tour Kindergartens

Veteran rocker and mainstay of the NRA is to tour Kindergartens around the US in an effort to familiarize pre-schoolers with automatic weapons. "Kids need to know about heavy weapons." He told 'Imus in the Morning' "It is every American's birthri...
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Funny story: Nut Rocker Ted Nugent Finds A Hunting Buddy In Killer Cannibal Luka Magnotta

Nut Rocker Ted Nugent Finds A Hunting Buddy In Killer Cannibal Luka Magnotta

In a late news flash professional nutcase Ted Nugent, the flaming redneck of rock and gun fame, who was most recently in the news for 'suggesting' that Obama and his Cabinet be beheaded, has found himself a new hunting buddy. "That damn (expletive de...
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Funny story: Ted Nugent Arrested?!

Ted Nugent Arrested?!

During a secret service investigation of Nugent for his so called threat on the president's life, a diary allegedly written by the infamous rock start of the 80's was discovered and deemed proof of his intent to commit unlawful acts. According to...
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Funny story: Andre Breivik, Ted Nugent And Charlie Sheen Kick Off Their 'Three Maniacs' Tour

Andre Breivik, Ted Nugent And Charlie Sheen Kick Off Their 'Three Maniacs' Tour

Andre Breivik, the Norwegian extreme right wing mass murderer, Ted Nugent, the Detroit 'Motorcity Madman' (in so many ways more than the original intent) and Charlie Sheen, the 'Platoon Psycho', will be kicking of their 'Kick You In The Teeth' maniac...
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Funny story: Ted Nugent considered as GOP Vice Presidential candidate

Ted Nugent considered as GOP Vice Presidential candidate

New York, NY With the Romney campaign entering full Vice-Presidential Candidate search mode, our investigative reporting uncovered a document floating a surprising name as a potential candidate: Ted Nugent. After much snooping, we retrieved a...
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Funny story: Hit Moose Have It Out For Ted Nugent

Hit Moose Have It Out For Ted Nugent

Local Alaskan law enforcement agencies were shocked recently to learn of a plot by local moose to do in redneck rocker Ted Nugent during a concert here. The normally quiet, vegetarian moose have been in a tither since his concert posters were first p...
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Funny story: Ted Nugent Rides into Walmart on a Huge Duck

Ted Nugent Rides into Walmart on a Huge Duck

Rock star Ted Nugent surprized everyone in a local Michigan Walmart when he rode in on a gigantic duck just a few days ago. "Woooo-Haw!" yelled the musician. "This is sure one son of a bitchin big duck! Bet they don't do THIS in France!" Nugen...
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Funny story: Madman to Murder Mammals on the Mall

Madman to Murder Mammals on the Mall

Washington D.C. - On July 22, the "Motor City Madman" Ted Nugent will lead a contingent of Republican Senators and Congressmen and Vice President Dick Cheney on a bow hunting foray on the Washington Mall. Sponsored by the Bow Hunters of Nor...
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Funny story: Ted Nugent Vows To Hunt Down His Remaining Fans

Ted Nugent Vows To Hunt Down His Remaining Fans

Legendary guitar god, famed hunter, and certified lunatic,Ted Nugent has just signed on for yet another reality show with VH1.
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A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
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