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Funny story:  Strange Game, Odd Team - Red Team Looking to Fall Playoffs

Strange Game, Odd Team - Red Team Looking to Fall Playoffs

Spring is in the air and with it comes a strong whiff of manure being spread on the playing fields. Training commenced at the recent CPAC outing where team owners Charles and David Koch and principal coaches John Boehner and Mitch McConnell evaluate...
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Funny story:  Two Shot at Fifth Year Birthday Celebration for the Tea Party

Two Shot at Fifth Year Birthday Celebration for the Tea Party

WASHINGTON, DC--This week at the Hyatt Regency the Tea Party Patriots of America celebrated their fifth year anniversary, an event which ended in tragedy as two of its members were shot dead after a dispute over the birthday cake designed for the cel...
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Funny story:  New DSM-IV Mental Disorder Category For Tea Party

New DSM-IV Mental Disorder Category For Tea Party

DSM-IV Codes are the classification found in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, 4th Edition, Text Revision, also known as DSM-IV-TR, a manual published by the American Psychiatric Association (APA) that includes all currently...
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Funny story:  IRS to Treat Gay TEA Partiers the Same As Straight TEA Partiers

IRS to Treat Gay TEA Partiers the Same As Straight TEA Partiers

WASHINGTON, DC - On Friday, the Commissioner of the Internal Revenue Service (IRS), Benjamin Dover, announced that the IRS will give gay TEA Partiers the same treatment as straight TEA Partiers. Mr. Dover's spokesman, Ima Gaye-Barr, announced that...
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Funny story:  ObamaBowlaRama Franchise Offered to the Nation

ObamaBowlaRama Franchise Offered to the Nation

CHUGWATER, WYOMING - Twin brothers, Buck and Chuck Clapsaddle, 36, have announced their award winning, multimillion dollar business, ObamaBowlaRama, a bowling alley with a political twist, will be offered for nationwide and possibly international f...
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Funny story:  Duck Dynasty's Robertson Star Of State of Union

Duck Dynasty's Robertson Star Of State of Union

WASHINGTON - The house chamber was packed last night with special guests for President Obama's State of the Union Address. Included was the long-bearded star of the controversial show "Duck Dynasty" Willie Robertson, which has been noted for the hom...
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Funny story:  Startling New Definitions In Dictionary Update

Startling New Definitions In Dictionary Update

The Oxford English Dictionary online has been updated to include some "Americanisms." Last year the quarterly publications included new words or terms such as "Selfing" and "OMG,." as in "OMG, I Am, Like, Literally Unfriending You." The new online update includes: Bullshit. n, adj. A term associated with such politicians as Sen. Ted Cruz of the state of Texas, who was both a brilliant und...
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Funny story:  GOP:  "Stop Feeding Poor Kids Lunch and We'll Extend Benefits for the Long-term Unemployed"

GOP: "Stop Feeding Poor Kids Lunch and We'll Extend Benefits for the Long-term Unemployed"

WASHINGTON, DC--Rep. Al Newtrition, of the Tea Party Caucus in Congress, today announced that the House would be willing to extend unemployment benefits to the long-term unemployed only if the federal government would stop wasting money feeding poor...
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Funny story:  Kansas Housewive Kills Unemployment Extension Bill

Kansas Housewive Kills Unemployment Extension Bill

In the end a lone Kansas housewife killed any chance of an extension of unemployment benefits for Americas long term unemployed. Dotty Mugg,42, of Waterboard Kansas, came to the House of Represenatives on Tuesday afternoon loaded not only with he...
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Funny story:  Ogre Ogre Turning Right (with apologies to William Blake)

Ogre Ogre Turning Right (with apologies to William Blake)

"I do support unemployment benefits for the 26 weeks that they're paid for. If you extend it beyond that, you do a disservice to these workers." Rand Paul GOP, now turning right In the dark and jobless night, What demonic hand or eye Could frame thy petty symmetry? In what ways do you despise The want of food in workers' eyes? On whose backs do you aspire? For what gold ar...
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Funny story:  End of  "Twelve days of Christmas" - Official

End of "Twelve days of Christmas" - Official

Christmas will terminate at midnight tonight in an attempt to curb turkey and mince pie abuse. Turkey can still be obtained by addicts but only on prescription. ChristmS trees, tinsel, mistletoe and chestnuts roasting on open fires will be banned unt...
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Funny story:  The NSA is Divided on the Issue of Massive Surveillance

The NSA is Divided on the Issue of Massive Surveillance

Kitchen, Global--Since the disclosures of National Security Agency's surveillance on American people and the world had sparked world outcry about the NSA's privacy intrusions, two factions have emerged inside the NSA-those that oppose the mass survei...
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Funny story:  Tea Party Advocates Destruction of All of America (Except its Golf Courses)

Tea Party Advocates Destruction of All of America (Except its Golf Courses)

Dateline: WASHINGTON-Senator and reputed Tea Party leader Ted Cruz introduced a resolution to the Senate yesterday, calling for the immolation of all of the United States apart from its golf courses. Speaking in favour of the motion on the congre...
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Funny story:  Republicans Finally Come Up With Their Own Health Care Plan For People Poorer Than Themselves.

Republicans Finally Come Up With Their Own Health Care Plan For People Poorer Than Themselves.

The Republicans, after years of doing nothing but bash President Obama's Health Care Act, have at last introduced one of their own. Pooling their vast knowledge of human caring with aid from their endless sources of think tanks they have come up with a master plan to help those who are poorer than themselves and do not have the Congressional Insurance of life that they do: They will fly anyone...
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Funny story:  Slavery 2: New & Improved And Not So Suddenly Available To All Those Now In Our Nearest Available Unaffordable Out Of Workplace

Slavery 2: New & Improved And Not So Suddenly Available To All Those Now In Our Nearest Available Unaffordable Out Of Workplace

Paramus, NJ - In an apparent attempt to better position themselves for a successful run through both the 2014, and, later on, 2016 elections, certain powers that be within the outside looking in Republican Party - along with, of course, any and all h...
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Funny story:  GOP:  Replace the ACA with the Affordable Death Act

GOP: Replace the ACA with the Affordable Death Act

Republicans, stung by criticism that they have no viable or compassionate plan to help the 30 million Americans without health insurance, today proposed replacing the Affordable Care Act, popularly known as Obamacare, with what they are calling the A...
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Funny story:  Say What?! The Sweet 16 Zaniest Tea Party Quotes

Say What?! The Sweet 16 Zaniest Tea Party Quotes

Here's the 'Sweet 16' of the wackiest, zaniest, most insane of all quotes attributed with the Tea Party faithful. Are these right-wing nut/jobs dangerous? Read some of what they've said and decide for yourself: 1) ''I love that smell of the emissions!''-Sarah Palin, at a motorcycle rally in Washington, D.C., where she rode in on a Harley-Davidson on May 29, 2011. Well Sarah, when the sea water...
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Funny story:  Koch Brothers to Buy Out the 2016 Election

Koch Brothers to Buy Out the 2016 Election

Charles and David Koch, the two fossil fuel industrialists who created the Tea Party to scare the shit out of mainstream Republicans, announced today that they are buying out the 2016 election. The two brothers, who spent millions of dollars in 20...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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