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Shared Sacrifice Begorrah: Martha's Vineyard Prepares to Welcome 'Black Irish' First Family with Huge Reunion Fund Raiser!

Funny story: Shared Sacrifice Begorrah: Martha's Vineyard Prepares to Welcome 'Black Irish' First Family with Huge Reunion Fund Raiser!

President Barry O'Bama is said to be excited over Boston Irish plans to host a 'big homecoming' for their prodigal son as he returns to Martha's Vineyard for the third consecutive August 'family' vacation. The homecoming will even out do O'Bama's...

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Road Trip! On the Trail Following the Kennedy Mystique ; Drinking and Womanizing in New England!

Funny story: Road Trip! On the Trail Following the Kennedy Mystique ; Drinking and Womanizing in New England!

Armed with a meager allowance from The Spoof (The US Edition), stringer Wally Wordsmithe is on a 3 week road trip to retrace the famous steps of the infamous Kennedy Clan as he's off to New England to visit some of the Pubs made famous by the gin gu...

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Rhode Island Regional Airport Forced to Close After 'Patches' Kennedy Goes on Binge & Drinks all Deicer!

Funny story: Rhode Island Regional Airport Forced to Close After 'Patches' Kennedy Goes on Binge & Drinks all Deicer!

As if 18 " of snow wasn't enough to cause holiday havoc on the road in the northeast after a record snowfall over Christmas, the Rhode Island airport was forced to close even though plows had kept the runways clear after all the deicer went missing!...

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Edward M. Kennedy to Wed Mary Jo Kopechne

Funny story: Edward M. Kennedy to Wed Mary Jo Kopechne

Ottawa, Ontario - Mary Jo Kopechne, the daughter of Joseph Kopechne and Gwen Kopechne of Hull, Québec, is to be married Sunday to Edward M. Kennedy, the son of Rosemary E. Kennedy and Joseph P.Kennedy of Ottawa, Ontario. Dr.Norma Jean, a Universal Li...

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Devil Rejects Ted Kennedy's Soul

Funny story: Devil Rejects Ted Kennedy's Soul

HADES, HL - Lucifer held a press conference Tuesday afternoon to announce his decision regarding Ted Kennedy's application for residence. Mr. Kennedy applied for the permit to Hades after he was rejected at the Pearly Gates in 2009 after his death...

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Jedward Star, Edward Grimes, Survives Assassination Attempt

Funny story: Jedward Star, Edward Grimes, Survives Assassination Attempt

Jedward star and unlikely pop-idol, Edward Grimes, was rushed to hospital yesterday after collapsing on stage. The 18 year old performer, who was appearing with his twin-brother John, was seen to stumble and eventually collapse on stage, much to t...

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FBI releases Ted 'Lying of the Senate' Kennedy files

Funny story: FBI releases Ted 'Lying of the Senate' Kennedy files

Hyannis Port, Massachusetts - (Mary Jo Mess): 'A lying, cheating drunkard up to his ass in mobster money laundering and Vatican child sex scandal cover-ups' is the gist of newly released FBI files on Edward Kennedy. The Senator for Massachusetts'...

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Ted Kennedy Fathered Twins

Funny story: Ted Kennedy Fathered Twins

Teddy, of Chappaquiddick fame, has again amazed his fans and distracters. In 1973, while on a campaign trip to eastern Massachusetts, Teddy met Linda Mae Amherst Jones. Jones was a campaign assistant and granddaughter of a rumrunner under the employee of old man Joseph Kennedy. Apparently Joneses grandmother, who drove a prohibition era whiskey truck, had a tryst with old Joe resulting i...

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Weather Channel Deploys Jim Cantore to Cover Impending Cape Cod Tsunami Set to Swamp Obama & Dems!

Funny story: Weather Channel Deploys Jim Cantore to Cover Impending Cape Cod Tsunami Set to Swamp Obama & Dems!

