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Texas Secessionists Emboldoned By Brexit Seek "Texit"

Funny story: Texas Secessionists Emboldoned By Brexit Seek "Texit"

Texans who want to secede from the US are now pointing to the historic Brexit vote to say their plan is plausible. Daniel Miller, president of the Texas Nationalist Movement was excited about the new enthusiasm for Texas to secede from the union.

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Trump Supporters Ponder Which Guns To Take To RNC

Funny story: Trump Supporters Ponder Which Guns To Take To RNC

Now that tens of thousands of gun enthusiasts have pressured the Republican National Convention to allow guns, the real question is which of their guns they should bring. Participants will be limited to no more than one rifle or two pistols each t...

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Surprise Late Entry into Republican Primary

DETROIT--On Wednesday morning, reporters gathered in the Motor City to hear legendary rocker Vincent Furnier--better known as Alice Cooper-- announce that he was vying to run for president under the Republican banner. Cooper added that, in an unusua...

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Fox News Sponsors "Take Back America Awards Show" Hosted by Dick Cheney

Funny story: Fox News Sponsors "Take Back America Awards Show" Hosted by Dick Cheney

NEW YORK - Fox News announced today it will be sponsoring and broadcasting a new entertainment awards show on Sunday, February 22. Dick Cheney is the host, Donald Trump is the show's producer and Ted Nugent is the musical guest. Fox bills the sho...

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Ted Nugent Opens' Kill Any Animal You Want with a Machine Gun' Amusement Park

Funny story: Ted Nugent Opens' Kill Any Animal You Want with a Machine Gun' Amusement Park

BUMMED OUT, Texas - The Motor City Moron, who's been popping off for a long time now with impunity, finally has some consequences for being such a loud-mouthed, arrogant, dangerous pig-of-an asshole - and he's been hit just where it hurts the most -...

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NRA Succeeds In Taking Over U.S. - Bans All Amendments Except Second

Funny story: NRA Succeeds In Taking Over U.S. - Bans All Amendments Except Second

The NRA has at last accomplished their goal of taking over the government of what was once was the United States of America. Initiating a ploy that they were rebels against an unfair, repressive political entity, they succeeding in hiding their real...

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Ted Nugent Apologizes For Calling President Obama A Subhuman Mongrel

Funny story: Ted Nugent Apologizes For Calling President Obama A Subhuman Mongrel

DETROIT - Word coming out of the bankrupt city of Detroit is that Ted Nugent, has issued a statement in which he profoundly apologized to the president for making his ignorantly stupid remark. Music Moments Magazine's Calcutta Cotton further state...

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White Male Shot Three Times for Playing Country Music Too Loud

Funny story: White Male Shot Three Times for Playing Country Music Too Loud

NATCHEZ, MS-A white middle-aged man was shot three times at a Natchez Piggly Wiggly after another customer in the parking lot asked the man to turn down his radio, which was tuned to a Natchez country music channel. The man who shot him, an African...

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Ted Nugent Says He Wants Sarah Palin To Run For President In 2016

Funny story: Ted Nugent Says He Wants Sarah Palin To Run For President In 2016

DETROIT - NRA advocate and rock musician Ted Nugent has just stated that he wants Sarah Palin to run for President in 2016. Nugent said that he likes Palin and has mentioned on dozens of occasions that he thinks she has the nicest looking legs of...

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Ku Klux Klan Changes Mind About Ted Nugent

Funny story: Ku Klux Klan Changes Mind About Ted Nugent

Waco Texas - The Grand Dragon of the local branch of the Ku Klux Klan announced at a press conference today that they have reluctantly decided not to offer an honorary membership to Ted Nugent. "Ted certainly has the right mindset to be one of...

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Ted Nugent Threatens to Visit States That Haven't Yet Adopted Stand Your Ground Laws

Funny story: Ted Nugent Threatens to Visit States That Haven't Yet Adopted Stand Your Ground Laws

Waving a bottle of Wild Turkey in one hand, a 9mm Glock pistol in the other, and wearing a T-shirt that reads, "Like Prayer, Gun Control Means Using Both Hands," the asshole-in-chief of the NRA threatened to visit any state that hasn't yet adopted St...

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Ted Nugent Says He Owns 7,913 Guns

Funny story: Ted Nugent Says He Owns 7,913 Guns

DETROIT - Ted Nugent finished performing a benefit concert at Detroit's Carburetor Coliseum when he spoke backstage with Sinclair Petaluma of Political Salad Bar Magazine. Nugent who is 64, is perhaps the most anti-gun control advocate in the nati...

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Ted Neugent to tour Kindergartens

Funny story: Ted Neugent to tour Kindergartens

Veteran rocker and mainstay of the NRA is to tour Kindergartens around the US in an effort to familiarize pre-schoolers with automatic weapons. "Kids need to know about heavy weapons." He told 'Imus in the Morning' "It is every American's birthri...

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Nut Rocker Ted Nugent Finds A Hunting Buddy In Killer Cannibal Luka Magnotta

Funny story: Nut Rocker Ted Nugent Finds A Hunting Buddy In Killer Cannibal Luka Magnotta

In a late news flash professional nutcase Ted Nugent, the flaming redneck of rock and gun fame, who was most recently in the news for 'suggesting' that Obama and his Cabinet be beheaded, has found himself a new hunting buddy. "That damn (expletive de...

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Ted Nugent Arrested?!

During a secret service investigation of Nugent for his so called threat on the president's life, a diary allegedly written by the infamous rock start of the 80's was discovered and deemed proof of his intent to commit unlawful acts. According to...

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Andre Breivik, Ted Nugent And Charlie Sheen Kick Off Their 'Three Maniacs' Tour

Funny story: Andre Breivik, Ted Nugent And Charlie Sheen Kick Off Their 'Three Maniacs' Tour

Andre Breivik, the Norwegian extreme right wing mass murderer, Ted Nugent, the Detroit 'Motorcity Madman' (in so many ways more than the original intent) and Charlie Sheen, the 'Platoon Psycho', will be kicking of their 'Kick You In The Teeth' maniac...

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Ted Nugent considered as GOP Vice Presidential candidate

Funny story: Ted Nugent considered as GOP Vice Presidential candidate

New York, NY With the Romney campaign entering full Vice-Presidential Candidate search mode, our investigative reporting uncovered a document floating a surprising name as a potential candidate: Ted Nugent. After much snooping, we retrieved a...

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Hit Moose Have It Out For Ted Nugent

Funny story: Hit Moose Have It Out For Ted Nugent

Local Alaskan law enforcement agencies were shocked recently to learn of a plot by local moose to do in redneck rocker Ted Nugent during a concert here. The normally quiet, vegetarian moose have been in a tither since his concert posters were first p...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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