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Funny story:  Cucamonga Teacher Invents Earthquake Underwear Spray

Cucamonga Teacher Invents Earthquake Underwear Spray

CUCAMONGA - Petula Lemonfizz, who has lived in California all of her life has just become an overnight millionaire. The Cucamonga English teacher said that she just got sick and tired of having her bra and panties end up around her ankles every ti...
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Funny story:  Make your teacher think she is glued to her chair by hypnosis

Make your teacher think she is glued to her chair by hypnosis

The technique is simply one of suggestion and will work spectacularly on the right subjects. First you must secretly test your subjects for susceptibility by making hidden suggestions in your everyday conversation with the teacher. An example being, "Miss Brown, here is my homework make me a fried egg sandwich I'm sorry the homework is late." If the subject obeys the hidden command, then immed...
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Funny story:  A Retired School Teacher In Berlin Reveals That She Has 3 Vaginas

A Retired School Teacher In Berlin Reveals That She Has 3 Vaginas

BERLIN - Greta Giselle Vinheimer taught high school geography in the Berlin Independent School District for 37 years before she retired last month. Mrs. Vinheimer was given a fantastic retirement party which included the keys to a brand new 2014 M...
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Funny story:  Middle, High Schools in Arkansas Issued Firearms

Middle, High Schools in Arkansas Issued Firearms

Attention mass killers, you better not go into an Arkansas school as each child has been issued a weapon that is under their desk. The ammo can be unlocked quickly by the teacher or room monitor. Of course, the early grades will only have stun gun...
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Funny story:  NEA Sanctions "Dirty Harry Gun Training Program"

NEA Sanctions "Dirty Harry Gun Training Program"

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The National Education Association (NEA) announced today its decision to sanction "The Dirty Harry Gun Training Program" for its 1.6 million full-time member teachers across the U.S. "Our teachers are doing a difficult job alrea...
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Funny story:  Ask a Third Grade Teacher

Ask a Third Grade Teacher

Q. Do you enjoy teaching as your profession? A. Jimmy! Take your hands off of Michael's neck right now! I don't care if he's your best friend! Q. I understand there is a shortage of teachers at the moment in the U.S. Is this true? A. O.K. everybody, I only have 20 homework assignments turned in and there are 24 of you in this class. Does anybody see a problem with this? Q. Is the schoo...
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Funny story:  Michael Gove to star as "Chinless wonder" general in WW1 episode remake

Michael Gove to star as "Chinless wonder" general in WW1 episode remake

"You're doing it wrong" expert Michael Gove is to give young people a sense of patriotism and a correct outlook on WW1 history in a new remake of the final trench "over the top" episode of Black Adder. The episode will charter the life of ordinary pe...
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Funny story:  Paul McCartney Reveals A Secret He Kept For 47 Years

Paul McCartney Reveals A Secret He Kept For 47 Years

NEW YORK CITY - Paul McCartney was in New York City attending The 2014 New Year's festivities. He was asked by Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine if it was true that he and Ringo Starr were going to be collaborating on a new album. The...
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Funny story:  Bionic Woman

Bionic Woman

The Bionic Woman was created out of spare, mostly human, somewhat female body parts as a companion for Colonel Steve Austin, a lonely former astronaut-become-cyborg, after she dove headfirst into a cow patty from a height of 12,000 feet in an attempt to decorate a clover patch with her remains. Before her tragic accident, she had been a tennis player known for her wicked backhand. Rebuilt by Dr...
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Funny story:  Minnesota Teacher Fired For Drawing Pornographic Stick People

Minnesota Teacher Fired For Drawing Pornographic Stick People

ST. PAUL, Minnesota - In a case that has 'unbelievable' written all over it, a second grade teacher in St. Paul, Minnesota has been fired for what the elementary school principle described as drawing x-rated stick people. Mrs. Lola Belle Prinski,...
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Funny story:  Students Protest About Teacher with New and Improved Term Paper Format

Students Protest About Teacher with New and Improved Term Paper Format

HARLEM SHAKE, NY (Acme Quicknews) -- Students of Leonidas Memorial High School protest in front of the school gates last March 5, 2013. According to Angelica Maldita, a Grade 10 student of the said school, the protest is for their English teacher...
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Funny story:  Teacher runs off to France with embryo

Teacher runs off to France with embryo

Schoolteacher Mr P Doe File has not been seen since last Monday where he failed to show up for his algebra class and it is believed he has run off to start a new life overseas with an embryo he has been grooming. He told a close friend that the co...
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Funny story:  Texas School Principal: 'I spanked her cheatin ass!'

Texas School Principal: 'I spanked her cheatin ass!'

SPRINGTOWN, TX (ABSNN) - John Wannabeter is a well-respected, "no nonsense" high school Vice Principal at SHS. He is known as a fair administrator, but a hard-ass by his students. Last week an 18-year-old female student was caught cheating and susp...
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Funny story:  My 'You Had to be there' Moments' W/e September 15th

My 'You Had to be there' Moments' W/e September 15th

Bought a book about BBC Radio 4 in the local charity shop. Inside the book is a business card for the writer. He lives a few streets away from me and the shop. A bit of self-promotion maybe... Overheard Conversation of The Week Woman to her friend at the bus stop. "I've got my Year 13 children where I want them. They already hate the Tories. London 2012 Olympic and Paralympic merchandise...
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Funny story:  Teaching - "Like the man in 'The Scream' by Munch"

Teaching - "Like the man in 'The Scream' by Munch"

A poll by 'YouBruv' has indicated that most teachers strike just for a few days 'breathing space' away from their academies. One teacher felt he was like 'the man in The Scream'. Supply teacher is now one of the most dangerous occupation in the UK...
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Funny story:  Are you hot for teacher, or is teacher hot for you?

Are you hot for teacher, or is teacher hot for you?

EX- Bengal Tiger Cheerleader - School Teacher is the new talk not only on the sports page but the Harper Valley PTA's Manure List as well? Well folks it looks like another school teacher has been teaching a little to much sex education in their class and at home after school again in the news today? As I had to stop right in the middle of my all you can eat spaghetti dinner.When I had to keep...
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Funny story:  Teachers who shouted 'STOP IT' to a pupil sacked.

Teachers who shouted 'STOP IT' to a pupil sacked.

A teacher who shouted 'STOP IT' to a pupil was sacked from the school she had been teaching and was given a 12 month prison sentence. Jane Harding, 47, was told by a Liverpool Court that just because the pupil was dealing drugs on school premises...
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Funny story:  Buffalo Teachers Insist : It's in the Water

Buffalo Teachers Insist : It's in the Water

CNN News recently ran a story about the cosmetic rider that is included in the Buffalo, New York school teacher union health insurance contract. It noted that the "nip and tuck" benefit has cost Buffalo's citizens as much as nine million dollars a y...
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