Democrat Politicians have been bracing for a monumental voter storm as Hair Apparent Martha Coakley, the Kennedy' Anointed One' for his very large Senate Seat has been responsible for calling up monumental storm clouds for the future of Obamamania.

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Martha Coakley Denies She's Been Keeping Whitey Bulger in Her Basement as a Last Favor for Ted Kennedy

Funny story: Martha Coakley Denies She's Been Keeping Whitey Bulger in Her Basement as a Last Favor for Ted Kennedy

As if she hasn't enough problems with her campaign to 'win' the Senate seat 'bequeathed' to her by the DNC and the extended Kennedy family, Coakley is now facing charges that she has been harboring Boston Fugitive/Hitman/ FBI Informant Whitey Bulger...

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Kennedy Stranglehold on Massachusetts, and Obama's 'Mandate' Taking on Water in Cape Cod Bay!

Funny story: Kennedy Stranglehold on Massachusetts, and Obama's 'Mandate' Taking on Water in Cape Cod Bay!

Massachusetts voters have been energized as never before, as the special election to replace the ever pickled Senate Icon Ted Kennedy heads into the final hours before Tuesday's election. On the playing field, Martha Coakley a weak kneed state Att...

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Senator John Edwards: "Hey Where The Heck Did Everybody Go?"

Funny story: Senator John Edwards: "Hey Where The Heck Did Everybody Go?"

BUTTE, Montana - Senator John Edwards was in town to help with the dedication of the brand new 30-foot tall Big Horn Sheep statue. The statue was erected in honor of the states 30 million big horn sheep which roam around all over the place. You ca...

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Chinese ambassador Madam Fu claims she's up for a sandwich with X-Factor's John and Edward Grimes

Funny story: Chinese ambassador Madam Fu claims she's up for a sandwich with X-Factor's John and Edward Grimes

Madam Fu Ying has hit out at press reports that she dislikes her neighbours Jedward by sending an open letter to the media declaring her support for the Irish twins. "Their perseverance, work ethic, dedication to excellence and ability to look goo...

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Congressman gets day pass from Hell

Funny story: Congressman gets day pass from Hell

Pearly Gate, Celestial City, Heaven - Yesterday, Sister Mary Jo, resident here these past 40 years since she drowned in an auto "accident", received a surprise visitor. A former Congressman, who for legal reasons will remain nameless, was given a...

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Death Cat Visited Ted Kennedy Just Before Death

Funny story: Death Cat Visited Ted Kennedy Just Before Death

The noted cat, Calvin Oscar, who has been seen going into the rooms of over 50 dying patients at a nursing home in Providence, Rhode Island two years ago, before he was adopted and taken home by a worker there, apparently appeared in the room of Mass...

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White Sharks Gather off Cape Cod on Rumours Kennedy to Be Buried at Sea!

Funny story: White Sharks Gather off Cape Cod on Rumours Kennedy to Be Buried at Sea!

Chatham,Ma/ Woods Hole Oceanographic News - In a final lifting of his middle finger to the constituents that paid his way for over 55 years, deceased Senator Edward M. Kennedy had one parting shot to ruin labor day for millions on Cape Cod. Report...

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Ted Kennedy's Diary

Funny story: Ted Kennedy's Diary

Well, Diary, it's been a strange sort of last few days for me. First of all I'm still in the news for no reason, which isn't strange at all, seeing as Americans have never produced anyone newsworthy in over 200 years, so they need people like me and, er, that Kenyan guy to go on and on about. Makes them feel important, I guess. No, Diary, what's strange is that last Tuesday I died! Yes, I had j...

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Curt Shilling Interested in Kennedy's Seat

Funny story: Curt Shilling Interested in Kennedy's Seat

Boston - Retired pitcher Curt Shilling has many heads shaking in Beantown today since announcing he is interested in the seat of recently deceased senator Ted Kennedy. Why the retired athlete wants a less than noble part of Kennedy's anatomy is pu...

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